Time To Pimp The Skimp!

The cat is here to make lots of dough. I will do it for you, you know. It is just the best way to be. I will allow it to come to thee. Or at least me with my skimping spree.

Maker of this,
Maker of that.
It may cause bliss,
It may fall flat.

But either way,
I'll make a buck.
Going into this foray,
Of making a truck.

I'll use second hand.
Those parts still work.
I'll make an extra grand.
Isn't that a perk?

You'll never know.
Maybe just one or two.
But eat that crow.
I got rich off you.

I'm in luck.
If you believe that.
Pass the buck,
Use the scat.

Those extra parts.
They aren't needed.
So it will tip a few carts.
Let it be deeded.

A buck less to you.
I'm saving a ton.
None of it you knew,
As I did it to everyone.

I'm employing you.
So don't speak up.
Pretend to have no clue,
As I fill your cup.

My riches are mounting.
I've got so much.
Let's skimp on accounting.
Who needs taxes and such.

You'll never know.
Neither will they.
Reap what I sow?
Bah, just go away.

Are you a skimper at your sea? Anyone ever tried to skimp something on thee? They sure are out there far and wide. In skimping such rich arses take pride. I guess I could skimp on rhyming at my sea. But nah, that wouldn't work for me. So I'll stick to each pass and not be a skimpy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.