Pat Hatt's Blog, page 47
May 6, 2018
An Endless Post From Your Host!
This post is in endless supply. Or would that be short I spy? I have no idea how you flip flop away with that. I'll just pretend to be an agreeable cat. Yeah, we'll leave that for a dog. One that likes an endless brown log.
My list is long.
My list is short.
It comes on strong,
I'd like to report.
It's so big.
It's so wide.
Down I dig.
Nowhere to hide.
It's so bad.
So bad, I say.
No fun is had.
Not on this day.
It's an endless list.
No task is missed.
Endless it is.
Like the Kool-Aid man taking a whiz.
See it now?
Can you truly see?
Don't raise an eyebrow.
It killed every tree.
I can barely hold it.
It stretches so long.
I'm having a fit.
I can't stay strong.
My endless list is growing.
It is growing even more.
It grows without me knowing.
It just added another chore.
How can this be?
It's endless for me.
It's endless for thee.
Goes well passed my knee.
I haven't the time.
I haven't the will.
This is a crime.
I need some sort of pill.
My endless list is up.
I got everything done.
It was eaten by the pup.
Time to enjoy the sun.
Are you an endless list nut? In some endless rut? Nothing is endless at your sea. Didn't we prove that with the early grave yesterday by me? Your list doesn't stretch from here to Timbuktu, so sorry, not endless at your zoo. Even if you lived a billion years and wrote on everything on Earth, endless still wouldn't give birth. You'd run out of room. So no endless doom and gloom. Although it seems making fun of you humans is endless for me. At least until I or the internet cease to be. Now I'll go eat my not so endless supply of grass. I may even roll it in with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
My list is long.
My list is short.
It comes on strong,
I'd like to report.
It's so big.
It's so wide.
Down I dig.
Nowhere to hide.
It's so bad.
So bad, I say.
No fun is had.
Not on this day.
It's an endless list.
No task is missed.
Endless it is.
Like the Kool-Aid man taking a whiz.
See it now?
Can you truly see?
Don't raise an eyebrow.
It killed every tree.
I can barely hold it.
It stretches so long.
I'm having a fit.
I can't stay strong.
My endless list is growing.
It is growing even more.
It grows without me knowing.
It just added another chore.
How can this be?
It's endless for me.
It's endless for thee.
Goes well passed my knee.
I haven't the time.
I haven't the will.
This is a crime.
I need some sort of pill.
My endless list is up.
I got everything done.
It was eaten by the pup.
Time to enjoy the sun.
Are you an endless list nut? In some endless rut? Nothing is endless at your sea. Didn't we prove that with the early grave yesterday by me? Your list doesn't stretch from here to Timbuktu, so sorry, not endless at your zoo. Even if you lived a billion years and wrote on everything on Earth, endless still wouldn't give birth. You'd run out of room. So no endless doom and gloom. Although it seems making fun of you humans is endless for me. At least until I or the internet cease to be. Now I'll go eat my not so endless supply of grass. I may even roll it in with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 5, 2018
It's Early Don't Get Squirrely!
Google doesn't like it when I type squirrely out. They think the word isn't out and about. Or would that be in and not about? Beats me, that was a previous shout. Now on we go with a new flow.
Early or late.
That same old fate.
Fate to be dead.
Sorry to put that in your head.
Only true fate.
Whoops, did it again, mate.
Early or late.
Only thing for sure on plate.
They also say taxes.
Not for the bum that relaxes.
The ones that don't pay.
They may get a jail stay.
Forget that.
Curse the cat.
But let it go.
Sing in the snow.
Might be cold.
Things aren't bold.
Watch your foothold.
Whoops, death is sold.
Into it early.
You got squirrely.
Or not like Google.
Did you oogle?
Whoops, you did.
Caught by a squid.
Off into the sea.
Early one by thee.
But you didn't know.
Cold or squid foe.
You had no clue.
That is also true.
So truth makes fail,
Even when hitting death's trail.
Can you hit the trail?
That is another fail.
The path you pave.
Can rant and can rave.
Unless a dirt hole you save,
Can't go into an early grave.
Ever think about that? How that expression kind of falls flat? Do people just have a grave dug waiting for them somewhere? How can a grave be early or late at ones lair? Who gets buried anymore anyway? Don't many just get burnt away? Is it too early for such a question mass? I hope you weren't sent to an early...late...whatever grave by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Early or late.
That same old fate.
Fate to be dead.
Sorry to put that in your head.
Only true fate.
Whoops, did it again, mate.
Early or late.
Only thing for sure on plate.
They also say taxes.
Not for the bum that relaxes.
The ones that don't pay.
They may get a jail stay.
Forget that.
Curse the cat.
But let it go.
Sing in the snow.
Might be cold.
Things aren't bold.
Watch your foothold.
Whoops, death is sold.
Into it early.
You got squirrely.
Or not like Google.
Did you oogle?
Whoops, you did.
Caught by a squid.
Off into the sea.
Early one by thee.
But you didn't know.
Cold or squid foe.
You had no clue.
That is also true.
So truth makes fail,
Even when hitting death's trail.
Can you hit the trail?
That is another fail.
The path you pave.
Can rant and can rave.
Unless a dirt hole you save,
Can't go into an early grave.
Ever think about that? How that expression kind of falls flat? Do people just have a grave dug waiting for them somewhere? How can a grave be early or late at ones lair? Who gets buried anymore anyway? Don't many just get burnt away? Is it too early for such a question mass? I hope you weren't sent to an early...late...whatever grave by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 4, 2018
Buy The Smart At Wal-Mart!
The cat makes fun of you humans every day. At least most every day at our bay. But that you know. So today we'll smarten you up at our show. It is as easy as can be. Just hand your money over and give us a kickback fee.
The world is smart.
Together yet apart.
Everything is top notch.
Like a kick to the crotch.
Your smart TV.
Will help thee.
Speak a command.
Isn't smart grand?
You can't speak?
It's all Greek?
It won't take TFB or OMG?
Damn, poor pitiful thee.
Your smart phone.
Ding at the tone.
Tells you it all.
You'll never fall.
There you go.
Look out below!
Smash, bing, bang, clang.
The sidewalk kinda rang.
Your smart car.
Bet you'll get far.
Tells you the way.
Can even let you play.
Play with the smart phone.
Ding. Answer the tone.
Bang, boom, crash.
Life is over in a flash.
Your smart water.
Get that from an otter?
How is that a thing?
Are you a ding-a-ling?
Ding, dong, dumb.
Talk out your bum.
Or out where you pee.
Smart water comes to be.
Smart...Smart...Smart = Not You.
Sorry, smart buying crew.
Smart stuff = less smart people.
The dumb add to the sheeple.
Ever notice that? Are you a smart this, that and the other thing person where you are at? Do you rely on smart crap all the time? Does it leave you looking like a brain dead mime? Smart everything, but dumb people forevermore. Some can barely work a door. Monkeys have more brain cells than many in mass. I guess people smarten down now with each pass. I'll stick to the wise gas. Works better for my wisecracking little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The world is smart.
Together yet apart.
Everything is top notch.
Like a kick to the crotch.
Your smart TV.
Will help thee.
Speak a command.
Isn't smart grand?
You can't speak?
It's all Greek?
It won't take TFB or OMG?
Damn, poor pitiful thee.
Your smart phone.
Ding at the tone.
Tells you it all.
You'll never fall.
There you go.
Look out below!
Smash, bing, bang, clang.
The sidewalk kinda rang.
Your smart car.
Bet you'll get far.
Tells you the way.
Can even let you play.
Play with the smart phone.
Ding. Answer the tone.
Bang, boom, crash.
Life is over in a flash.
Your smart water.
Get that from an otter?
How is that a thing?
Are you a ding-a-ling?
Ding, dong, dumb.
Talk out your bum.
Or out where you pee.
Smart water comes to be.
Smart...Smart...Smart = Not You.
Sorry, smart buying crew.
Smart stuff = less smart people.
The dumb add to the sheeple.
Ever notice that? Are you a smart this, that and the other thing person where you are at? Do you rely on smart crap all the time? Does it leave you looking like a brain dead mime? Smart everything, but dumb people forevermore. Some can barely work a door. Monkeys have more brain cells than many in mass. I guess people smarten down now with each pass. I'll stick to the wise gas. Works better for my wisecracking little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 3, 2018
The Good, The Bad And The...Bad Is Had?
Flip flopping humans are all over. They claim they are smarter than rover. I guess that is debatable as can be. Until they eat their own crap humans may have the edge to me.
Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.
Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.
Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.
Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.
This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.
Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.
Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.
Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.
This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.
This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.
The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.
Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.
Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.
Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.
This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.
Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.
Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.
Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.
This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.
This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.
The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 2, 2018
Oh Drat! An Airy Flat!
Out of air.Out of gas.Both not fair.We'll take a pass.
Both can suck.Both can rain.Pass the buck,On such a pain.
Or pass the gas.Easy to do.Out the ass,It just flew.
That went flip.That went flop.Here's a tip.Just don't stop.
Let it flow.Let it fill.You never know,What can thrill.
Or what can suck.Like a drain.Pass over that buck.It feels no pain.
Your wallet may.Or maybe not.Repair they say.Such an evil plot.
But can be filled.It can be fixed.You may not be thrilled,But life isn't nixed.
Still a step.Still a stride.Follow that pep.Life is still spied.
Life can be found.Life can be breathed anew.So before sand you pound,Take a new view.
And a newsflash. IWSG has a new book bash!
Amazon
B&N
Kobo
iTunes
Yeah, the cat is nuts. We get that from many huts. All of that from a crummy flat tire. But meh, it can be fixed by some repair guy for hire. Could be fixed by Pat too, but damn such manual labor at our zoo. If a story or idea falls flat, take a new view like that of the cat. Ever need a new view? As crazy as our zoo? Oh, and if you have that kind of gas, pass it away like my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 1, 2018
Here We Go With A Commercialized Show!
The cat is going to sell today. Pfffft yeah, and I'm nice to dogs at my bay. But if you bought any of that. I still have that slightly used bridge to sell to some dingbat.
Do you ever...
Starts the endeavor.
They think they are clever.
How about never?
Maybe they think you dumb.
A head up your bum.
As the commercials are made.
Hey, all in fair trade.
Find yourself like this...
Then they rip the piss.
No matter the item at play,
They have some idiot on display.
Bad at mowing grass.
Bad at smelling good for a lass.
Bad at picking up a fork.
Bad at popping a cork.
Bad at using a hammer.
Bad at avoiding the slammer.
Bad at drinking beer.
Bad at putting a earring in your ear.
They've got a dumb ass for it.
No matter the weird shit.
They get stuck in some weird form.
And watchers buy it as the norm.
Oh, this product will help you out...
Then comes more as they spout.
It will turn things grand...
Like you need this helping hand.
A smile on the dumb ass,
Then comes to pass.
Look, the product helped him.
So come buy it on a whim.
Not that you'll ever fall.
Not that you'll ever trip down the hall.
Not that you'll ever chop off a limb.
Not that you'll ever turn paper slim.
Not that you'll ever poke out an eye.
Many more not's can easily fly.
But you believed the dumb commercial guy,
And now you can make a bed without the need to ever cry.
Pfffft to commercials I say. Many are so stupid on display. Like any of that crap ever really comes due. Heck, drink that beer and hot women or men will fondle you. Get a tree trimmer holder for the tree trimmer and save your fingers from utter mutilation. Oh wait, that cures constipation. Such crazy things you all believe from the marketing class. Humans sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Do you ever...
Starts the endeavor.
They think they are clever.
How about never?
Maybe they think you dumb.
A head up your bum.
As the commercials are made.
Hey, all in fair trade.
Find yourself like this...
Then they rip the piss.
No matter the item at play,
They have some idiot on display.
Bad at mowing grass.
Bad at smelling good for a lass.
Bad at picking up a fork.
Bad at popping a cork.
Bad at using a hammer.
Bad at avoiding the slammer.
Bad at drinking beer.
Bad at putting a earring in your ear.
They've got a dumb ass for it.
No matter the weird shit.
They get stuck in some weird form.
And watchers buy it as the norm.
Oh, this product will help you out...
Then comes more as they spout.
It will turn things grand...
Like you need this helping hand.
A smile on the dumb ass,
Then comes to pass.
Look, the product helped him.
So come buy it on a whim.
Not that you'll ever fall.
Not that you'll ever trip down the hall.
Not that you'll ever chop off a limb.
Not that you'll ever turn paper slim.
Not that you'll ever poke out an eye.
Many more not's can easily fly.
But you believed the dumb commercial guy,
And now you can make a bed without the need to ever cry.
Pfffft to commercials I say. Many are so stupid on display. Like any of that crap ever really comes due. Heck, drink that beer and hot women or men will fondle you. Get a tree trimmer holder for the tree trimmer and save your fingers from utter mutilation. Oh wait, that cures constipation. Such crazy things you all believe from the marketing class. Humans sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 30, 2018
Okie Dokey Xylomokey!
The a to z is coming to an end. Now back to my usual trend. Hmm is it any different of a trend? Maybe that I should amend. Or maybe not. For we give X a trot!
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
17+7=24=X
Xylomokey isn't hokey.
It is more of a dokey.
A hokey dokey is is not.
But a dokey okie may hit the spot.
Or maybe okie dokey.
That isn't too pokey.
A pokey dokey would fail.
Pokey dokey must hit the trail.
Xylomokey is rather mean.
Xylomokey makes a scene.
Xylomokeys together chatter.
What about? Does it matter?
Tokey dokey up in flames.
Xylomokey won't name names.
Dokey tokey gets away.
Xylomokey had its say.
Cookey mokey doesn't rhyme.
Xylomokey think it's a crime.
So dokey cookey gets the shaft.
Xylomokey ain't born on no raft.
Xylomokeys say ain't.
No need to hokey faint.
Wanna, gonna may apply.
Xylomokey doesn't like to lie.
Dokey okie kinda pokey.
One must be a little tokey.
Xylomokey will never tell.
That isn't lying that befell.
Xylomokey may befall.
Hokey tokey damns it all.
Xylomokey can't make it in.
Pokey dokey thinks it a sin.
Xylomokey rants and raves.
Xylomokey lives in caves.
Hokey dokey has its way.
Xylomokey goes out to play.
Okie dokey Xylomokey.
Time to pokey dokey an okie.
The okie may be hokey pokey.
But that won't bother a Xylomokey.
What was that? You're confused by the cat? Isn't that the way any old day? Ever see a Xylomokey where you are at? They are bigger than a rat. But they are smaller than a bear. They even have a deadly stare. So if a Xylomokey should trespass, okie dokey it away thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
17+7=24=X
Xylomokey isn't hokey.
It is more of a dokey.
A hokey dokey is is not.
But a dokey okie may hit the spot.
Or maybe okie dokey.
That isn't too pokey.
A pokey dokey would fail.
Pokey dokey must hit the trail.
Xylomokey is rather mean.
Xylomokey makes a scene.
Xylomokeys together chatter.
What about? Does it matter?
Tokey dokey up in flames.
Xylomokey won't name names.
Dokey tokey gets away.
Xylomokey had its say.
Cookey mokey doesn't rhyme.
Xylomokey think it's a crime.
So dokey cookey gets the shaft.
Xylomokey ain't born on no raft.
Xylomokeys say ain't.
No need to hokey faint.
Wanna, gonna may apply.
Xylomokey doesn't like to lie.
Dokey okie kinda pokey.
One must be a little tokey.
Xylomokey will never tell.
That isn't lying that befell.
Xylomokey may befall.
Hokey tokey damns it all.
Xylomokey can't make it in.
Pokey dokey thinks it a sin.
Xylomokey rants and raves.
Xylomokey lives in caves.
Hokey dokey has its way.
Xylomokey goes out to play.
Okie dokey Xylomokey.
Time to pokey dokey an okie.
The okie may be hokey pokey.
But that won't bother a Xylomokey.
What was that? You're confused by the cat? Isn't that the way any old day? Ever see a Xylomokey where you are at? They are bigger than a rat. But they are smaller than a bear. They even have a deadly stare. So if a Xylomokey should trespass, okie dokey it away thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 29, 2018
Be The Whiz Of The Quiz!
Or if you want to whiz, don't use my litter box to do your biz. The cat just wanted to let you know that. Now on we go where we are at. For you will be tested today. Hint: the answer isn't always A.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
7+10=17=Q
1. If the cat went to sleep today when would he come out to play?
A. When you go to sleep at your keep.B. When night sets in I'd take a spin.C. When I have to go in the you know.D. When I want food from the food dude.E. All of the above gets the love.
2. If I posted tomorrow what time will I borrow?
A. At 7 we'll be in heaven.B. At 6 we'll jump candlesticks.C. At 8 we'll fling a spring mate.D. At 2 we'll give a bare view.E. At 4 we'll go on a outhouse museum tour.
3. What did Blue lose from his attire, unless he's a liar.
A. Lost his eye. Poor blue guy.B. Lost is wick. Damn, that's ick.C. Lost his shoe and now he's blue.D. Lost his handcuff key and Angie won't let him free.E. Lost is suit to some happy humper brute.
4. Who likes to yap and never shut her trap?
A. Brad, he misses his dad.B. Frank, got no gas in his tank.C. Anne, she's a one eye fan.D. Pam, she hates when you say damn.E. Flappy, nonsense gets yappy.
5. If you walk ten feet, how far have you gone down the street?
A. Five feet due to heat.B. Ten feet, isn't math neat?C. Six feet before suffering defeat.D. No feet. Not on the street.E. Can't walk. Don't gawk.
6. If you ate your weight in gold, what would take hold?
A. Have golden shit for a bit.B. Be dead as a doornail without fail.C. Have a golden tongue and maybe lung.D. Be worth a bit and and cause a fit.E. All of the above gets the love.
7. If you're a fixer with no upper, can you sing for your supper?
A. Nope, a snip snip dope.B. Sure. You have an allure.C. On the right day that comes to play.D. Once a year when a blue moon is near.E. Too whelmed for anything to be helmed.
8. If you see red but stare at green grass, which has come to pass?
A. Mad at grass as whippersnappers trespass.B. Mad at grass as it gets eaten by Cass.C. Mad while looking at grass due to something crass.D. Happy and green there at your scene.E. Stinky and meek as your up shit creek.
9. If you are sane yet eat nuts are you bound for crazy huts?
A. The loony bin is calling because the sky is falling.B. Hungry hippo are you and a bit nutty too.C. Just want to eat a tasty treat.D. Crazy for cocoa puffs and feather bed fluffs.E. Off bouncing on rubber, yee land lubber.
10. How many questions did this quiz have before this? Don't miss!
A. Ten I did pen.B. Four took the tour.C. All of the above gets the love.D. Nine did align.E. All of the below is given a go.
Love quizzes at your sea? Are you nuts as can be? Got them all right? Did you expect a quiz at my site? Hey it is Q. Did they stump you? Are you 10 for 10? The ocd likes that at my den. Don't go getting 3 for 10 though. That will make my ocd ban you at my show. Not that we can really do that. You'll just get made fun of by the cat. Hell, that will anyway come to pass. So may as well go 10/10 from many little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
7+10=17=Q
1. If the cat went to sleep today when would he come out to play?
A. When you go to sleep at your keep.B. When night sets in I'd take a spin.C. When I have to go in the you know.D. When I want food from the food dude.E. All of the above gets the love.
2. If I posted tomorrow what time will I borrow?
A. At 7 we'll be in heaven.B. At 6 we'll jump candlesticks.C. At 8 we'll fling a spring mate.D. At 2 we'll give a bare view.E. At 4 we'll go on a outhouse museum tour.
3. What did Blue lose from his attire, unless he's a liar.
A. Lost his eye. Poor blue guy.B. Lost is wick. Damn, that's ick.C. Lost his shoe and now he's blue.D. Lost his handcuff key and Angie won't let him free.E. Lost is suit to some happy humper brute.
4. Who likes to yap and never shut her trap?
A. Brad, he misses his dad.B. Frank, got no gas in his tank.C. Anne, she's a one eye fan.D. Pam, she hates when you say damn.E. Flappy, nonsense gets yappy.
5. If you walk ten feet, how far have you gone down the street?
A. Five feet due to heat.B. Ten feet, isn't math neat?C. Six feet before suffering defeat.D. No feet. Not on the street.E. Can't walk. Don't gawk.
6. If you ate your weight in gold, what would take hold?
A. Have golden shit for a bit.B. Be dead as a doornail without fail.C. Have a golden tongue and maybe lung.D. Be worth a bit and and cause a fit.E. All of the above gets the love.
7. If you're a fixer with no upper, can you sing for your supper?
A. Nope, a snip snip dope.B. Sure. You have an allure.C. On the right day that comes to play.D. Once a year when a blue moon is near.E. Too whelmed for anything to be helmed.
8. If you see red but stare at green grass, which has come to pass?
A. Mad at grass as whippersnappers trespass.B. Mad at grass as it gets eaten by Cass.C. Mad while looking at grass due to something crass.D. Happy and green there at your scene.E. Stinky and meek as your up shit creek.
9. If you are sane yet eat nuts are you bound for crazy huts?
A. The loony bin is calling because the sky is falling.B. Hungry hippo are you and a bit nutty too.C. Just want to eat a tasty treat.D. Crazy for cocoa puffs and feather bed fluffs.E. Off bouncing on rubber, yee land lubber.
10. How many questions did this quiz have before this? Don't miss!
A. Ten I did pen.B. Four took the tour.C. All of the above gets the love.D. Nine did align.E. All of the below is given a go.
Love quizzes at your sea? Are you nuts as can be? Got them all right? Did you expect a quiz at my site? Hey it is Q. Did they stump you? Are you 10 for 10? The ocd likes that at my den. Don't go getting 3 for 10 though. That will make my ocd ban you at my show. Not that we can really do that. You'll just get made fun of by the cat. Hell, that will anyway come to pass. So may as well go 10/10 from many little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 28, 2018
Yank The Chain Of The Gain!
The cat sees this a lot. You humans sure have it hot to trot. Even those close by, they sure give it a try. The cat just sticks with owning all. Easier with no pain for gain at my hall.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
15-8=7=G
In one lane.
Forget the fake.
Would go insane.
Or fall in a lake.
Fall in and swim.
Wave and wave.
Out on a limb,
The path you pave.
Path is beaten.
Very well worn.
Lyin' and cheatin,
May even be born.
No pain, no gain.
Overused shit.
Release the pain.
Gain takes the hit.
Hey, you!
Yeah, you there.
It's so true.
You're so rare.
Do it for me.
Would you, please?
I'm a busy bee.
My knees may seize.
I'll help you.
If you help me too.
Whatever comes due,
I'll call on you.
You can come visit us.
Spend your gas and time.
No need to fuss.
Visiting is sublime.
I'll pay that.
You'll owe me.
Chew not fat,
But it ain't free.
A path we weave.
A path we pave.
You better believe,
Gain goes to the grave.
Ever think about gaining? Do you have gain training? Are you one who thinks "what's in it for you" when something comes due? Many try and switch it to what works for them the best. Can be like a real life multiple choice test. Sure everyone has done it a time or three. That is why all is just about me. So on the gaining we can take a pass. Excuse me while I go leave something for Pat to scoop from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
15-8=7=G
In one lane.
Forget the fake.
Would go insane.
Or fall in a lake.
Fall in and swim.
Wave and wave.
Out on a limb,
The path you pave.
Path is beaten.
Very well worn.
Lyin' and cheatin,
May even be born.
No pain, no gain.
Overused shit.
Release the pain.
Gain takes the hit.
Hey, you!
Yeah, you there.
It's so true.
You're so rare.
Do it for me.
Would you, please?
I'm a busy bee.
My knees may seize.
I'll help you.
If you help me too.
Whatever comes due,
I'll call on you.
You can come visit us.
Spend your gas and time.
No need to fuss.
Visiting is sublime.
I'll pay that.
You'll owe me.
Chew not fat,
But it ain't free.
A path we weave.
A path we pave.
You better believe,
Gain goes to the grave.
Ever think about gaining? Do you have gain training? Are you one who thinks "what's in it for you" when something comes due? Many try and switch it to what works for them the best. Can be like a real life multiple choice test. Sure everyone has done it a time or three. That is why all is just about me. So on the gaining we can take a pass. Excuse me while I go leave something for Pat to scoop from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 27, 2018
The Old Takes A Hold!
The cat is up there and Pat is getting there at our lair. But even when we were super young, things still were dung. So for O we're going with old. As in "Too Old For This Shit" takes hold.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
9+6=15=O
Too old they say.
Too young they play.
Too this and too that.
Too old for such scat.
The negative nuts.
In their negative ruts.
They like to hiss and spit.
We're too old for that shit.
The I want change,
But I never want to rearrange.
The whine in their soul sucking pit.
We're far too old for that shit.
The let's get drunk.
Every weekend drunk as a skunk.
As with their hangover they sit,
We say we're too old for that shit.
The won't you help me.
But I will never help thee.
Although help me or I'll throw a fit.
Yep, we are far too old for that shit.
The watching a new movie or show.
But it clearly does blow.
Click, not going to the end.
Too old for that shitty trend.
Don't you like me?
Here my little old plea.
I want all to like me and be a hit.
Pffft very much too old for that shit.
The Facebook and the like commenting crap.
I think I just took a nap.
For it's better than listening to any old sap.
Yep, we're far too old for that crap.
The dealing with people you hate.
Them expecting you to open the gate.
Sorry, won't even open it to hit them on the ass.
We are too old for that shitty pass.
Could go on all day.
But we have to go use the bathroom at our bay.
Pat still needs to scoop every bit.
With holding it, we are far too old for that shit.
See? You don't need to be Belva's age to turn the old "Too old for that shit" page. I'm sure there are lots of things you can use it for. Any pop in at your shore? The less you give a crap the more of life's crap you can take. Wise words I can make. I'm never to old to go bug Cass. So now I'll go with my sometimes too old little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
9+6=15=O
Too old they say.
Too young they play.
Too this and too that.
Too old for such scat.
The negative nuts.
In their negative ruts.
They like to hiss and spit.
We're too old for that shit.
The I want change,
But I never want to rearrange.
The whine in their soul sucking pit.
We're far too old for that shit.
The let's get drunk.
Every weekend drunk as a skunk.
As with their hangover they sit,
We say we're too old for that shit.
The won't you help me.
But I will never help thee.
Although help me or I'll throw a fit.
Yep, we are far too old for that shit.
The watching a new movie or show.
But it clearly does blow.
Click, not going to the end.
Too old for that shitty trend.
Don't you like me?
Here my little old plea.
I want all to like me and be a hit.
Pffft very much too old for that shit.
The Facebook and the like commenting crap.
I think I just took a nap.
For it's better than listening to any old sap.
Yep, we're far too old for that crap.
The dealing with people you hate.
Them expecting you to open the gate.
Sorry, won't even open it to hit them on the ass.
We are too old for that shitty pass.
Could go on all day.
But we have to go use the bathroom at our bay.
Pat still needs to scoop every bit.
With holding it, we are far too old for that shit.
See? You don't need to be Belva's age to turn the old "Too old for that shit" page. I'm sure there are lots of things you can use it for. Any pop in at your shore? The less you give a crap the more of life's crap you can take. Wise words I can make. I'm never to old to go bug Cass. So now I'll go with my sometimes too old little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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