Here We Go With A Commercialized Show!

The cat is going to sell today. Pfffft yeah, and I'm nice to dogs at my bay. But if you bought any of that. I still have that slightly used bridge to sell to some dingbat.

Do you ever...
Starts the endeavor.
They think they are clever.
How about never?

Maybe they think you dumb.
A head up your bum.
As the commercials are made.
Hey, all in fair trade.

Find yourself like this...
Then they rip the piss.
No matter the item at play,
They have some idiot on display.

Bad at mowing grass.
Bad at smelling good for a lass.
Bad at picking up a fork.
Bad at popping a cork.

Bad at using a hammer.
Bad at avoiding the slammer.
Bad at drinking beer.
Bad at putting a earring in your ear.

They've got a dumb ass for it.
No matter the weird shit.
They get stuck in some weird form.
And watchers buy it as the norm.

Oh, this product will help you out...
Then comes more as they spout.
It will turn things grand...
Like you need this helping hand.

A smile on the dumb ass,
Then comes to pass.
Look, the product helped him.
So come buy it on a whim.

Not that you'll ever fall.
Not that you'll ever trip down the hall.
Not that you'll ever chop off a limb.
Not that you'll ever turn paper slim.

Not that you'll ever poke out an eye.
Many more not's can easily fly.
But you believed the dumb commercial guy,
And now you can make a bed without the need to ever cry.

Pfffft to commercials I say. Many are so stupid on display. Like any of that crap ever really comes due. Heck, drink that beer and hot women or men will fondle you. Get a tree trimmer holder for the tree trimmer and save your fingers from utter mutilation. Oh wait, that cures constipation. Such crazy things you all believe from the marketing class. Humans sure are strange to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.