Be The Whiz Of The Quiz!

Or if you want to whiz, don't use my litter box to do your biz. The cat just wanted to let you know that. Now on we go where we are at. For you will be tested today. Hint: the answer isn't always A.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
7+10=17=Q
1. If the cat went to sleep today when would he come out to play?
A. When you go to sleep at your keep.B. When night sets in I'd take a spin.C. When I have to go in the you know.D. When I want food from the food dude.E. All of the above gets the love.
2. If I posted tomorrow what time will I borrow?
A. At 7 we'll be in heaven.B. At 6 we'll jump candlesticks.C. At 8 we'll fling a spring mate.D. At 2 we'll give a bare view.E. At 4 we'll go on a outhouse museum tour.
3. What did Blue lose from his attire, unless he's a liar.
A. Lost his eye. Poor blue guy.B. Lost is wick. Damn, that's ick.C. Lost his shoe and now he's blue.D. Lost his handcuff key and Angie won't let him free.E. Lost is suit to some happy humper brute.
4. Who likes to yap and never shut her trap? 
A. Brad, he misses his dad.B. Frank, got no gas in his tank.C. Anne, she's a one eye fan.D. Pam, she hates when you say damn.E. Flappy, nonsense gets yappy.
5. If you walk ten feet, how far have you gone down the street?
A. Five feet due to heat.B. Ten feet, isn't math neat?C. Six feet before suffering defeat.D. No feet. Not on the street.E. Can't walk. Don't gawk.
6. If you ate your weight in gold, what would take hold?
A. Have golden shit for a bit.B. Be dead as a doornail without fail.C. Have a golden tongue and maybe lung.D. Be worth a bit and and cause a fit.E. All of the above gets the love.
7. If you're a fixer with no upper, can you sing for your supper?
A. Nope, a snip snip dope.B. Sure. You have an allure.C. On the right day that comes to play.D. Once a year when a blue moon is near.E. Too whelmed for anything to be helmed.
8. If you see red but stare at green grass, which has come to pass?
A. Mad at grass as whippersnappers trespass.B. Mad at grass as it gets eaten by Cass.C. Mad while looking at grass due to something crass.D. Happy and green there at your scene.E. Stinky and meek as your up shit creek.
9. If you are sane yet eat nuts are you bound for crazy huts?
A. The loony bin is calling because the sky is falling.B. Hungry hippo are you and a bit nutty too.C. Just want to eat a tasty treat.D. Crazy for cocoa puffs and feather bed fluffs.E. Off bouncing on rubber, yee land lubber.
10. How many questions did this quiz have before this? Don't miss!
A. Ten I did pen.B. Four took the tour.C. All of the above gets the love.D. Nine did align.E. All of the below is given a go.
Love quizzes at your sea? Are you nuts as can be? Got them all right? Did you expect a quiz at my site? Hey it is Q. Did they stump you? Are you 10 for 10? The ocd likes that at my den. Don't go getting 3 for 10 though. That will make my ocd ban you at my show. Not that we can really do that. You'll just get made fun of by the cat. Hell, that will anyway come to pass. So may as well go 10/10 from many little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.