Pat Hatt's Blog, page 50

A Horny Day At My Bay!

I know you are asking yourself one question now. Can a cat who is snip snip still be horny somehow? The cat will answer that for you with ease today. We are oh so horny at our bay.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
5+3=8=H

A horn of the day.Right there on display.Isn't he a horny sight? One that is not even bright.


 Time to fish.Make a wish.Give it a rub.A horny fishing hub.
Not quite there?Hey, meat to spare.Sure looks snip snip.Watch that grip.


Or use a stick.Horny some slick.The devil of Blue. He'll poke his horns in you.


Supposedly has taste. Don't you want that paste?May have to cross the sea.Enjoy your spotted dick eating spree.

Bat nipples galore.They sure can soar. Don't you love the sight?Hey, they have a sharp might.


Maybe skip the spotted dick.Eat a carrot some slick.That will give you a fun day. What? Wrong holiday on display?

A horny duck.That rhymes with truck.Is it a two for one?Must be some horny fun.

Origins of it.Horny by a bit.So it came to be.This is the true horny.
 
Now what do you see?Done the horny spree?Or are you stuck in the gutter?Come now, don't stutter.

I guess being snip snip does blind me. I have no idea what you humans go on about at your sea. Are you horny in any of these ways? Damn, I could go on for days. The cat may not even get it right. Hmm maybe I'm just nuts at my site. Snip snip sure has gone to my head. Should I put this to bed? Did you know horny comes from a goat? Don't let one in your boat. The cat is done with his H pass. I surely am not much of a horny little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Envy So Mild That It Runs Wild!

The cat just rolled his eyes. I think I'll go back to chasing flies. I can catch them too. Does that impress you? Impress is okay but that can quickly go astray.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
3+2=5=E
You can do this.
I can do that.
Some find it bliss.
Some find it scat.

Scat gets a roll.
A roll of the eye.
Both gets that stroll,
From this rhyming guy.

I wish I had.
I wish I may.
Such a nice pad.
Such a nice day.

They are lucky.
They are great.
Everything is ducky.
I want to relate.

I want it all.
I want their life.
This tale isn't tall.
I want no strife.

They have it.
I envy such theys.
I want every bit.
Forget the dismays.

See what I did?
I'm so hard up.
I took a bad grammar bid.
What a life ending hiccup.

I want it now.
I just can't wait.
Oh I need it somehow.
I want to relate.

I envy that life.
I envy that house.
I envy that wife.
I envy their mouse.

Why can't I have it?
I want it too.
I deserve every bit.
As I envy their view.

Are you an envy nut? Get that E = Envy at my hut? Pffft to envy and all that crap. Nothing is so black and white across the map. What you see isn't always what it is. So pfffft once more to any envy biz. Want stuff like others at ones sea? Get off your butt and ditch the envy. A simple task that can come to pass. Now I'll go look in the mirror and envy my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Clowning Around With A Secure Sound!

Two for one. How's that for a math run? Figure out my logic yet? It may hurt your head thanks to this pet. But just go with it at my sea. For we continue with our usual spree.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
2+1=3=C

Time to tell.Tell and sell.Whoops, two for one.More math done.
Double the scare? Would it dare?Who is it?Quite the hit.
A remake one.Two, how fun.Or umm not.Let's reboot the plot.
Done clowning around.Wait, no clowns found?Hmm, so how is that?Would it be catting around at our mat?
Maybe it's fake.A fake partake.Like the scary clown.Does that get your down?
Isn't it supposed to be up?My, what a hiccup.They scare poor you.Creepy with a red nosed view.
Not the reindeer?Not the same fear?They can fly in the sky.Poop on your head, oh my.
Gave another scare.You better beware.Should that be the reverse?Come now, don't curse.
The class clown.A classy one on the town?No clowning done?No wonder clowns aren't fun.
Time to reboot It.From poop to shit.This will be rated R.Clowns at a space bar.
Now aren't your insecurities rebooted? They should be muted. All from there being no clown while clown was spun. My, clowns do get used a ton. Still scared at your sea? Never got the point of me? Scared I'm going nuts? Long past that as I co-exist with mutts. Whether clown or insecurity coming due, you control what scares you. Push on from such a pass and they'll be no less scary than my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Out Of Left For Some Heft!

We are going to the game today. We'll try not to bore with a replay. So many innings would make us want a nap. I guess we'll only taking one lap. Whoops, that is some other sport. This could be a weird report.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
1+1=2=B
This post popped in.
It wanted a spin.
Nothing popped though.
Could say it was a left field show.

As in out of left.
Nope, no theft.
Right field don't care.
Nothing happens over there.

Cost you $1000 to read today.
Oh, don't get full of dismay.
It's just a ball park figure from me.
I'll take more from thee.

I just wanted to touch base.
It is something we embrace.
Yet we don't do any touching.
My OCD likes that umm muching.

Grammar Nazi just scoffed.
He may want me offed.
Damn, I didn't hit a home run.
Even though no swinging was done.

I guess I struck out.
How'd that come about?
Take your ball and bat and go home?
Take it that isn't the Skydome?

But I want to know.
Time we go toe to toe.
Wrong sport, damn it all.
I meant to say play hardball.

So step up to the plate.
What you got, mate?
Are you ready to swing?
Something may be waiting in the wing.

Sure took your time.
I was way done this rhyme.
Should have swung away.
Right off the bat we say.

You are way off base.
Do an about face.
So out of my league.
Don't go suffering from fatigue.

Did you swing and miss? That may not cause bliss. At least need to get to third base. Did you know so many baseball terms you embrace? I figured I'd go to bat for you. Look, another came due. I'm really batting a thousand today and I didn't even have to play. I'm sure in the ballpark of this pass. On that you can trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

An Ass Starts The Class!

Did you know my little rhyming ass was going there? I do every day with each final line to spare. Now I just started that way. Where is my rhyming ass going anyway? You shall see as we start the a to z. At least in our way with a new foray.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
1+0=1=A
Time for a new pass.
We have to haul ass.
Things may get out of whack.
Have to get done at our shack.

No need for ass kissing.
That can stay missing.
An ass chewing you say?
Nah, not into it at our bay.

Will I bust my ass?
I'll take another pass.
Can that even be done?
A busted ass sounds like no fun.

You're dragging your ass?
My, aren't you low class.
No tp left where you roam?
Hopefully you don't have carpets at home.

I pulled that out my ass.
Nah, it was just gas.
Why would I touch it?
Could be full of umm shit.

You got shot?
Oh, you shot the lot.
You shot them in the head?
How did popping a cap in their ass get put to bed?

It was done?
My, what fun.
You bet your ass?
Can taking it off come to pass?

A wild ass guess?
You sure are in a mess.
How many times does it get used?
It must really, really feel abused.

You need a kick in the ass?
Did you use the grass?
Nothing needs to get on my foot.
That would be way worse than soot.

You didn't scoff?
You're just laughing your ass off?
There you go again taking it off and on.
I don't give a rat's ass at my lawn.

Why would I give you a rat's ass? Why would any ass giving come to pass? Do you humans even think about what you say? Donkeys everywhere must be in disarray. Did you like thinking today? Did you get off your ass and comment away? No, you are still sitting while typing? Damn, your ass must be griping. Aren't I a pain in the ass like a singing bass? Nah, I'll stick with the tried and true little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

Easy As Quick Oh So Slick!

This post will be fast. It will be a thing of the past. I guess it is a thing of the future now. Can the past and future collide somehow? Hmm that question wouldn't make it quick. I guess quick may not click.

Same 4 times 10.
Easy at my den.
No generation one,
Or story is spun.

So figure it out.
Easy when about.
Quick and easy.
Isn't that pleasy?

Maybe not in some cases.
There would be no smiley faces.
But let's not go there.
Some may stutter and swear.

Easy to figure out.
Quick with no drought.
A mix of the two.
The verse works through and through.

But does it hold?
Can all join the fold?
Quick and easy edit.
Do you even read it?

See what I did?
Blink your eye lid.
That was quick and easy.
Editing ended up cheesy.

Quick and easy repair.
Car gets there.
But doesn't get back.
Whoops, there goes your money stack.

Quick and easy path.
You suffer wrath.
Find thorns you didn't see.
All from such a spree.

Quick and easy stroll.
You fall in a hole.
Took the easy way out.
Quickly you ran about.

Proved it quick.
So easy some slick.
A quick and easy rhyme.
In my quick and easy prime.

Do you reach for quick and easy? Is it far more pleasy? Do you end up screwed in the end? Not the fun screw that takes you around the bend. Quick and easy can work in verse but in other things it can be a curse. Do you still go for it? Can't take the time and instead have a fit? Then more time gets wasted from quick and easy coming to pass. I'll stick to quick and easy posting only when it comes to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

The Shame In Your Name!

It sure seems shaming gets around. From fat to this and that it is found. Basically you humans take any word at all and add shame to the end at your hall.

It's time to explore.
A shaming type chore.
Damn, I just failed.
Someone just wailed.

I chore shamed.
It's been named.
Those who do chores,
Showed me the doors.

Whoops, I just got blamed.
I went and door shamed.
Those doors are upset.
They may squash this pet.

I squash shamed?
Is that tamed?
Is that real?
Damn this shaming ordeal.

A shame for a dam?
Go choke on ham.
I said damn.
Learn to spell, ma'am.

The shame of it all,
Bounces like a ball.
One I'll kick,
Aiming for your umm wick.

Maybe I'll throw.
Can't arm shame, you know.
Arms and legs as one.
That must be spun.

Shame on me?
Shame grows like a tree?
I should fear shame?
Shame on my name?

Shame from who?
Little old you?
Lassie and Timmy in a well?
That popped in, what the hell.

Fear the shame.
The shame on your name.
Or the shame of shaming.
Pound sand gets my claiming.

Do you fear shame? Shame on your name? The only one who can shame you is you. So give it a whoopdi friggin doo. Do what you do to get through each day and damn what other idiots try and say. As for the other shaming which everything gets a naming, again that all comes back to you. So take such shaming and flush it down the loo. I shamed shaming today with this pass. Damn, I should be an ashamed little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Bring On The Pre For A Spree!

The cat is here to ask you a lot today. I will visit you all depending on what you say. Yeah, if you believe any of that you are new to the cat.

Name a time...
So goes the chime.
It's sure a load.
Time to hit the road.

Why hit a road?
For chicken or toad?
Do you kick or punch?
Hitting a road seems out to lunch.

Oh, where was I?
That is a question, guy.
You better be on your toes.
That's how the question goes.

Name a time...
Didn't we do this chime?
Back with more crap.
Take another lap.

What's your 3 best...
Is this some test?
Do I pull them from my ass?
Am I allowed to be crass?

Why did you apply?
Do you want me to lie?
Umm it's a job and money.
What? That answer not sunny?

Any questions from you?
Don't you have one or two?
Not even one?
Our preamble was well spun.

But there should be a few.
We left none for you?
Oh, can you go pee?
Why yes, whenever it comes to be.

We'll keep you on file.
We knew that all the while.
But shhhh don't tell the next one that.
Pretending is where it is at.

We've already decided.
Our time is just bided.
You can't do it.
We've prejudged you a bit.

Don't you love that? The interview scat. Ask you stupid questions ten by ten and most are meaningless and go around the bend. Yeah, like knowing how BS flies can mean you can do a job. Maybe if a car salesmen or in the mob. Ever see someone tossed aside who could clearly do the job on the slide? Ever see someone get it who had no clue but BS-ed right in the interview? I'll prejudge the process in mass. They can all pucker up to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

All Caught Up Fills Your Cup!

Now you're all ready to go. We have to get on with the show. You can't even stop to read. You must now do the deed. What deed is that? Sure beats the cat.

Here it is.
You're a whiz.
This is great.
All first rate.

Sign and date.
It's your fate.
It's meant for you.
Through and through.

Just sign here.
All is clear.
Forget the rest.
This is the best.

You're getting a deal.
It's a steal.
Don't take your time.
That is a crime.

The next is in line.
All isn't fine.
You can't hold them up.
Don't create a hiccup.

We have to get it done.
We're under the gun.
What gun is that?
Don't think about such scat.

Sign and date.
It's your fate.
No fine print.
That's window tint.

You banged it out.
Or hammered about.
Either or.
Can come ashore.

You'll look grand
Shake my hand.
Get some germs.
Maybe even worms.

Forget all of that.
It's some kind of stat.
But it has no meaning.
Next! Time for your screening.

Don't you love getting pushed through quick? You can be on your way some slick. You may get screwed in the process. You  may end up in a mess. But you got done fast and that purchase, loan, whatever became a thing of the past. Do you get caught up in the lights? May want to avoid it if you want to sleep nights. That is just my ten cents in sass. But that's always the way of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Haven't Seen Thee Until Today's Spree!

The cat hasn't seen you for a while. That is a lie and kinda my style. But I have to make fun of the human mass as many sure do have their head up their ass.

Hey, is that you?
It has to be true.
How are you doing?
You just caught my viewing.

It's been forever.
You still are quite clever.
Why am I here?
That wasn't clear?

You I just saw.
It's some random law.
Murphy's or something like that.
Let's not chew that fat.

So how are you?
What has come due?
Oh, you want to know about me?
Much has come at my sea.

I've done that and this.
Some things I miss.
Others not so much.
I wish we had kept in touch.

Then you'd know.
Know about my low.
I went way down.
That's why I'm in town.

I'm glad though.
Now we're in the know.
We can chat once more.
So where is your shore?

Say, can I stay with you?
Only be a day or two.
A week at most.
After a month I'll head to the coast.

I can't really pay.
But maybe one day.
Can I borrow some money?
I'll be nice to your honey.

What was that?
No is where it's at?
How can you be so mean?
I promise I won't even clean.

Don't you love those? Those who whine about their woes. Those who only come around when they want something from you. Yeah, those can go fall in dog poo. Ever see them coming? Heard their whiny drumming? The cat will simply let them suck on the gas that comes out my ever so little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.