Buy The Smart At Wal-Mart!

The cat makes fun of you humans every day. At least most every day at our bay. But that you know. So today we'll smarten you up at our show. It is as easy as can be. Just hand your money over and give us a kickback fee.

The world is smart.
Together yet apart.
Everything is top notch.
Like a kick to the crotch.

Your smart TV.
Will help thee.
Speak a command.
Isn't smart grand?

You can't speak?
It's all Greek?
It won't take TFB or OMG?
Damn, poor pitiful thee.

Your smart phone.
Ding at the tone.
Tells you it all.
You'll never fall.

There you go.
Look out below!
Smash, bing, bang, clang.
The sidewalk kinda rang.

Your smart car.
Bet you'll get far.
Tells you the way.
Can even let you play.

Play with the smart phone.
Ding. Answer the tone.
Bang, boom, crash.
Life is over in a flash.

Your smart water.
Get that from an otter?
How is that a thing?
Are you a ding-a-ling?

Ding, dong, dumb.
Talk out your bum.
Or out where you pee.
Smart water comes to be.

Smart...Smart...Smart = Not You.
Sorry, smart buying crew.
Smart stuff = less smart people.
The dumb add to the sheeple.

Ever notice that? Are you a smart this, that and the other thing person where you are at? Do you rely on smart crap all the time? Does it leave you looking like a brain dead mime? Smart everything, but dumb people forevermore. Some can barely work a door. Monkeys have more brain cells than many in mass. I guess people smarten down now with each pass. I'll stick to the wise gas. Works better for my wisecracking little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.