Pat Hatt's Blog, page 46
May 16, 2018
A Pre Post From Your Host!
Bah, one minute early. Hank may get squirrely. Or Suza or Blue. Adam got #1 once too. The ninja may attack. One minute early may sure provide flack. But this is a pre-post. A pre-post at my coast.
What will it be?
What will you see?
Will a rhyme come to be?
Oh golly gee.
Was that said by me?
Only happens in the pre.
A pre with a yippeee?
Blue may fly free.
Maybe with a Scoobeedowweee.
Or something to see.
Beats little old me.
I'll go climb a tree.
What's with the pre?
Why pre me by me?
I want to copy thee.
A copy cat spree.
That I want to see.
Must be read by me.
Looks to cause glee.
Bah, not worth the fee.
Next one comes to be.
A review for a fee.
Critic is my job, you see.
But I seen that from he.
Seen what there is to see.
Saw what comes to be.
Rather go watch a flea.
Like the one here on my knee.
But I'll take the fee.
I'll review for thee.
NY Times counts on me.
Rotten Tomatoes gets no glee.
Hated last for the fee.
I'll hate this for free.
A fee while free.
What a way to be.
Vague about he.
Vague about she.
My review was pre.
But shhhh, don't tell on me.
Ever pre-review at your zoo? For instance write one after not seeing a movie just because the last one was bad to you? Some have admitted to doing that. Critics sure can then let their reviews fall flat. Especially if the movie/book/whatever turns out good. They look like a dead bug on a hood. Did my pre-post about pre-review which maybe can count as pre-judging cause you some twitchy budging? I had to pre-prepare for it to come to pass. My OCD finally pre-approved it though for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What will it be?
What will you see?
Will a rhyme come to be?
Oh golly gee.
Was that said by me?
Only happens in the pre.
A pre with a yippeee?
Blue may fly free.
Maybe with a Scoobeedowweee.
Or something to see.
Beats little old me.
I'll go climb a tree.
What's with the pre?
Why pre me by me?
I want to copy thee.
A copy cat spree.
That I want to see.
Must be read by me.
Looks to cause glee.
Bah, not worth the fee.
Next one comes to be.
A review for a fee.
Critic is my job, you see.
But I seen that from he.
Seen what there is to see.
Saw what comes to be.
Rather go watch a flea.
Like the one here on my knee.
But I'll take the fee.
I'll review for thee.
NY Times counts on me.
Rotten Tomatoes gets no glee.
Hated last for the fee.
I'll hate this for free.
A fee while free.
What a way to be.
Vague about he.
Vague about she.
My review was pre.
But shhhh, don't tell on me.
Ever pre-review at your zoo? For instance write one after not seeing a movie just because the last one was bad to you? Some have admitted to doing that. Critics sure can then let their reviews fall flat. Especially if the movie/book/whatever turns out good. They look like a dead bug on a hood. Did my pre-post about pre-review which maybe can count as pre-judging cause you some twitchy budging? I had to pre-prepare for it to come to pass. My OCD finally pre-approved it though for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 15, 2018
It's Nearly Time With This Rhyme!
Did you ever think it would be near? Like how near your ear is to your rear? Or maybe your toe. Damned if I know. You could be bendy. I better get to it before things get trendy.
This is nearly it.
I'll nearly be through in a bit.
You can do the math.
I may nearly suffer your wrath.
9x4 now.
Does that wow?
Still can't add?
Nearly miffed a tad?
Okay, I'm through.
Ending to my zoo.
All good things come.
Said by some chum.
Or maybe some fool.
He could have been cool.
He could have been a she.
All equal opportunity are we.
Or we're nearly there.
I know you were nearly aware.
But I'm nearly done.
Nearly more than the first line spun.
Nearly up there.
Nearly here to spare.
Nearly sure is neat.
One may think it sweet.
I'm nearly done.
The last rhyme spun.
The last ever.
Last pull of the lever.
Born on a raft?
Bah, go to draft.
I'm nearly there.
Rafts to spare.
They may leak.
May take you up the creek.
I'm nearly stuck.
Good it wasn't muck.
Tomorrow we'll see.
What? I lied to thee.
Bah, I just nearly fooled you.
How near? I haven't a clue.
Did you nearly believe me? Don't you love how nearly comes to be? I nearly fell out of my chair. Not really at my lair. But nearly enough for you. I really am nearly through. Doesn't nearly sure have fun? I'm still nearly done. Now we will nearly end this pass with my ever so near little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
This is nearly it.
I'll nearly be through in a bit.
You can do the math.
I may nearly suffer your wrath.
9x4 now.
Does that wow?
Still can't add?
Nearly miffed a tad?
Okay, I'm through.
Ending to my zoo.
All good things come.
Said by some chum.
Or maybe some fool.
He could have been cool.
He could have been a she.
All equal opportunity are we.
Or we're nearly there.
I know you were nearly aware.
But I'm nearly done.
Nearly more than the first line spun.
Nearly up there.
Nearly here to spare.
Nearly sure is neat.
One may think it sweet.
I'm nearly done.
The last rhyme spun.
The last ever.
Last pull of the lever.
Born on a raft?
Bah, go to draft.
I'm nearly there.
Rafts to spare.
They may leak.
May take you up the creek.
I'm nearly stuck.
Good it wasn't muck.
Tomorrow we'll see.
What? I lied to thee.
Bah, I just nearly fooled you.
How near? I haven't a clue.
Did you nearly believe me? Don't you love how nearly comes to be? I nearly fell out of my chair. Not really at my lair. But nearly enough for you. I really am nearly through. Doesn't nearly sure have fun? I'm still nearly done. Now we will nearly end this pass with my ever so near little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 14, 2018
Word To The Wise...Avert Thy Eyes!
The cat now has another reason to hate those others. They can't tell who are fathers or mothers. They can't even tell they are snip snip. Even after a nasty vet trip. Maybe they developed Alzheimer at their sea. Beats me.
What is that? Are they trying to scat?Ummm I think not.Cassie may have gotten eye rot.
I can't see.Not fully as can be.Duck a bit, Cass.Blah, go back to blocking my ass.
Not looking.Not an R rated booking.La de da. La la la.
Still not done.Damn, must be fun. But not to watch.Do they need scotch?
Even shifty eyes looks away. Guess they wouldn't let him play.Can't you see?Here, we'll help thee.
It's kitty porn.One sure isn't forlorn. Two old farts getting a thrill.Yeah, they are over the hill.
Still not looking.No one likes their booking.Oh, he inched out a bit.Wrong words to describe it?
Cass invited him in.That is so a sin. But I can let it go.No one wants that show.
He must be taxed.Or maybe just relaxed.I guess his thrill,Umm fit the bill.
Drove me right to chow down. Cassie guards our town.Not even she will let the humper in.Just the humpee from such a spin.
Maybe they were just sleeping a weird way? Sure didn't look like it at our bay. Did you ever see kitty porn? Bet you never wished for that when you were born. They could have just been sleeping though. Let's go with denial at our show. Our eyes then can deal with such a pass. I guess the snip snip wasn't as good as the one given to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What is that? Are they trying to scat?Ummm I think not.Cassie may have gotten eye rot.
I can't see.Not fully as can be.Duck a bit, Cass.Blah, go back to blocking my ass.
Not looking.Not an R rated booking.La de da. La la la.
Still not done.Damn, must be fun. But not to watch.Do they need scotch?
Even shifty eyes looks away. Guess they wouldn't let him play.Can't you see?Here, we'll help thee.
It's kitty porn.One sure isn't forlorn. Two old farts getting a thrill.Yeah, they are over the hill.
Still not looking.No one likes their booking.Oh, he inched out a bit.Wrong words to describe it?
Cass invited him in.That is so a sin. But I can let it go.No one wants that show.
He must be taxed.Or maybe just relaxed.I guess his thrill,Umm fit the bill.
Drove me right to chow down. Cassie guards our town.Not even she will let the humper in.Just the humpee from such a spin.
Maybe they were just sleeping a weird way? Sure didn't look like it at our bay. Did you ever see kitty porn? Bet you never wished for that when you were born. They could have just been sleeping though. Let's go with denial at our show. Our eyes then can deal with such a pass. I guess the snip snip wasn't as good as the one given to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 13, 2018
Jump Around For Emails Have Sound!
This is one the cat never knew. Emails can talk to you. You don't need a special program at all. They just speak to you like when you pick up a call. Not even a robot voice. Humans everywhere must rejoice.
Email can speak.
Out words leak.
Typed and spoken.
What have you been smokin?
Must have been good.
Got it from the hood?
Am I even allowed to say that?
Bah, no one is stopping the cat.
For you read and read.
And read indeed.
Every email that comes.
At least from your chums.
No reading King Abubu.
Or Russian mates for you.
Or Viagra knock off things.
Hey, could give you wings.
Just the normal stuff.
Ignore the fluff.
I've said enough?
Is reading too rough?
Bah, emails can speak.
Time for you to freak.
Because you got high.
Whoops, I told, don't cry.
For a new one is found.
It has a sound.
It's own little twang.
Could be screechy, dang.
Oh, we meet.
No email to delete.
Now you must talk.
Some may even squawk.
But wow, look at you.
Or maybe hear you too.
You don't sound like your email.
That could be a hit or a fail.
It's soooo weird though.
Not how I thought it would go.
You don't sound like your emails.
Oh look, a ship with bunny sails.
How can you sound like an email? Isn't that an instant fail? Unless you voice record them yourself or get input from a magic little elf. But you don't sound like your email. Is that even possible to hit the trail? The cat may have thought about that too much. Hey, maybe don't reach out and touch. I may not sound like my post. That could be bad at our coast. I'll go back to the sounds of the singing bass. At least he makes a sound to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Email can speak.
Out words leak.
Typed and spoken.
What have you been smokin?
Must have been good.
Got it from the hood?
Am I even allowed to say that?
Bah, no one is stopping the cat.
For you read and read.
And read indeed.
Every email that comes.
At least from your chums.
No reading King Abubu.
Or Russian mates for you.
Or Viagra knock off things.
Hey, could give you wings.
Just the normal stuff.
Ignore the fluff.
I've said enough?
Is reading too rough?
Bah, emails can speak.
Time for you to freak.
Because you got high.
Whoops, I told, don't cry.
For a new one is found.
It has a sound.
It's own little twang.
Could be screechy, dang.
Oh, we meet.
No email to delete.
Now you must talk.
Some may even squawk.
But wow, look at you.
Or maybe hear you too.
You don't sound like your email.
That could be a hit or a fail.
It's soooo weird though.
Not how I thought it would go.
You don't sound like your emails.
Oh look, a ship with bunny sails.
How can you sound like an email? Isn't that an instant fail? Unless you voice record them yourself or get input from a magic little elf. But you don't sound like your email. Is that even possible to hit the trail? The cat may have thought about that too much. Hey, maybe don't reach out and touch. I may not sound like my post. That could be bad at our coast. I'll go back to the sounds of the singing bass. At least he makes a sound to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 12, 2018
A Killer Is On The Loose So Call A Goose!
Maybe go duck, duck, goose. Or would that be a moose? Can't be a meese as they don't exist like geese. Maybe the whales ate them all? Hey, Adam said so at his hall. Now let's get to the killer before we add too much filler.
Lend me your ear.
A killer is near.
Don't really lend,
That's a bad trend.
A killer may love.
So forget the above.
Don't killer foreplay.
It won't go your way.
What a killer line.
Bah, they got the feline.
How can this be?
The killer is after me.
What a killer notion.
Do you see the commotion?
It's a killer note.
I better dig a moat.
Take a killer back.
I'm under its attack.
What is this killer?
Killer that you were able to fill her.
The gas tank.
Don't walk the gutter plank.
Of course that would be killer.
Could be the next thriller.
A killer thriller.
May need to pill her.
Or pill him.
Things are grim.
A killer type of grim.
All is going dim.
What a killer light.
It has me all right.
It has a killer grip.
It's a one way trip.
I'm in the killer's sight.
I may not make it through the night.
What a killer view.
It's got you too?
Wait. Why are you spying on me?
I may sic a killer after thee.
Can it be a killer whatever when there is not a dying endeavor? Maybe that ranks up there with cool from a fool when it is hot in school. I thought it was a killer thought. So killer that it had to be taught. Are you in a killer mood now? I'm sure it will pass somehow. Of course you may have time to kill and give sass. Keep your killer tendencies away from my killer little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Lend me your ear.
A killer is near.
Don't really lend,
That's a bad trend.
A killer may love.
So forget the above.
Don't killer foreplay.
It won't go your way.
What a killer line.
Bah, they got the feline.
How can this be?
The killer is after me.
What a killer notion.
Do you see the commotion?
It's a killer note.
I better dig a moat.
Take a killer back.
I'm under its attack.
What is this killer?
Killer that you were able to fill her.
The gas tank.
Don't walk the gutter plank.
Of course that would be killer.
Could be the next thriller.
A killer thriller.
May need to pill her.
Or pill him.
Things are grim.
A killer type of grim.
All is going dim.
What a killer light.
It has me all right.
It has a killer grip.
It's a one way trip.
I'm in the killer's sight.
I may not make it through the night.
What a killer view.
It's got you too?
Wait. Why are you spying on me?
I may sic a killer after thee.
Can it be a killer whatever when there is not a dying endeavor? Maybe that ranks up there with cool from a fool when it is hot in school. I thought it was a killer thought. So killer that it had to be taught. Are you in a killer mood now? I'm sure it will pass somehow. Of course you may have time to kill and give sass. Keep your killer tendencies away from my killer little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 11, 2018
What Is That Smell Where You Dwell?
Do you smell that? Nope, it wasn't the cat. Stick out that sniffer. Become a good whiffer. Or would that take a big whiff? Bah, Grammar Nazi's don't get in a tiff.
What is that smell?
It sure isn't swell.
It must take a hike.
It smells like...
I don't know.
I wish it would go.
Maybe go ride a bike.
It smells like...
I wish I knew.
It has to be you.
Not a head on a pike,
But it smells like...
It's smells like...
Oh take a hike.
It just smells funny.
It makes nothing sunny.
Funny and smell.
What the hell.
Seinfeld at play?
I went astray?
Kind of ironic funny?
Funny like Monopoly money?
It is funny like...
A cat getting a strike?
A mix and match.
A bit of a batch.
A batch of what the fluck.
Are you a quacking duck?
That would be funny.
I may even pay money.
Furry fan fiction galore.
You could make so much more.
But you smell like...
Not the rubber on a bike.
Not things on a shoe from a hike.
But it is funny like...
Funny as in a bare ass?
Funny as an upside down lass?
Funny as in a nude bunny?
Bah, it just smells funny.
Do you laugh when you smell? My, do tell. Humans are a crazy mass. If it smells bad wouldn't you want to get away from the gas? Or whatever else came to pass? Instead you give a funny sass. Can't decide on smell or funny so you double down with your money. It has a funny smell. My, blew your mind with a reverse tell. But if you really, really want some gas I can be a smelly and funny little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What is that smell?
It sure isn't swell.
It must take a hike.
It smells like...
I don't know.
I wish it would go.
Maybe go ride a bike.
It smells like...
I wish I knew.
It has to be you.
Not a head on a pike,
But it smells like...
It's smells like...
Oh take a hike.
It just smells funny.
It makes nothing sunny.
Funny and smell.
What the hell.
Seinfeld at play?
I went astray?
Kind of ironic funny?
Funny like Monopoly money?
It is funny like...
A cat getting a strike?
A mix and match.
A bit of a batch.
A batch of what the fluck.
Are you a quacking duck?
That would be funny.
I may even pay money.
Furry fan fiction galore.
You could make so much more.
But you smell like...
Not the rubber on a bike.
Not things on a shoe from a hike.
But it is funny like...
Funny as in a bare ass?
Funny as an upside down lass?
Funny as in a nude bunny?
Bah, it just smells funny.
Do you laugh when you smell? My, do tell. Humans are a crazy mass. If it smells bad wouldn't you want to get away from the gas? Or whatever else came to pass? Instead you give a funny sass. Can't decide on smell or funny so you double down with your money. It has a funny smell. My, blew your mind with a reverse tell. But if you really, really want some gas I can be a smelly and funny little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 10, 2018
Out Of Order Our Side Of The Border!
So out we are, not in a car. Not even in a cage. Nope, but out is still the rage. Would you rage at out? Damn, some confusion may come about. But that is fun for we and little old me.
Out of order.
My, what a phrase.
South of the border,
I may get an eye raise.
Or would the be brow?
Bushy and bright.
Judge Judy can wow.
She likes to fight.
I've got to go.
Yeah, I'm lying.
But for this flow,
At least I'm trying.
It's public and ewww.
That much is true.
But for this eww loo,
It's out of order too.
So order times two.
Let's make it three.
Sorry to you few.
You can't even pee.
Time for the hoarder,
Or those with OCD.
For with this out of order,
Some may go on a spree.
By title or date.
By first or last.
If you move it mate,
You'll be a thing of the past.
So there are things.
So there are words.
Some dingalings.
Can't even release turds.
Am I out of order?
Bah, tell it to a judge.
I won't take in no boarder.
Nope, not going to budge.
Read backwards now.
Go ahead and try.
I'm sure somehow,
Out of order will fly.
Ever notice how out of order was used in many a way? A big flip flop with it on display. Could get you tossed in jail or make a hoarder wail. Oh what out of order can do. I'm sure I've been out of order a time or two. But that won't stop my sass as, out of order or not, things will still come from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Out of order.
My, what a phrase.
South of the border,
I may get an eye raise.
Or would the be brow?
Bushy and bright.
Judge Judy can wow.
She likes to fight.
I've got to go.
Yeah, I'm lying.
But for this flow,
At least I'm trying.
It's public and ewww.
That much is true.
But for this eww loo,
It's out of order too.
So order times two.
Let's make it three.
Sorry to you few.
You can't even pee.
Time for the hoarder,
Or those with OCD.
For with this out of order,
Some may go on a spree.
By title or date.
By first or last.
If you move it mate,
You'll be a thing of the past.
So there are things.
So there are words.
Some dingalings.
Can't even release turds.
Am I out of order?
Bah, tell it to a judge.
I won't take in no boarder.
Nope, not going to budge.
Read backwards now.
Go ahead and try.
I'm sure somehow,
Out of order will fly.
Ever notice how out of order was used in many a way? A big flip flop with it on display. Could get you tossed in jail or make a hoarder wail. Oh what out of order can do. I'm sure I've been out of order a time or two. But that won't stop my sass as, out of order or not, things will still come from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 9, 2018
The Raindrop That Wanted To Stop!
Did you know that the weather had eyes? Did you know it can fall from skies? Hopefully you knew at least one of those two. If not, then you may need to get a clue. But we aren't going into that, for a new kids book has come from the cat err umm maybe Pat.
Click Here For A Peer!
The rain will come. The rain will fall. It is the thought of one and all. But is it really true? One raindrop may surprise you. He wanted to stop. He no longer wanted to drop.
What would make him not want to rain? What would cause him such pain? Find out why he wanted to stop by following along with this raindrop.
That makes 120 or so. A nice even number at our show. But do you think we'll stop there? Nah, considering we have 7 more done at our lair. Plus, another 3 or 4 on the go. And more in the head you know. Guess we'll have to make it a nice even 200 one day. Ready to grab a raindrop and play? And so another children's book has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Click Here For A Peer!
The rain will come. The rain will fall. It is the thought of one and all. But is it really true? One raindrop may surprise you. He wanted to stop. He no longer wanted to drop.
What would make him not want to rain? What would cause him such pain? Find out why he wanted to stop by following along with this raindrop.
That makes 120 or so. A nice even number at our show. But do you think we'll stop there? Nah, considering we have 7 more done at our lair. Plus, another 3 or 4 on the go. And more in the head you know. Guess we'll have to make it a nice even 200 one day. Ready to grab a raindrop and play? And so another children's book has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 8, 2018
Round Sixty Five Proves They Are Still Alive!
Search engine nuts are very few and far between, but I can still keep using them being ahead at my scene. So away we must go with a new search engine nut show.
they are alive
Told you so. Don't repeat my title though.
you sucking that
A lemon or fat? We blame Anne for that.
fart petsy games
Betsy has her own game? Damn, a claim to fame.
allinurl the crow season episode
You want all to eat crow? No way we want to join any reality show.
Roses are red and I'm two
Come back when you're three. You may be allowed to see.
site:blogspot.com drone crash
Is Amazon coming? I thought I heard humming.
can you rhyme here and cheer
Here's a cheer. Never fear with here.
how does rats have sex
I'll let Mary Kirkland answer that. She's more in tune with the rat.
"grown men" farting contest
What is the prize? I could bring flies.
june 13, 2017 | posted in bingo blitz |
Nope, sorry, wrong spot. No bingo for you has been caught.
it's rhyme time
Looking just for me. Should I say yippeee?
spying twinks in bushes
Do I even want to know? Probably not at our show.
find1friend
So two is bad? Some may get mad.
crnogorac
Is that in code? Are you really a toad?
And here is the winner of today. It is not so gross what they say. But the view may be. You can thank Rosey at your sea. She spurred the post a while ago. And so this searcher wanted a repeat show.
what do cat hairballs look like
Now all can come and sea. It is right there for thee. Did you know what they looked like? You were probably around the last time the image took a hike. But now it is back in full view. Don't you like the part of me shown to you? And so ends this pass of the search engine nuts who found my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
they are alive
Told you so. Don't repeat my title though.
you sucking that
A lemon or fat? We blame Anne for that.
fart petsy games
Betsy has her own game? Damn, a claim to fame.
allinurl the crow season episode
You want all to eat crow? No way we want to join any reality show.
Roses are red and I'm two
Come back when you're three. You may be allowed to see.
site:blogspot.com drone crash
Is Amazon coming? I thought I heard humming.
can you rhyme here and cheer
Here's a cheer. Never fear with here.
how does rats have sex
I'll let Mary Kirkland answer that. She's more in tune with the rat.
"grown men" farting contest
What is the prize? I could bring flies.
june 13, 2017 | posted in bingo blitz |
Nope, sorry, wrong spot. No bingo for you has been caught.
it's rhyme time
Looking just for me. Should I say yippeee?
spying twinks in bushes
Do I even want to know? Probably not at our show.
find1friend
So two is bad? Some may get mad.
crnogorac
Is that in code? Are you really a toad?
And here is the winner of today. It is not so gross what they say. But the view may be. You can thank Rosey at your sea. She spurred the post a while ago. And so this searcher wanted a repeat show.
what do cat hairballs look like
Now all can come and sea. It is right there for thee. Did you know what they looked like? You were probably around the last time the image took a hike. But now it is back in full view. Don't you like the part of me shown to you? And so ends this pass of the search engine nuts who found my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
May 7, 2018
The Only Never Gets Lonely!
The only sure gets around. Everywhere it seems to be found. Only this and only that. Only proves to be full of scat. Or maybe full of full. Either way, only sure has some pull.
Come here and sit.
Sucker...crazy...nitwit.
Did that slip out?
Forget what that's about.
Just come and sit.
Stare at the menu for a bit.
Stare and forget the price.
Don't those names just entice?
They are so great.
Gluten free is their fate.
Nut and GMO free too.
Our chicken has no nuts for you.
We'll be right back.
Count on it at our shack.
Count the minutes we mean.
My, don't you look so serene.
You are just so cute, dear.
An hour later we appear.
But we paid you compliments a plenty.
Be sure and leave at least a twenty.
Here is your food.
It will feed your brood.
Only the best around.
Dig in to the treasure you found.
Three minutes later and you're done.
Damn, wasn't eating here fun?
We even made the plate look happy.
Time for dessert there, chappy.
Ignore that thing on the end.
Desserts are your friend.
Treat yourself to a great snack.
We'll soon be right back.
An hour later and we're here.
We didn't forget, never fear.
You ate it in two minutes flat.
You never need to worry about getting fat.
Now here is your bill.
Doesn't it thrill?
It only comes to $627.99 before tip.
Pull out you credit card and let it rip.
Ever go to one of those? I'd rather drink from a hose. Two hour wait and five minutes to eat. Isn't that worth only $627.99 for such a treat? Could be higher too. But it is only there for you. Only sure can find many a sucker. Did you know there was a nut free clucker? Do they snip snip it before serving? My, that takes the mind a swerving. Now I will go eat my lunch with Cass while you can keep the $627.99 meals away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Come here and sit.
Sucker...crazy...nitwit.
Did that slip out?
Forget what that's about.
Just come and sit.
Stare at the menu for a bit.
Stare and forget the price.
Don't those names just entice?
They are so great.
Gluten free is their fate.
Nut and GMO free too.
Our chicken has no nuts for you.
We'll be right back.
Count on it at our shack.
Count the minutes we mean.
My, don't you look so serene.
You are just so cute, dear.
An hour later we appear.
But we paid you compliments a plenty.
Be sure and leave at least a twenty.
Here is your food.
It will feed your brood.
Only the best around.
Dig in to the treasure you found.
Three minutes later and you're done.
Damn, wasn't eating here fun?
We even made the plate look happy.
Time for dessert there, chappy.
Ignore that thing on the end.
Desserts are your friend.
Treat yourself to a great snack.
We'll soon be right back.
An hour later and we're here.
We didn't forget, never fear.
You ate it in two minutes flat.
You never need to worry about getting fat.
Now here is your bill.
Doesn't it thrill?
It only comes to $627.99 before tip.
Pull out you credit card and let it rip.
Ever go to one of those? I'd rather drink from a hose. Two hour wait and five minutes to eat. Isn't that worth only $627.99 for such a treat? Could be higher too. But it is only there for you. Only sure can find many a sucker. Did you know there was a nut free clucker? Do they snip snip it before serving? My, that takes the mind a swerving. Now I will go eat my lunch with Cass while you can keep the $627.99 meals away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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