Pat Hatt's Blog, page 49

K In Nots Konnecting Dots!

Did you go all grammar nazi on that title? Did your power go from fast to idle? I'll get it back up to snuff today. For, sadly, I've seen these typed at many a bay. One even on a friggin store sign. The dumb truly can't spell or align.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
16-5=11=K
Miss the knots.
Spell but can't tie?
Tie but spell it nots?
No need to lie.

Kats don't care.
Kit-Kat may though.
So just be aware.
A copyright show.

Kaught on to me?
If not, run.
For the cat will smile at thee,
And then poke fun.

Isn't this kool?
Need some aid?
Don't ask the Kool-Aid fool.
He has a scary trade.

May get into kombat.
Mortal it might be.
A waaaa may squash you flat.
Watch out for a fatality.

May hide in a krate.
Then get shipped to Timbuktu.
Spelling may work there, mate.
There it could be brand new.

Or it could be worse.
The Arktic may be your new home.
Then you'd really curse.
Cold wherever you roam.

Am I making fun?
Bah, get used to my pass.
Or before I'm done,
You'll think me krass.

Get up and cheer.
You are the best.
Got off your rear,
Failing the sokker test.

Saw that one too.
Was clearly the worst.
So kolour me blue,
If your bubble did burst.

There are sure a ton. Some show more than others as they are given a run. Ever see any k for c? They prove some are swinging from the dingy tree. That is dingy, not thingy. Don't get all gutter and clingy. I may then kough up a hairball in your grass. Just a warning from my one of a cind little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have as fling.

On Sale So Hit The Trail!

Here we go. A great sale shall show. It is the best you will ever see. You can believe little old me. Hmm that may be totally untrue. But I'm sure you already caught that clue.

Today's a sale.
A sale that can't fail.
It is the best.
We beat all the rest.

So act today.
It may go away.
Notice how I said may?
Watch what I say.

Actually don't.
Miss it you won't.
Just buy today.
It's a sale this May.

One month ahead?
Forget that dread.
Sleep in a comfy bed.
With a free pillow for your head.

Today's our sale.
Hit the trail.
A new mattress for you.
Look, over there you can get a car too.

But only today.
Come and say hey.
Learn what the sale is about.
Then take your money out.

Thanks for the buy.
Great sale, no lie.
You got the best.
You beat all the rest.

Tomorrow comes.
Hey, there chums.
Today we have a great sale.
It surely won't fail.

The same as yesterday?
Bah, forget that display.
It's a new day with a new view.
Believe what I say to be true.

Come see our sale.
33 days later you can still get a whale.
A whale of a deal.
But our sale is sooooo real.

Ever notice how mattresses and cars are always on sale? Ever notice how such sales never fail? As in never fail to disappear. Doesn't that negate the definition of sale when they are always near? Wouldn't it be regular price? I guess that doesn't sound as nice. So go out and find such sales in mass. They are available every minute of every day to you and my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Personal Post....Almost!

The cat will get personal today. It will be way more personal than any other day at my bay. I may even call my bay my house. Damn, that will impress Mighty Mouse. A personal favorite of yours? Take any Mighty Mouse tours?

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
20-4=16=P
A personal post.
Through it we'll coast.
Or maybe even breeze.
Could be a main squeeze.

That even used?
Ah well, I'm amused.
But if you squeeze too hard,
I may shit in your yard.

Hey, it's the truth.
How's that for personal at my booth?
It will leave you with a gift too.
That ups the spirits of you.

Deeper you want?
That's a whole gutter taunt.
Want something that will haunt?
My, what else do I have to flaunt?

Maybe I should hire.
The job would expire.
But personnel for personal stuff.
That job wouldn't be tough.

Don't confuse the two.
Could come back to bite you.
Oh let's spill it all.
Umm...no repeats at my hall.

Been there, done that.
Can't be a more personal cat.
I guess the job ran dry.
No pay, oh me, oh my.

That's sooo personal though.
I took away your dough.
Now all know.
You made a whole zero.

You said it first?
The bubble did burst?
Whoops, you say far worse.
Yet me you curse?

Soooo personal it was.
I blame you because.
I put it out there.
But it is all the fault of your lair.

Like my personal touch? Was it too much? Maybe not enough. Hey, no zombie feet in the buff. Don't you love when personal nuts whine that it was shared yet to you they already bared? And to half the town. My, they sure deserve the oh so personal town. Feel free to share that you can squeeze the shit out of me. I personally will leave you be. Now I may even pass some gas. Things get personal with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Little Blip Of A Tip!

You will learn a lot today. You may even want to pay. The cat accepts all forms of cash. I'll take it and run away in a flash. I may even eat it as a treat. What? Anything I'll try to eat.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
23-3=20=T
Helpful links.
So you think.
Watch those finks.
Tickle them pink.

All flamingo like.
For they get cash.
A helpful link strike.
They'll throw a bash.

Tip of the day.
Tip of the week.
Tips come to play,
Especially when up shit creek.

I'll help you.
They will too.
Help at every zoo.
Tips just for you.

Tips given to more.
But forget that.
Tips come ashore.
Tips from a cat.

Tips can come.
But what else will?
Many talk out their bum,
Giving you your fill.

Tips before help.
Help never comes.
But when you yelp,
Once more talking out bums.

Do this and that.
That and this.
A tip about scat.
You'll get bliss.

Show not tell?
Bah, no time for that.
Aren't my tips swell?
Still want to chat?

That I can do.
I have no time?
I have a tip that's new.
Go suck a lime.

Ready to tip the cat? Any tips where you are at? Are you a tipper? Either the paying or gabby lipper? A bad grammar tip. Had to sail that ship. Don't you love those with their tips who never actually do? Oh, they heard it on the internet or wherever and give it to you. That makes them as grand as your neighbors green grass. Yeah, and I'm really a $1000 tipping little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Whoopdi Calculation On The Nearest Station!

Robbie Raisin is back today. Whoopdi Friggin Doo has to have another display. Our usual guests didn't stop by. So today we get you all on the fly. Ready the blogger faction as it is time for the action.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

 25-2=23=W
Who shall start the day? Suza with her number one display?

Four in a row
If I'm not mistaken
Kept awake at night
By my chronic achin'

I guess no action for you. Hank, anything to come due?

Stay in a basket?
Nothing to dread
As long as one is not left all alone

A lonely, Hank? Birgit, ready to go into plank?

I have to say, that one house looks like it needs Viagra ...but I'd love to see inside it

Hmm other things on your mind.  Bijoux, ready for action of any kind?

I heard it's for sale, if you are interested.

Is the charge very high? Rosey, are you going oh me, oh my?

Grocery day alone would make you nuts.

And what are you buying? Susan Gourley/Kelly, what groceries are you spying?

Some would be too scary for me.

What section did you go down?  Theresa, any action in your town?

I was awake today, but not. Fell asleep on the couch but was stuck in the limbo of awake and asleep. Jason was watching Fear & Loathing in Las Vega at the time, which made for some really strange half asleep, half awake dreams for me. 

Our viewers may be interested in more. Betty, what's going on at your shore?

Not fully functioning
I often fear

Damn, that must suck. Mary Kirkland, do you pass the buck?

I'll have to use that an excuse one day.

I guess Betty helped you. Joanne, what is in your view?

I generally write the back-up post-it for Ray. No excuse then

So you want him to back up for you? Ann Bennet, happy through and through?

He'll start to moo and boo
A bitter fate has come due.

Wow, kinky at your sea. Brian, anything from thee?

It's nice to see you all on parade today!!!

You may what to close your eyes. Fundy Blue, any words to the wise?

Well Mr. Hatt, you've certainly been having a lot of fun
with your irregular A to Z run!
I've been enjoying your pangram play
which you've been building on every day.

Of course I love your little kitties,
even those ear worm ditties.
I think "boughten" may be a word.
In Newfoundland I surely heard.

The MOAB. Trump bombs away!
I'm fearing them falling in return at my bay.
Got my eyes on Cheyenne Mountain,
ICBMs I hope not to be counting.

I'd rather chuckle at Search Engine Crazies
Than contemplate pushing up daisies.
The veld for Orlin's origin was not where my mind went,
I thought it was another V.. you surely meant.

So, whoo hoo!
I've caught up with you!
I've commented on all here
Hopefully bringing you OCD cheer!

We only have so much air time you know. Gloria, enjoying the show?

these are really cute and funny Pat!! 

One satisfied viewer I guess. Belva, anything to confess?

Freezy breezes on the sea
Button up and follow me
Twilight moons are cold as ice
Like pizza pie, cut a slice

So naked with pizza on the sea? Diane Wolfe, what wise words from thee?

Bronze it like a statue? That'll look odd on the mantle.

You want to bronze naked people eating pizza at your place? The Silver Fox, do you have anything to embrace?

I have to wonder what kind of person would search for rat porn.

Don't wonder too far. Beverly, adding to this crazy sand bar?

I'm completely lost for words to say.
Maybe I'll think of something another day.

Keeping things close to the vest? Adam, anything to get off your chest?

Is that Hello Kitty's full name?

Be kinda wordy we think. Snowcatcher, are you the missing link?

May be an awesome game at this mat!

Oh the games we play. Tabbies, what do you have to say?

orlin N cassie; we R big inta cat soccer N de food serviss gurlz a cubis addict !!! heerz two a happee easturr anda grate week oh end ♥♥

Did our viewers get all of that? Martin, can you add anything where you are at?

I couldn’t believe it was true
When my wife told me we were through
So dark my dismay
Grim tears came my way
So wife said let’s play game’s round two

A second swing. Blue, care to say anything?

...I love that word

 Swinging is what you love? Betsy, care to spread words above?

I don't take the bait.
That kind of stuff I hate

So you are the bait-er? Alex, care to end this before we fall in a crater?

Nothing stuck in my head today.

Hmmm, we suppose that is good. Always good to have non-sticky wood. And that is all the show we have for you today. Whoopdi Friggin Doo is on every night at 11 est. if you are in space with its display. Don't miss an episode of the action. Unless of course we have to resort back to this scary faction.

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You sure have action aplenty at your sea. The cat hopes you all stay fit with your action spree. Whoopdi Friggin Doo sure can reveal all. Do you remember saying such things on my wall? Each one sure is a true pass. You all make it too easy for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Yipppeeee For Meeeeeee And Theeeee!

Great view. So great of you. Great to see you. Greet view. Did I say that? Nah, spelling mistake where we are at. Great you! Great view! Hurts the head. But great is said.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
26-1=25=Y
Y's here today.
Come and play.
What's that you say?
Great post at our bay?

Yippeee for meeee.
Yipppeee for theee.
Too many an E?
Wanna buy a C?

Don't work like that?
Bah, says the cat.
Great post?
From coast to coast.

Yipppeee for meee.
Yippeeee for weeee.
Such a fun one.
My comment is spun.

Great for spring.
Great type of fling.
Great for winter.
I can't smash my printer.

Yiipppeeeeee for meeeee.
Sure flies free.
Free to you?
Free times two.

Great post!
A repeat toast.
Repeat on me?
Yippeeeee for thee.

Told on you?
Haven't a clue?
Didn't think one can tell?
Well isn't that swell.

Great verse.
Filled your purse.
Great rhyme.
Tell it to a mime.

Yippeeeee is here.
Have no fear.
Yippeeeeee for all.
A yipeeeeeeeeeeeee final call.

Did you get what I used for y? Didn't you see the yippeeeeeeees on the fly? Maybe I need a few more eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees coming due. Get the point at my zoo? The yippeeeeees fly free with the great posts coming to be. Is it easy for you to tell when a reading doesn't come due? Such comments we roll our eyes at when in view. Hey, followed you and now follow us back in mass. Pffft and I'm a platypus little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Spacey Chime On A Dime!

There are so many words for Z. The cat had a hard time picking at his sea. Yeah, I go z and not zed. That Power Ranger villain has been put to bed. Nah, I'm not done. Z is just next in my mathematical run.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
21+5=26=Z
Zilonatie is the word for Z.
Sure it gives a wtf to thee. 
But the cat shall explain it here.
By the end it will be crystal clear.

When you go to space,
A lot you can embrace.
From meteors and stuff,
To maybe aliens in the buff.

Zilonatie is the thing between.
The thing that doesn't make a scene.
You would never know it's there.
But it is surely there to spare.

It is the mass within the mass.
I know, redundant to my rhyming ass.
However that is what it boils down to.
Humans really don't have a clue.

It is there in space.
Kinda like an appendix embrace.
Not known what it's for.
Just there forevermore.

But recently it's been thought,
There may be a certain plot.
Could be gas from the moon.
I guess that man does more than a tune.

It focuses around space.
Hits a planet and does an about face.
When the planet is already good,
It does nothing at one's hood.

So it floats in space.
Paths it creates that none can trace.
It seems bacterial I guess.
As to what, it won't confess.

Or maybe that is they.
Could be stock piling it at some bay.
But either way, it floats.
Kinda like our boats.

Then it lands and creates.
Or maybe there it mates.
Suddenly probing aliens with zombie feet appear.
I guess the purpose of Zilonatie is still unclear.

Now aren't you in the know? Aren't I helpful at my show? Did you ever hear of Zilonatie before? It sure is something of lore. Wait! Was that a no? Zilonatie was made up on the go? Bah, the cat would never ever do that. It was not a word created by the cat. It is as real as your green grass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.  

An Unusual Time For A Rhyme!

The cat is going to screw with you today. It will be an unusual display. Are you thinking zombie feet may show? Hey, you never know. I'll go zombie first so that bubble may burst.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
13+8=21=U
Unusual times.
Go to mimes?
Nah, not even those.
They strike the same pose.

Not unusual to see.
Depends where you be.
But everywhere you go,
There is a zombie show.

Peak and peek.
Unusual to to be in the wrong creek.
The peek had an annoying creek.
I sat by a creak and gave all a peak.

Unusual to hear a shout.
No matter what it's about.
Those shouts don't come.
People don't talk out their bum.

Unusual to see phones.
People don't look at tones.
Nope, they just enjoy the day.
There is no phone on display.

Unusual to drive a car.
No one goes very far.
Unusual to even see.
Unusual to pay a fee.

Unusual to need a job.
Just ask old welfare bum Bob.
So unusual to need one.
Unusual to see the sun.

Unusual to hear humans speak.
Unusual that they don't have a brain leak.
Unusual that I wouldn't say that.
Unusual sure beats the cat.

Unusual I'm now confusing.
That is sure amusing.
But so unusual to do so.
Such an unusual flow.

Unusual to see a rhyme.
I have a whole other chime.
I never rhyme at all.
So unusual what's on my wall.

Don't you love when you humans call something unusual when it is not? Do you need to learn definitions before out you trot? One nut said it was unusual to see a girl walking and looking at her phone. So this post popped in at the tone. Usual would make more sense but humans are far too dense. So unusual it is to see zombie shows and cellphone nuts and kids on your grass. Yeah, and I'm not an unusual little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

It's Live At My Hive!

Are these words really alive? Can they not or not so much survive? That sure beats the heck out of me. Why do you think I'm asking thee? Me? Make fun? I'd soooo never let that be done.

Five by five.
Time to hand jive.
Regis and Kelly live.
Time to dumpster dive.

Dove in my mind.
Popped out in a bind.
Maybe not so much binded.
I'm sure no one minded.

For mistakes are allowed.
Allowed by the crowd.
Allowed by the cat.
How about that?

Why is that?
Times two rhyme scat.
Scat from a cat.
How about that?

Strat work better?
Change and add a letter
Used in a book.
Give that a look?

Advertising for free.
Or maybe a fee.
Would it be either or?
This thing is a chore.

How does it fit?
Notes to hit.
Times to follow.
Tough to swallow?

Swallow that pill.
Comes with a bill.
Can cure any ill.
Advertising ain't nil.

Now we've reached the end.
Nothing we need to amend.
Maybe from yesterday's show.
What? Damned if we know.

Five by five.
Got out alive.
How'd we survive?
For this post was live.

Err umm do you believe that? It was a live post from the cat. Don't you love how things are live? Live as an extinct bee hive. Even if we are typed in front of a live studio audience too. Damn, I lied twice to you. We aren't live and the studio audience is a robot machine thing. Skynet we bring. Shhh we are really live though. In 3...2...1...we'll bring another live show. You saw nothing come to pass? Damn, they pre-empted my live err umm recorded little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a spring.

A Mini Post At My Coast!

The cat is going to make life so much better for you. You will thank me for today's view. I just know you will. It is better for you than a pill. Humans love to do it. So it will surely be a hit.


The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

8+5=13=M

The cat is big.The cat is small.A perspective gig,But damn it all.
A mini cat.That's the way.2 pounds at that.Watch it play.
A mini mutt.Name the breed.Still sniff a butt.But in a mini deed.
A mini post.Nothing to say.But I'll still toast.What they hey.
A mini chat.No such thing.Yeah, I'm a rat.As in I did sing.
For mini with chat?Yeah, that is bull.So says the cat.For you yap until your full.
A mini break.A break from thought.Not a mistake.We do that a lot.
A mini car.Boy, it's cute.You won't get far,But it has a nice toot.
A mini man.Not the little people kind.Nope, one of which your a fan.An action figure that's such a great find.
A mini rhyme.Wording to see.At least after a time.All for mini me?
Are you a mini lover? Do you go and become a shover? Have to get that mini thing deal. Can't be for real. Oh it's a mini Iron Man. Yeah, you're his biggest fan. A mini mutt or cat. Wow, you have to have that. Do you humans like small? I thought it was bigger the better at ones hall? Can't make up your mind in mass. So confusing to my well-sized little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.