The Old Takes A Hold!

The cat is up there and Pat is getting there at our lair. But even when we were super young, things still were dung. So for O we're going with old. As in "Too Old For This Shit" takes hold.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
 9+6=15=O
Too old they say.
Too young they play.
Too this and too that.
Too old for such scat.

The negative nuts.
In their negative ruts.
They like to hiss and spit.
We're too old for that shit.

The I want change,
But I never want to rearrange.
The whine in their soul sucking pit.
We're far too old for that shit.

The let's get drunk.
Every weekend drunk as a skunk.
As with their hangover they sit,
We say we're too old for that shit.

The won't you help me.
But I will never help thee.
Although help me or I'll throw a fit.
Yep, we are far too old for that shit.

The watching a new movie or show.
But it clearly does blow.
Click, not going to the end.
Too old for that shitty trend.

Don't you like me?
Here my little old plea.
I want all to like me and be a hit.
Pffft very much too old for that shit.

The Facebook and the like commenting crap.
I think I just took a nap.
For it's better than listening to any old sap.
Yep, we're far too old for that crap.

The dealing with people you hate.
Them expecting you to open the gate.
Sorry, won't even open it to hit them on the ass.
We are too old for that shitty pass.

Could go on all day.
But we have to go use the bathroom at our bay.
Pat still needs to scoop every bit.
With holding it, we are far too old for that shit.

See? You don't need to be Belva's age to turn the old "Too old for that shit" page. I'm sure there are lots of things you can use it for. Any pop in at your shore? The less you give a crap the more of life's crap you can take. Wise words I can make. I'm never to old to go bug Cass. So now I'll go with my sometimes too old little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.