A Little Compare Type Of Pair!

It's time we compare. You humans ask for it at any lair. Or give it to us whether we like it or not. So let's do the old comparison hot to trot. This post would be super long if I sung every comparison song.

Time to compare.
Don't take the dare.
There just isn't one.
A comparison is easily spun.

The this stuff to that stuff.
The this fluff to that fluff.
The this thing to that thing.
The..all about the cha ching.

That can take all.
Cha ching heeds the call.
It brings even more.
Have to get that good buy at your shore.

There's the this on sale,
To the that they wail.
There's the cart full of chips,
Along with the best dips.

From high end TP,
To the brand name for thee.
Hint the former is the best.
Damn that sand paper pest.

Oh, but wait.
Forget the stuff fate.
There is even more.
Don't even have to open the door.

Compare him to neighbor Joe?
Bah, him no one will know.
Let's compare him to Sly,
Even if it is one big lie.

Or maybe her to Madonna.
Time to pull a umm conna?
Hey, everyone will know.
Beats saying they are like neighbor Joe.

Oh, but don't stop.
More can sure drop.
Let the jealousy rage.
From house to wage.

Compare that life to yours.
Who gets to take more tours?
Who has the best car or wife?
Oh yes, let's compare the best life.

Are you a comparing nut? I can see when trying to save a buck at your hut. But life and such? A so called famous person so your ego can rise a touch? Pffft to any of that. The cat would rather compare things to scat. Are you comparing me now? Hey, I do more than meow. You may have to create a whole new class when comparing my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.