A Pre Post From Your Host!

Bah, one minute early. Hank may get squirrely. Or Suza or Blue. Adam got #1 once too. The ninja may attack. One minute early may sure provide flack. But this is a pre-post. A pre-post at my coast.

What will it be?
What will you see?
Will a rhyme come to be?
Oh golly gee.

Was that said by me?
Only happens in the pre.
A pre with a yippeee?
Blue may fly free.

Maybe with a Scoobeedowweee.
Or something to see.
Beats little old me.
I'll go climb a tree.

What's with the pre?
Why pre me by me?
I want to copy thee.
A copy cat spree.

That I want to see.
Must be read by me.
Looks to cause glee.
Bah, not worth the fee.

Next one comes to be.
A review for a fee.
Critic is my job, you see.
But I seen that from he.

Seen what there is to see.
Saw what comes to be.
Rather go watch a flea.
Like the one here on my knee.

But I'll take the fee.
I'll review for thee.
NY Times counts on me.
Rotten Tomatoes gets no glee.

Hated last for the fee.
I'll hate this for free.
A fee while free.
What a way to be.

Vague about he.
Vague about she.
My review was pre.
But shhhh, don't tell on me.

Ever pre-review at your zoo? For instance write one after not seeing a movie just because the last one was bad to you? Some have admitted to doing that. Critics sure can then let their reviews fall flat. Especially if the movie/book/whatever turns out good. They look like a dead bug on a hood. Did my pre-post about pre-review which maybe can count as pre-judging cause you some twitchy budging? I had to pre-prepare for it to come to pass. My OCD finally pre-approved it though for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.