A Museum Or Two For You To View!

You humans sure have weird things to go and see. What is so great about such a spree? Museums are supposed to be informative I think. I guess some are showing you the missing link?

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some sure cause bliss,
Even when hosting scat.

Yep, that is true.
Outhouse museums are a thing.
Come see where people poo.
Thrones not fit for a king.

A museum of cheese.
Oh yes, please.
No needs for birds and bees,
They just make you wheeze.

A museum for mannequin heads.
Isn't that a delight?
Heads in beds,
Hope they sleep tight.

A museum for liquor.
I bet it isn't much.
You could get drunk quicker,
At the store and such.

A museum for bushes.
Isn't that a greenhouse?
Maybe it's bushes with tushes?
Or just homes for a mouse.

A museum for beds.
Double up I'd say.
Use the mannequin heads,
And call it a day.

A museum for money.
Now there is the ticket.
Some of it must be funny.
Hey, maybe you can lick it.

A museum for yarn.
Wow, that may thrill.
Could fill a barn.
Just sit, stare and chill.

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some I'll take a miss,
Especially the scat.

Ever been to an outhouse museum at your sea? Any other weird ones that charge a fee? Why would anyone want to tour where people shit? Wowweeee, there they used to sit. Is there an art to it that we don't know? When you gotta go, you gotta go. Museums sure can be weird and some are to be feared. I'll stick to the upper class. They are much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.