Pat Hatt's Blog, page 51
March 27, 2018
Time To Pimp The Skimp!
The cat is here to make lots of dough. I will do it for you, you know. It is just the best way to be. I will allow it to come to thee. Or at least me with my skimping spree.
Maker of this,
Maker of that.
It may cause bliss,
It may fall flat.
But either way,
I'll make a buck.
Going into this foray,
Of making a truck.
I'll use second hand.
Those parts still work.
I'll make an extra grand.
Isn't that a perk?
You'll never know.
Maybe just one or two.
But eat that crow.
I got rich off you.
I'm in luck.
If you believe that.
Pass the buck,
Use the scat.
Those extra parts.
They aren't needed.
So it will tip a few carts.
Let it be deeded.
A buck less to you.
I'm saving a ton.
None of it you knew,
As I did it to everyone.
I'm employing you.
So don't speak up.
Pretend to have no clue,
As I fill your cup.
My riches are mounting.
I've got so much.
Let's skimp on accounting.
Who needs taxes and such.
You'll never know.
Neither will they.
Reap what I sow?
Bah, just go away.
Are you a skimper at your sea? Anyone ever tried to skimp something on thee? They sure are out there far and wide. In skimping such rich arses take pride. I guess I could skimp on rhyming at my sea. But nah, that wouldn't work for me. So I'll stick to each pass and not be a skimpy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Maker of this,
Maker of that.
It may cause bliss,
It may fall flat.
But either way,
I'll make a buck.
Going into this foray,
Of making a truck.
I'll use second hand.
Those parts still work.
I'll make an extra grand.
Isn't that a perk?
You'll never know.
Maybe just one or two.
But eat that crow.
I got rich off you.
I'm in luck.
If you believe that.
Pass the buck,
Use the scat.
Those extra parts.
They aren't needed.
So it will tip a few carts.
Let it be deeded.
A buck less to you.
I'm saving a ton.
None of it you knew,
As I did it to everyone.
I'm employing you.
So don't speak up.
Pretend to have no clue,
As I fill your cup.
My riches are mounting.
I've got so much.
Let's skimp on accounting.
Who needs taxes and such.
You'll never know.
Neither will they.
Reap what I sow?
Bah, just go away.
Are you a skimper at your sea? Anyone ever tried to skimp something on thee? They sure are out there far and wide. In skimping such rich arses take pride. I guess I could skimp on rhyming at my sea. But nah, that wouldn't work for me. So I'll stick to each pass and not be a skimpy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 26, 2018
OMFG I'm Dying....No Need For Crying!
This may come to a dead end. I may not have the time to spend. But I'm sure you can forgive me. I'm dying here after all at my sea. It is just soooo bad. Death may be had.
Sit and stare.
Come and see.
But better beware,
What comes to be.
For it's the day.
The day of death.
Come what may,
You take your last breath.
You just can't.
Nope, no you can't.
Look at me rant.
A cheating slant.
Your breath is gone.
You're still yapping.
That's such a con.
Those lips are flapping.
See that grave?
That thing in the ground.
That was no close shave.
It is a real dirt mound.
But I'm dying.
Literally I can't.
After such a spying.
Dying is what I chant.
It is so funny.
It is so bad.
It's right on the money.
A fun time was had.
I'm on a stair.
I'm on the ground.
My ass still in the chair,
But I made the sound.
Why? Because I'm dying.
Just dying over here.
I am not lying.
No need to peer.
It is my death.
Today is the day.
Literally I'm out of breath.
That cat video was a funny display.
Are you literally dead now? Did you literally believe my title meow? Hopefully not. As of yet our body hasn't turned to rot. But I'm literally dying writing this. Hmmm nope, still going, so that's a miss. Maybe I'm literally out to lunch. Nope, nothing in my mouth to crunch. OMFG I'm dying over you out to lunch human mass. Pssst, not really, as I rest my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Sit and stare.
Come and see.
But better beware,
What comes to be.
For it's the day.
The day of death.
Come what may,
You take your last breath.
You just can't.
Nope, no you can't.
Look at me rant.
A cheating slant.
Your breath is gone.
You're still yapping.
That's such a con.
Those lips are flapping.
See that grave?
That thing in the ground.
That was no close shave.
It is a real dirt mound.
But I'm dying.
Literally I can't.
After such a spying.
Dying is what I chant.
It is so funny.
It is so bad.
It's right on the money.
A fun time was had.
I'm on a stair.
I'm on the ground.
My ass still in the chair,
But I made the sound.
Why? Because I'm dying.
Just dying over here.
I am not lying.
No need to peer.
It is my death.
Today is the day.
Literally I'm out of breath.
That cat video was a funny display.
Are you literally dead now? Did you literally believe my title meow? Hopefully not. As of yet our body hasn't turned to rot. But I'm literally dying writing this. Hmmm nope, still going, so that's a miss. Maybe I'm literally out to lunch. Nope, nothing in my mouth to crunch. OMFG I'm dying over you out to lunch human mass. Pssst, not really, as I rest my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 25, 2018
Talk Is Cheap With Each Leap!
Cheap sure gets popped on out. It is something that people spout. The cat finds that it is not so true. But I guess we'll see at our zoo. Or maybe read. Still have to see to read at ones feed.
Talk is cheap.
Comes from a creep.
Comes from a nut.
Comes out a butt.
That it will.
Talk up a hill.
Talk down a hill.
That it will.
Back on task.
Pull back the mask.
Pulled and yanked.
Cheap's been banked.
That's so cheap!
Take the leap.
Only $88.99 compared to $92.
That is so cheap for you.
That is so cheap.
Pockets have no need to be deep.
Only $998,997 just for you.
It's $6000 off from the others in view.
Wow, don't you want it?
Enough to cause a fit.
Jump up and down.
So cheap it will impress a clown.
Talk is cheap.
Double the leap.
Talked and won.
Buying has to be done.
Wait, isn't it typing?
Unless you are Skyping.
So is it typing is cheap?
Pockets aren't deep.
Just need a laptop.
Or some other of the computer crop.
A keyboard too.
If an iPad isn't for you.
An internet connection.
Cheap is still a detection.
For only $569.64 a month too.
It is so cheap for you.
Ever notice how people throw cheap around like crazy? Ever find cheap can be rather hazy? That $996,789 house may be cheap if you are a rich creep. But can that ever be considered soooo cheap? Pffft we can't make that leap. On such "cheap" we'll take a pass. I'll remain a cheap little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Talk is cheap.
Comes from a creep.
Comes from a nut.
Comes out a butt.
That it will.
Talk up a hill.
Talk down a hill.
That it will.
Back on task.
Pull back the mask.
Pulled and yanked.
Cheap's been banked.
That's so cheap!
Take the leap.
Only $88.99 compared to $92.
That is so cheap for you.
That is so cheap.
Pockets have no need to be deep.
Only $998,997 just for you.
It's $6000 off from the others in view.
Wow, don't you want it?
Enough to cause a fit.
Jump up and down.
So cheap it will impress a clown.
Talk is cheap.
Double the leap.
Talked and won.
Buying has to be done.
Wait, isn't it typing?
Unless you are Skyping.
So is it typing is cheap?
Pockets aren't deep.
Just need a laptop.
Or some other of the computer crop.
A keyboard too.
If an iPad isn't for you.
An internet connection.
Cheap is still a detection.
For only $569.64 a month too.
It is so cheap for you.
Ever notice how people throw cheap around like crazy? Ever find cheap can be rather hazy? That $996,789 house may be cheap if you are a rich creep. But can that ever be considered soooo cheap? Pffft we can't make that leap. On such "cheap" we'll take a pass. I'll remain a cheap little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 24, 2018
A Bonus Post At My Coast!
Are you all tired out from 24 in one day? Never fear, a bonus post is about to play. This is a bonus post for all of you. Nah, a new post daily isn't always in view.
It's Bonus Time.
We'll stick with rhyme.
But Bonus is still had.
So let's get to it at our pad.
You are there.
You sure care.
So here's a bonus for you.
You get 25% of what you view.
25% of these words you can read.
My, aren't I nice at my feed?
You do it every day?
Whoops, 1% is where it must stay.
That guy never reads.
Maybe just search engine deeds.
Those nuts are so great.
75% is their rate.
Never heard of me?
Sit on you butt at your sea?
Isn't Mommy's basement grand?
100% is what you get at your land.
Sit back and relax.
This bonus comes with no tax.
It is all for you.
Oh, you'll get some too.
1% for most.
So give a toast.
Won't cover much.
Don't reach out and touch.
Use your words.
Don't tweet like birds.
With 1% given to you,
Words sure are few.
You used them up?
That is a hiccup.
Next year we'll go higher.
1.5% won't make them expire.
Enjoy your bonus.
Sorry for the slowness.
It's all for you.
A big 1% for those who actually view.
Don't you love the bonus I gave? That 1% bonus must make you rant and rave. Not in a good way? Damn, but that's how humans get bonus pay. Those who sit on their ass and do nothing at all get the biggest bonus at their hall. Don't you love how that goes? Are you suffering from bonus woes? I'll be sure to throw in some bonus gas. Now you have to love the bonus from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
It's Bonus Time.
We'll stick with rhyme.
But Bonus is still had.
So let's get to it at our pad.
You are there.
You sure care.
So here's a bonus for you.
You get 25% of what you view.
25% of these words you can read.
My, aren't I nice at my feed?
You do it every day?
Whoops, 1% is where it must stay.
That guy never reads.
Maybe just search engine deeds.
Those nuts are so great.
75% is their rate.
Never heard of me?
Sit on you butt at your sea?
Isn't Mommy's basement grand?
100% is what you get at your land.
Sit back and relax.
This bonus comes with no tax.
It is all for you.
Oh, you'll get some too.
1% for most.
So give a toast.
Won't cover much.
Don't reach out and touch.
Use your words.
Don't tweet like birds.
With 1% given to you,
Words sure are few.
You used them up?
That is a hiccup.
Next year we'll go higher.
1.5% won't make them expire.
Enjoy your bonus.
Sorry for the slowness.
It's all for you.
A big 1% for those who actually view.
Don't you love the bonus I gave? That 1% bonus must make you rant and rave. Not in a good way? Damn, but that's how humans get bonus pay. Those who sit on their ass and do nothing at all get the biggest bonus at their hall. Don't you love how that goes? Are you suffering from bonus woes? I'll be sure to throw in some bonus gas. Now you have to love the bonus from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 23, 2018
What Is This? An Extra Lot That You Can't Miss!
Wouldn't this make 25 posts in one day? Bah, this airs on the next day at my bay. So 24 and 2. See? Math we can do. We just wanted to give you an extra chance. Thanks to the random number generator some never got a glance. And this one is big. So big the winning bidder will dance a jig. Now away we shall go with the final lot in tow.
A thoroughly used scooper.It has taken out many a pooper.It is here just for you.It can hang on the wall too.
It has a nice shade of blue.It is strong and you can chew.A win times two.The best of today's lot in view.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
At a huge bid of $1,783,982.33 for the win.Wow, who has that much dough to take for a spin?Alex J. Cavanaugh returns for more.Damn, he must sell many a book at his shore.
And now we are really through. Did you see your name come due? Blame the random number generator, not me. That didn't want your name there for all to see. Silver Fox and Theresa it liked though. Geez, I'll never again have to work for dough. Be sure to send the $$$ to the right address. You may or may not receive anything, like ever, I will confess. But, hey, at least our...err...umm...Pat's gift of a giant golden litter box will come to pass. It would just be so much cozier to use for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A thoroughly used scooper.It has taken out many a pooper.It is here just for you.It can hang on the wall too.
It has a nice shade of blue.It is strong and you can chew.A win times two.The best of today's lot in view.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
At a huge bid of $1,783,982.33 for the win.Wow, who has that much dough to take for a spin?Alex J. Cavanaugh returns for more.Damn, he must sell many a book at his shore.
And now we are really through. Did you see your name come due? Blame the random number generator, not me. That didn't want your name there for all to see. Silver Fox and Theresa it liked though. Geez, I'll never again have to work for dough. Be sure to send the $$$ to the right address. You may or may not receive anything, like ever, I will confess. But, hey, at least our...err...umm...Pat's gift of a giant golden litter box will come to pass. It would just be so much cozier to use for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
With Lot Twenty Four We Come To The Final Tour!
Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
And there is a hook.Nope, gave that a look.For the final one you get dust.It will get to you in a gust.
You'll have it by the end of the day.Which is only an hour away.So bid and get going.You really want this dusty showing.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$5638.99 for dust.In dust you trust.Theresa is back once more.Halloween must need a dusty encore.
And now auction twenty four has come due, making today's auction through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Maybe some day a new auction shall come pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
And there is a hook.Nope, gave that a look.For the final one you get dust.It will get to you in a gust.
You'll have it by the end of the day.Which is only an hour away.So bid and get going.You really want this dusty showing.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$5638.99 for dust.In dust you trust.Theresa is back once more.Halloween must need a dusty encore.
And now auction twenty four has come due, making today's auction through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Maybe some day a new auction shall come pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Here Is Twenty Three For All To See!
Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
Another chewy thing.A bunch of tangled string.It comes tangled just for you.It even looks kinda new.
Can't go wrong.String plays along.Can learn to knot.That makes this lot hot.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$528,765.89 for the string?Damn, someone loves that thing.Alex J Cavanaugh took the string.Must want to use it for a guitar or something.
And now auction twenty three has come due. There is only one more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Another chewy thing.A bunch of tangled string.It comes tangled just for you.It even looks kinda new.
Can't go wrong.String plays along.Can learn to knot.That makes this lot hot.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$528,765.89 for the string?Damn, someone loves that thing.Alex J Cavanaugh took the string.Must want to use it for a guitar or something.
And now auction twenty three has come due. There is only one more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Time For Twenty Two To Come Out For A View!
Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
This one is fantastic.It even beats the elastic.It is crinkled plastic.I know, just fantastic.
So many crinkles.So many wrinkles.You'll play day and night.So come and take a bite.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$4376.68 takes it home.The plastic there shall roam.Snowcatcher took it all.She must want to make something at her hall.
And now auction twenty two has come due. There are a few more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
This one is fantastic.It even beats the elastic.It is crinkled plastic.I know, just fantastic.
So many crinkles.So many wrinkles.You'll play day and night.So come and take a bite.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$4376.68 takes it home.The plastic there shall roam.Snowcatcher took it all.She must want to make something at her hall.
And now auction twenty two has come due. There are a few more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
With Lot Twenty One You Can Have Fun!
Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
You get a switch.One may have a glitch.The other you can't flick.Hey, you get to pick.
Isn't that the best?Must give you such zest.Pick the best and go.You only get one though.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$7629.71 gets the win.That switch must have gin.Silver Fox got another lot.Could he have rigged this random number generator robot?
And now auction twenty one has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You get a switch.One may have a glitch.The other you can't flick.Hey, you get to pick.
Isn't that the best?Must give you such zest.Pick the best and go.You only get one though.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$7629.71 gets the win.That switch must have gin.Silver Fox got another lot.Could he have rigged this random number generator robot?
And now auction twenty one has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Twenty May Be A Fright Unless You Look Just Right!
Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.
An open crack.That sure doesn't lack.Bid on the crack.Won't break any back.
How will you get it?I don't know that shit.It is your crack.So give it a whack.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$456.88 for the crack.Some want it for a pack.For Brian the cat is the winner.Maybe that is where he'll hid his dinner.
And now auction twenty has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
An open crack.That sure doesn't lack.Bid on the crack.Won't break any back.
How will you get it?I don't know that shit.It is your crack.So give it a whack.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$456.88 for the crack.Some want it for a pack.For Brian the cat is the winner.Maybe that is where he'll hid his dinner.
And now auction twenty has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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