Bring On The Pre For A Spree!

The cat is here to ask you a lot today. I will visit you all depending on what you say. Yeah, if you believe any of that you are new to the cat.

Name a time...
So goes the chime.
It's sure a load.
Time to hit the road.

Why hit a road?
For chicken or toad?
Do you kick or punch?
Hitting a road seems out to lunch.

Oh, where was I?
That is a question, guy.
You better be on your toes.
That's how the question goes.

Name a time...
Didn't we do this chime?
Back with more crap.
Take another lap.

What's your 3 best...
Is this some test?
Do I pull them from my ass?
Am I allowed to be crass?

Why did you apply?
Do you want me to lie?
Umm it's a job and money.
What? That answer not sunny?

Any questions from you?
Don't you have one or two?
Not even one?
Our preamble was well spun.

But there should be a few.
We left none for you?
Oh, can you go pee?
Why yes, whenever it comes to be.

We'll keep you on file.
We knew that all the while.
But shhhh don't tell the next one that.
Pretending is where it is at.

We've already decided.
Our time is just bided.
You can't do it.
We've prejudged you a bit.

Don't you love that? The interview scat. Ask you stupid questions ten by ten and most are meaningless and go around the bend. Yeah, like knowing how BS flies can mean you can do a job. Maybe if a car salesmen or in the mob. Ever see someone tossed aside who could clearly do the job on the slide? Ever see someone get it who had no clue but BS-ed right in the interview? I'll prejudge the process in mass. They can all pucker up to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.