A Mixed Bag That's A Drag!

The cat could pick a ton and really go on a run but we'll avoid that. Then I'll make too many things go splat. Instead we'll stick to a few. I wouldn't want to hog the time of you. Actually I might. But hey, a cat runs this site.

This and that,
That and this.
Some fall flat,
Some are a miss.

Let's run for fun.
Pffft who does that?
Humans run at the sound of a gun.
Damn that says the cat.

Huff and puff.
Sweat down the back.
If you run enough,
You may have a heart attack.

What about sad and rich?
Who heard that one?
Unless dead in a ditch,
Pffft to that a ton.

May cry you a river.
A river of gold.
Oh won't that make you shiver.
Yeah, sad has left the fold.

This one is easy.
No nitpicked needed.
Some are so sleazy,
Lies should be deeded.

Honesty and politics.
Like that's ever the case.
None of that former in the mix.
Lies out their smiling face.

And the clean and dirt.
Yeah, like that's a thing.
Clean dirt is on your skirt.
Whoops, in the hamper you fling.

But it was clean dirt.
What was so wrong?
You can still flirt.
It will just come along.

What could more be?
You've heard a ton.
They are shouted free.
Enjoy your fun run.

Think things shouldn't mix and match? There are quite the batch. I swiped fun and run from BTTF 3. Yeah, it was right on for me. A cat runs for fun and gets into stuff. But humans? Pffft who needs that huff and puff? Any things that aren't a good mix for you? Plenty at my zoo. To each their own in mass. No such thing as clean dirt to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.