Pat Hatt's Blog, page 52

With Nineteen At Play We'll Make Your Day!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get a hole.A dirty one is the goal.But you pick the size.Isn't that a great prize?
There are so many.Can you pick any?You only get one.So give your best bid a run.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$3727.99 came due.This is surely true.Truedessa wanted the hole.And look, she used 9 to obtain her goal.
And now auction nineteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Eighteen Has Come To Glow And Take The Show!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


Give it a good look.You get the whole hook.Yep, the whole thing.That must make your heart sing.
You just have to rip it off.That won't make any scoff.Just add some muscle mass.Rip it off and the hurt will pass.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$4443.85 took it this time.Someone really liked my rhyme.Mary Kirkland won the day.This one won't be a freebie that comes your way.
And now auction eighteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Seventeen Is Up To Bat And Won't Fall Flat!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


A half-chewed tennis ball.This one has it all.See that hole there?It talks when you stare.
It can squeak.Maybe even creak.Just give it a try.Let your signs fly.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$5638.98 popped in.Someone wants to take the talking ball for a spin.That someone is Blue once more.That teaching job must be paying well at his shore.
And now auction seventeen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sixteen Has Longed To Go To A New Show!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


Cassie's furry ball.Nope, you don't get it all.You only get a strand.It will float in your hand.
It even has my drool.That is so cool.You can take me with you.Could even create something new.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$563.78 came in.Who got this win?Birgit held up her sign.Enjoy the drool of the feline.
And now auction sixteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Can This Item Do Tricks In Auction Six?

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This is an amazing feature.It came from this rhyming creature.Or maybe an intruder at our sea.You can pretend it came from me.
Look closely to see the hair.It is sitting right there.The hair of a cat.Bids surely won't fall flat.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
$17,843.01 takes it today.We sure will get that golden litter tray.But Gloria gets the great hair.I'm sure she'll give it tender loving care.
And now auction six has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

With Auction Five We Try To Get Out Alive!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


At first it may look like food.Sorry, you'd be wrong dude.It is regurgitated food.Some may find it rather rude.
But it came from the stomach of me.Now you want to bid at your sea.Come and get some barf of the cat.It may still be good to eat where you're at.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
A bid of $18.99 came in.Someone really wanted to win.Marg got it in the end.I guess food to the others she can now send.
And now auction five has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here With Four Something New Is On Tour!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


A clock in sight.Yeah, it's just all right.But that isn't it.Nope, screw that shit.
You are bidding on the number nine.Now isn't that fine?You can own nine at your sea.Let the bids fly free.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
With a $2222.22 bid,Why all the 2's, kid?Truedessa wins the number nine.Let's hope another number can now align.
And now auction four has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

What Could It Be With Number Three?

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This will be a hit.It contains my spit.I tend to chew and chew.But that you already knew.
You get the corner that's chewed.I call it, Corner Nude.You can hang it on your wall.It must be gotten by one and all.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
And with a $15,678.93 bid,No, that's not in quid,Betsy wins the Corner Nude display.Damn, that etsy shop of hers must really pay.
And now auction three has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time For Number Two With What's In View!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And here is item two.I know you've been waiting a loooong time to view.You can have this shiny blue.It is there for you.
But you only get the empty bit.Why? Because Pat drank it.That is right, you are drinking after Pat.Hmm, this bidding may fall flat.
Is your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
With a bid of $17 at her sea,Betty is the winner that came to be.Enjoy the half of an empty jar.I hope it can take you far.
And now auction two has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Auction One Is Ready As They Come Steady!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And here we have a wall.But hold on, that isn't all.This wall has been scratched free.Nope, not by me.
Cassie claws have graced it.She scratched off that shit.So you get the scratched off part.That is something to take to heart.
Get your bidding ready.Oh, here they come steady.Wow, they are really pouring in.I don't know who will win.
And we have a winning bid.Just let me check my grid.I mean my number generator thingy.Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.
At $1809.47 for the scratched off shit,The Silver Fox wins such a hit.Who knew he liked wall art?I guess he really took it to heart.
And now auction one has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.