Pat Hatt's Blog, page 155
July 2, 2015
Not So Common Anymore From Shore To Shore!
The cat has noticed a trend, and it's not that you humans are around the bend. Nope, it is that common has been lost on you. Common what? Wait for it at my zoo.
One plus one equals two.
Simple as can be.
Cages house animals in the zoo.
Thankfully not wild me.
A car has to be in drive to go.
What? That you didn't know?
Fireflies can glow.
Nope, my nose didn't grow.
Oh what a shame.
No longer things make sense.
Can only find blame,
When adding your 0.00001 cents.
And just in case you're lost,
Or left in the dark.
0.00001 means pointless at all cost,
Less than a dog leaving its mark.
Water can be drank.
It has to go to your mouth.
It can also fill a fish tank.
Even if you live in the south.
Rain is wet.
That you'd didn't know?
Damn, I'm a clever pet,
Or your a bimbo.
Such a waste of space,
That thing between your ears.
Rather make a funny face,
And give a Reality TV bum cheers.
Lost in the dark.
Lost in the light.
Mind stuck in park,
Whether day or night.
What is it you say?
Is the common ready?
Nothing to do with a litter tray.
Now hold on steady.
Common sense is what I mean,
As it is not so common anymore.
Humans are dumber at many a scene,
So maybe call it sense of lore.
Notice how common sense isn't so common anymore? Should they call it rare sense from shore to shore? Then changing the name may confuse a ton. Humans could scream and run. More sense in a singing bass or the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
One plus one equals two.
Simple as can be.
Cages house animals in the zoo.
Thankfully not wild me.
A car has to be in drive to go.
What? That you didn't know?
Fireflies can glow.
Nope, my nose didn't grow.
Oh what a shame.
No longer things make sense.
Can only find blame,
When adding your 0.00001 cents.
And just in case you're lost,
Or left in the dark.
0.00001 means pointless at all cost,
Less than a dog leaving its mark.
Water can be drank.
It has to go to your mouth.
It can also fill a fish tank.
Even if you live in the south.
Rain is wet.
That you'd didn't know?
Damn, I'm a clever pet,
Or your a bimbo.
Such a waste of space,
That thing between your ears.
Rather make a funny face,
And give a Reality TV bum cheers.
Lost in the dark.
Lost in the light.
Mind stuck in park,
Whether day or night.
What is it you say?
Is the common ready?
Nothing to do with a litter tray.
Now hold on steady.
Common sense is what I mean,
As it is not so common anymore.
Humans are dumber at many a scene,
So maybe call it sense of lore.
Notice how common sense isn't so common anymore? Should they call it rare sense from shore to shore? Then changing the name may confuse a ton. Humans could scream and run. More sense in a singing bass or the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 1, 2015
A Little Tune For Your Insecure Dune!
So it is Canada Day and Insecure Writers Group is also at play. I think I would hide under the bed if I played that O'Canada song that fills me with dread. So the cat hates the song, don't like it chew on my snip snipped ding dong. Hmm bad image there. Okay, on with it at my lair. A better tune, because it was written by me, err umm because it is at my sand dune.
The one thing that holds true,
In all life through and through,
Is life is constant change,
Things will always rearrange.
Life always takes a turn
As you live and you learn
Counting the many ways you're beat,
Suffering in your own defeat.
Stress a little less
Let go a little more
Life may be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
Shadows lurk from the past.
The present sure won't last.
You can't ever get a win,
Feeling like packing it in.
The voice inside agrees.
Creating your own time freeze.Stuck in a fear you create.
Suffering your own doomed fate.
Fear a little less
Live a little more
Life can be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
Your body holds the scars,
Always humming a few bars.
Letting you know you're whipped.
Insecurity being gripped.
Settling for its lies.
Lost in your aging disguise.
Pent up from within.
Taking it on the chin.
Sit a little less
Move a little more
Life can be a mess
Bit it doesn't have to be a chore
Lonely and lost.
Hope has been tossed.
Can't love yourself.
Looking to a book shelf.
Fairy tales cloud your mind,
As you go about the grind.
Forgetting whats within you.
Thinking life is through.
Hate a little less
Love a little more
Life can be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
The constant in life,
Is there will be strife.
Knocked over and down.
Kicking you across town.
Change has you against the wall.
You no longer stand tall.
Leaving you lost,
As life has been tossed.
Hold a little less,
Change a little more.
Life can be a mess.
But it doesn't have to be a chore.
Move and love,
Let go and live.
Change may push and shove,
But it can also give and give.
And that is it for today. It just came out at my bay, so I went with it. Did it scare the insecurity away a bit? If not you can come clean my litterbox. That will scare it to the docks. At least the tune wasn't done by a singing bass or someone with gas. That would be crass. Now off I go with my secure little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The one thing that holds true,
In all life through and through,
Is life is constant change,
Things will always rearrange.
Life always takes a turn
As you live and you learn
Counting the many ways you're beat,
Suffering in your own defeat.
Stress a little less
Let go a little more
Life may be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
Shadows lurk from the past.
The present sure won't last.
You can't ever get a win,
Feeling like packing it in.
The voice inside agrees.
Creating your own time freeze.Stuck in a fear you create.
Suffering your own doomed fate.
Fear a little less
Live a little more
Life can be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
Your body holds the scars,
Always humming a few bars.
Letting you know you're whipped.
Insecurity being gripped.
Settling for its lies.
Lost in your aging disguise.
Pent up from within.
Taking it on the chin.
Sit a little less
Move a little more
Life can be a mess
Bit it doesn't have to be a chore
Lonely and lost.
Hope has been tossed.
Can't love yourself.
Looking to a book shelf.
Fairy tales cloud your mind,
As you go about the grind.
Forgetting whats within you.
Thinking life is through.
Hate a little less
Love a little more
Life can be a mess
But it doesn't have to be a chore
The constant in life,
Is there will be strife.
Knocked over and down.
Kicking you across town.
Change has you against the wall.
You no longer stand tall.
Leaving you lost,
As life has been tossed.
Hold a little less,
Change a little more.
Life can be a mess.
But it doesn't have to be a chore.
Move and love,
Let go and live.
Change may push and shove,
But it can also give and give.
And that is it for today. It just came out at my bay, so I went with it. Did it scare the insecurity away a bit? If not you can come clean my litterbox. That will scare it to the docks. At least the tune wasn't done by a singing bass or someone with gas. That would be crass. Now off I go with my secure little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 30, 2015
Where Are We Going Just Keeps Growing!
So ever since you were born, even through the years of delightful porn, maybe even more so. Okay, away from the gutter I go. You have heard going and always had a going showing. Don't follow the cat? I'll take care of that.
Where are you going?
You hear when growing.
Can reap what you're sowing,
With where are you going.
The place didn't matter,
As long as nothing ended up on a platter.
But with arms a rowing,
Keeps coming where are you going.
Going to be a rise in this.
Going to be something you don't want to miss.
Going to be many retirees.
Cats are going to get fleas.
Going to be the future
Going to need a suture.
Going to be a bleak job market.
They are going to bark it.
Going to need to save.
Going to go to your grave.
Going to need to be brave.
Going to make a man cave.
Going sure is the best.
Going passes the test.
If you want a later showing,
Just say, one day it will get going.
Going to do that work.
Going is a perk.
Going to ignore going.
Going leads to owing.
Going to be a big event.
Going to need to repent.
Going to suffer wrath.
Going sure defies math.
Things are going wrong.
Sing the going song.
Going all along.
Get going, ding dong.
Are you going to leave?
The cat is going to grieve.
The cat is lying to you.
Sorry, not really true.
The cat is through with his going view. You hear every year how retirement, the end, this that and the other thing are going to come near, but does the going come due? Not unless the going is you. Where are you go to and fro across the grass? Okay, I am going now with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Where are you going?
You hear when growing.
Can reap what you're sowing,
With where are you going.
The place didn't matter,
As long as nothing ended up on a platter.
But with arms a rowing,
Keeps coming where are you going.
Going to be a rise in this.
Going to be something you don't want to miss.
Going to be many retirees.
Cats are going to get fleas.
Going to be the future
Going to need a suture.
Going to be a bleak job market.
They are going to bark it.
Going to need to save.
Going to go to your grave.
Going to need to be brave.
Going to make a man cave.
Going sure is the best.
Going passes the test.
If you want a later showing,
Just say, one day it will get going.
Going to do that work.
Going is a perk.
Going to ignore going.
Going leads to owing.
Going to be a big event.
Going to need to repent.
Going to suffer wrath.
Going sure defies math.
Things are going wrong.
Sing the going song.
Going all along.
Get going, ding dong.
Are you going to leave?
The cat is going to grieve.
The cat is lying to you.
Sorry, not really true.
The cat is through with his going view. You hear every year how retirement, the end, this that and the other thing are going to come near, but does the going come due? Not unless the going is you. Where are you go to and fro across the grass? Okay, I am going now with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 29, 2015
A Post For A Post For A Post At My Coast!
So it is becoming more common now a days in the world wide trailer craze, no not talking the trailer park, talking movies that like to leave their mark. Anyway, becoming more common to make a trailer for a trailer for a movie. Isn't that just groovy? What next will you humans think up? More brains in a pup.
A trailer for a trailer for a movie hit!
Oops it turned out to be shit.
But we fooled you in the end,
The best parts were in the trailers to which we send.
Not excited for a trailer for a trailer anymore?
Let's go with something else that needs an encore.
No need to get stuck on one thing.
Lots of ideas we silly humans can bring.
A interview for an interview for a job.
Damn, that has to impress Bob.
Sadly this is true too.
What you humans go through.
A car for a car for a driver.
Whether you are a pedestrian or diver,
You car is inside a car.
Boy, will you get far.
A book for a book for a book.
Could go on forever with that at my nook.
A book about a book that's about a book.
Won't you go and take a look?
A woman for a woman for a man.
If of your husband you aren't a fan,
Just get another woman to do the work.
You also can reverse that perk.
A desk for a desk for a worker.
This is a real tear jerker.
The poor desk needs a desk of its own.
Then it won't be all alone.
A clock for a clock for time.
Not knowing the time is a crime.
So you need a clock for a clock.
Together they can take your time and mock.
A bill for a bill for a bill.
This just makes me ill.
For it is surely true,
Especially if the tax man is after you.
And best of all,
One needed at every hall.
Come on and be a hog,
Get a blog for a blog for a blog.
Any you would add? Isn't the trailer for a trailer for a movie just rad? Don't you want to spread it around? More of it everywhere should be found. Pffft to that I say. Redundant in every way. I'll pass gas when I pass gas right out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A trailer for a trailer for a movie hit!
Oops it turned out to be shit.
But we fooled you in the end,
The best parts were in the trailers to which we send.
Not excited for a trailer for a trailer anymore?
Let's go with something else that needs an encore.
No need to get stuck on one thing.
Lots of ideas we silly humans can bring.
A interview for an interview for a job.
Damn, that has to impress Bob.
Sadly this is true too.
What you humans go through.
A car for a car for a driver.
Whether you are a pedestrian or diver,
You car is inside a car.
Boy, will you get far.
A book for a book for a book.
Could go on forever with that at my nook.
A book about a book that's about a book.
Won't you go and take a look?
A woman for a woman for a man.
If of your husband you aren't a fan,
Just get another woman to do the work.
You also can reverse that perk.
A desk for a desk for a worker.
This is a real tear jerker.
The poor desk needs a desk of its own.
Then it won't be all alone.
A clock for a clock for time.
Not knowing the time is a crime.
So you need a clock for a clock.
Together they can take your time and mock.
A bill for a bill for a bill.
This just makes me ill.
For it is surely true,
Especially if the tax man is after you.
And best of all,
One needed at every hall.
Come on and be a hog,
Get a blog for a blog for a blog.
Any you would add? Isn't the trailer for a trailer for a movie just rad? Don't you want to spread it around? More of it everywhere should be found. Pffft to that I say. Redundant in every way. I'll pass gas when I pass gas right out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 28, 2015
Into The Dare That Is Oh So Rare!
You humans can sure be creative with simple things, maybe even with your flings. But then you always seem to get caught with the later. But hey, it's some exercise so you won't get fatter. Now on with the show. I dare you to read what is below.
Peer pressure at its best.
It just has such zest.
So don't hold back,
Or you'll get flack.
I dare you.
It's true.
I dared you.
Now go pick grass and chew.
Is that a no?
Pffft give it a go.
If my dare was not great.
I double dare you to take the bait.
Waiting for you to do it.
Come on, a double dare is a hit.
Okay, I triple dare you.
Now it must come due.
Is that still a no?
Well what do you know.
I cheat rhymed there.
But what do you care.
For I just double dog dared you.
A dog makes it oh so true.
Be a dog and do it.
Don't sit and throw a fit.
I triple dog dare you.
See, it is more and new.
A dog and a triple.
Who cares if you end up a cripple.
I triple alligator dare you.
A snap will come due.
So snap to it today.
My dare will never go away.
It's a dare with care.
I hope you're aware.
I care to dare.
Dare by the pair.
Now get it done.
A dare is fun.
I quadruple rat dare you.
So grab that grass and chew.
Are you ready to eat grass? Do you take dares that come to pass? Pffft says the cat. Nonsense and all of that. But humans like to give it a go to see if they can make people do stupid things all in a row. Some even fall for it. Maybe they think dares are a hit? But the cat is fine with eating grass, it tastes good to my daring little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Peer pressure at its best.
It just has such zest.
So don't hold back,
Or you'll get flack.
I dare you.
It's true.
I dared you.
Now go pick grass and chew.
Is that a no?
Pffft give it a go.
If my dare was not great.
I double dare you to take the bait.
Waiting for you to do it.
Come on, a double dare is a hit.
Okay, I triple dare you.
Now it must come due.
Is that still a no?
Well what do you know.
I cheat rhymed there.
But what do you care.
For I just double dog dared you.
A dog makes it oh so true.
Be a dog and do it.
Don't sit and throw a fit.
I triple dog dare you.
See, it is more and new.
A dog and a triple.
Who cares if you end up a cripple.
I triple alligator dare you.
A snap will come due.
So snap to it today.
My dare will never go away.
It's a dare with care.
I hope you're aware.
I care to dare.
Dare by the pair.
Now get it done.
A dare is fun.
I quadruple rat dare you.
So grab that grass and chew.
Are you ready to eat grass? Do you take dares that come to pass? Pffft says the cat. Nonsense and all of that. But humans like to give it a go to see if they can make people do stupid things all in a row. Some even fall for it. Maybe they think dares are a hit? But the cat is fine with eating grass, it tastes good to my daring little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 27, 2015
Important Info For All Today At My Hall!
The cat is going to amuse himself today by making you all give a wtf look on display. I wonder how many I will fool. Isn't font color so cool?
Black or white,
Green or red.
All take flight,
Hurting your head.
Can be hard on the eyes.
Can be hard on the brain.
So be nice and wise,
Don't let the shiny colors rain.
Or you may get ignored.
Then wonder why.
Nope, people aren't bored.
You are just hard on the eye.
Fancy font isn't best.
Fancy font sucks a ton.
But with this test,
Will I get through to anyone?
Beats the heck out of me.
But it sure is fun.
You may curse my sea,
If you figure out this run.
Your mouse is needed,
Or something of the like.
Or this post was never seeded,
As you take a hike.
Did you hit refresh a time or two?
I know you did at your zoo.
An error could be thought by you.
Error 50257 is something new.
Back on point,
As I confuse away.
Here at my joint,
Even more today.
Color makes or breaks.
It decides much.
Some won't do double takes,
Ignoring you and such.
So have background and font in sync,
Or get ignored each day.
End up in the blogger clink,
With no one coming to play.
Have you seen bad font blogs? Did you catch on to today's rhyming logs? Highlight and you win. Did the cat do you in? Today was such a fun pass for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Black or white,
Green or red.
All take flight,
Hurting your head.
Can be hard on the eyes.
Can be hard on the brain.
So be nice and wise,
Don't let the shiny colors rain.
Or you may get ignored.
Then wonder why.
Nope, people aren't bored.
You are just hard on the eye.
Fancy font isn't best.
Fancy font sucks a ton.
But with this test,
Will I get through to anyone?
Beats the heck out of me.
But it sure is fun.
You may curse my sea,
If you figure out this run.
Your mouse is needed,
Or something of the like.
Or this post was never seeded,
As you take a hike.
Did you hit refresh a time or two?
I know you did at your zoo.
An error could be thought by you.
Error 50257 is something new.
Back on point,
As I confuse away.
Here at my joint,
Even more today.
Color makes or breaks.
It decides much.
Some won't do double takes,
Ignoring you and such.
So have background and font in sync,
Or get ignored each day.
End up in the blogger clink,
With no one coming to play.
Have you seen bad font blogs? Did you catch on to today's rhyming logs? Highlight and you win. Did the cat do you in? Today was such a fun pass for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 26, 2015
For Adults - Tremendous Sex Strength For Amazing Important Results
Did that grab you at my sea? That was the point I will admit to thee. Sorry though, I am snip snip at my show. So if you are looking for Tremendous Sex, you may be better off getting a voodoo hex. Blame Cherdo for the confusing stuff, but I am amused with this fluff.
The best heading for you.
Hell, why not make two.
Sex in the back of a truck.
Hmmm, 74, not a bad umm fluck.
Sex in a thunder storm.
Is that the norm?
I guess not.
Only earned 66 with that plot.
Sex out at sea.
Nah, doesn't work for me.
Only gets a 52.
What's a fisherman to do?
Sex with a woodchuck.
I know, what the umm duck?
It gets a 61.
Woodchucks have more fun.
Sex with a massage before.
That and fisherman don't come ashore.
Stuck back at a 52.
I guess two for one is not something they do.
Sex on the beach.
A giant litter box in reach.
Hey, it gets a 59.
Could get a 0 and still be used by the feline.
Sex out in space.
That put a smile on your face?
It only got another 52.
I guess not at your zoo.
Sex in the airplane loo.
Now that's something you'll do.
It gets a 66.
Go mile high tricks.
Sex on vacation with your home wrecker.
Damn, that is liked more than a fisherman's pecker.
Gets a 66 as well.
Isn't that swell?
Regular sex three times a week.
That only gets a 60 when you seek.
I guess regular is boring.
Maybe it leaves the woodchucks snoring?
Confused at my sea? Okay, I guess I'll help thee. CoScheduler Headline Analyzer it is. They help with your headline biz. I was trying to beat a damn 84 and that is what took the tour. Hey, sex sells right? I wanted a damn 85 to take flight. Have to word it just right. Obviously they are trying to sell. But it was fun for a what the hell. Now I'm through with my sex sass and off I wiggle my sexy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The best heading for you.
Hell, why not make two.
Sex in the back of a truck.
Hmmm, 74, not a bad umm fluck.
Sex in a thunder storm.
Is that the norm?
I guess not.
Only earned 66 with that plot.
Sex out at sea.
Nah, doesn't work for me.
Only gets a 52.
What's a fisherman to do?
Sex with a woodchuck.
I know, what the umm duck?
It gets a 61.
Woodchucks have more fun.
Sex with a massage before.
That and fisherman don't come ashore.
Stuck back at a 52.
I guess two for one is not something they do.
Sex on the beach.
A giant litter box in reach.
Hey, it gets a 59.
Could get a 0 and still be used by the feline.
Sex out in space.
That put a smile on your face?
It only got another 52.
I guess not at your zoo.
Sex in the airplane loo.
Now that's something you'll do.
It gets a 66.
Go mile high tricks.
Sex on vacation with your home wrecker.
Damn, that is liked more than a fisherman's pecker.
Gets a 66 as well.
Isn't that swell?
Regular sex three times a week.
That only gets a 60 when you seek.
I guess regular is boring.
Maybe it leaves the woodchucks snoring?
Confused at my sea? Okay, I guess I'll help thee. CoScheduler Headline Analyzer it is. They help with your headline biz. I was trying to beat a damn 84 and that is what took the tour. Hey, sex sells right? I wanted a damn 85 to take flight. Have to word it just right. Obviously they are trying to sell. But it was fun for a what the hell. Now I'm through with my sex sass and off I wiggle my sexy little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 25, 2015
Be Steady And Get Ready!
It is the six month mark. You may not be able to find a place to park. With only six months to go, you may not find what you want high or low. What is the cat going on about? Why are you reading this when you should be out.?
Have to get it done.
Six months until the fun.
It is coming quick.
Things must click.
You need one for all.
Be cheery at your hall.
Parking is piling up.
Suck back that coffee in your cup.
Go go go.
You just never know.
Six months isn't a lot of time.
Missing someone may be a crime.
You need to hurry along.
Can even sing a song.
Don't sit and sigh,
Just buy, buy, buy.
Six months is short.
So says a stock report.
Hmm made that up you say?
Could have at my bay.
Rush along though,
Don't stub your toe.
Get that special spot.
Spend a whole lot.
The greed is in need.
It has to take seed..
The sales are coming.
Shop with some humming.
You only have six months to go.
Don't wait until the shelves are low.
Get out there now.
You can do it somehow.
Everything is nuts, I know.
But there is only six months to go.
People have to have it.
You may miss out on a hit.
Shop until you drop.
Can't have it be a flop.
For there is only six months to go,
Before you are visited by the guy who goes ho ho ho.
Got all your holiday shopping done? Come on, you should have everyone. It is only six months until Christmas is back. Don't sit there on your hands at your shack. Hmmm the cat is crazy you say? I can go with that at my bay. But just so you know, you only have six months to go. Don't say you weren't warned blogger class by my ever so ahead little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Have to get it done.
Six months until the fun.
It is coming quick.
Things must click.
You need one for all.
Be cheery at your hall.
Parking is piling up.
Suck back that coffee in your cup.
Go go go.
You just never know.
Six months isn't a lot of time.
Missing someone may be a crime.
You need to hurry along.
Can even sing a song.
Don't sit and sigh,
Just buy, buy, buy.
Six months is short.
So says a stock report.
Hmm made that up you say?
Could have at my bay.
Rush along though,
Don't stub your toe.
Get that special spot.
Spend a whole lot.
The greed is in need.
It has to take seed..
The sales are coming.
Shop with some humming.
You only have six months to go.
Don't wait until the shelves are low.
Get out there now.
You can do it somehow.
Everything is nuts, I know.
But there is only six months to go.
People have to have it.
You may miss out on a hit.
Shop until you drop.
Can't have it be a flop.
For there is only six months to go,
Before you are visited by the guy who goes ho ho ho.
Got all your holiday shopping done? Come on, you should have everyone. It is only six months until Christmas is back. Don't sit there on your hands at your shack. Hmmm the cat is crazy you say? I can go with that at my bay. But just so you know, you only have six months to go. Don't say you weren't warned blogger class by my ever so ahead little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 24, 2015
The Sick Want To Click!
So with equal rights making the rounds everywhere, as well it should to most at their lair, one more wants to join the club. Animals better watch out the next time you get a belly rub. Know what I'm getting at? It is sickening to the cat. Read an article that seemed legit. I hope though it was written by a twit.
Equal rights for all.
Everyone should stand tall.
No matter the sex or orientation.
"All" now gives some elation.
Zoophiles want to come out.
Them and their trout.
Or maybe horse and such.
They love animals umm much.
They think it is no big deal.
They should be allowed to cop a feel.
Or do more than that.
Have you caught on to the cat?
They want to hump a goat.
They want to do it in a trench coat.
They want animals galore,
Going all humpity hump at their shore.
It's no big deal at all.
Hump animals, short, fat and tall.
Let's make equals rights to such a thing.
It would make an easy spring fling.
Are some humans that sick?
That slow on the uptick?
Yeah let's let animal humpers join in.
Equal rights for the win.
It's only illegal in three-quarters of the states.
The other quarter humans can have animal mates.
Rednecks aren't the only ones.
What happens if an animal gets the runs?
Ewww, erase that thought.
Nasty by a whole friggin lot.
Grossed out yet?
Have a thing for your pet?
Coming soon to a TV near you,
Zoophiles at the zoo.
Zoophiles and their lover.
I'm too old for this shit starring Danny Glover.
I think all are too old for that.
Nastier than stepping in scat.
Humans are as creepy as can be.
Keep your human parts away from me.
I guess equal rights for all can go a bit far. Cover the zoophiles in tar. Then toss them out in the weather and let them get covered in feather by feather. The cat is all for equal rights for each species and such. But going all man loving a horse is a bit much. Know any zoophiles at your sea? I hope they are far away from thee. Creepy zoophiles get no equal rights from me or a singing bass. They can stay far away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Equal rights for all.
Everyone should stand tall.
No matter the sex or orientation.
"All" now gives some elation.
Zoophiles want to come out.
Them and their trout.
Or maybe horse and such.
They love animals umm much.
They think it is no big deal.
They should be allowed to cop a feel.
Or do more than that.
Have you caught on to the cat?
They want to hump a goat.
They want to do it in a trench coat.
They want animals galore,
Going all humpity hump at their shore.
It's no big deal at all.
Hump animals, short, fat and tall.
Let's make equals rights to such a thing.
It would make an easy spring fling.
Are some humans that sick?
That slow on the uptick?
Yeah let's let animal humpers join in.
Equal rights for the win.
It's only illegal in three-quarters of the states.
The other quarter humans can have animal mates.
Rednecks aren't the only ones.
What happens if an animal gets the runs?
Ewww, erase that thought.
Nasty by a whole friggin lot.
Grossed out yet?
Have a thing for your pet?
Coming soon to a TV near you,
Zoophiles at the zoo.
Zoophiles and their lover.
I'm too old for this shit starring Danny Glover.
I think all are too old for that.
Nastier than stepping in scat.
Humans are as creepy as can be.
Keep your human parts away from me.
I guess equal rights for all can go a bit far. Cover the zoophiles in tar. Then toss them out in the weather and let them get covered in feather by feather. The cat is all for equal rights for each species and such. But going all man loving a horse is a bit much. Know any zoophiles at your sea? I hope they are far away from thee. Creepy zoophiles get no equal rights from me or a singing bass. They can stay far away from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 23, 2015
This And That From The Cat!
A this and that you may be expecting today, but will there be a this or a that on display? I guess the word is there for all of you as you stare. Can you stare and read at the same time? Maybe leave that for another rhyme.
This and that,
Where it's at.
That and this,
Gets no bliss.
Tit for tat,
Chews the fat.
Tat for tit,
Sounds dirty a bit.
Fair and square,
Is not so rare.
Square and fair,
Just gets a glare.
Love and hate,
Takes the bait.
Hate and love,
Gets a shove.
Black and blue,
Sure comes due.
Blue and black,
Hangs on the rack.
Doom and gloom,
Counts for doom.
Gloom and doom,
Just goes kaboom.
Ball and chain,
Can feel pain.
Chain and ball,
Does nothing at all.
Beck and call,
Stands nice and tall.
Call and beck,
Is always in check.
Bells and whistles,
Shoot like missiles.
Whistles and bells,
Get shoved down wells.
The birds and the bees,
Sure do please.
The bees and the birds,
Count only as turds.
The cat could go on all day. Betsy, is to be thanked for this array. She didn't like that and this. That really makes her hiss. Maybe that and this the cat will have to use a ton. I know there are many to give a run. Could make ten posts with it. But this will do at my rhyming pit. I am done with my backwards sass and the that and this from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
This and that,
Where it's at.
That and this,
Gets no bliss.
Tit for tat,
Chews the fat.
Tat for tit,
Sounds dirty a bit.
Fair and square,
Is not so rare.
Square and fair,
Just gets a glare.
Love and hate,
Takes the bait.
Hate and love,
Gets a shove.
Black and blue,
Sure comes due.
Blue and black,
Hangs on the rack.
Doom and gloom,
Counts for doom.
Gloom and doom,
Just goes kaboom.
Ball and chain,
Can feel pain.
Chain and ball,
Does nothing at all.
Beck and call,
Stands nice and tall.
Call and beck,
Is always in check.
Bells and whistles,
Shoot like missiles.
Whistles and bells,
Get shoved down wells.
The birds and the bees,
Sure do please.
The bees and the birds,
Count only as turds.
The cat could go on all day. Betsy, is to be thanked for this array. She didn't like that and this. That really makes her hiss. Maybe that and this the cat will have to use a ton. I know there are many to give a run. Could make ten posts with it. But this will do at my rhyming pit. I am done with my backwards sass and the that and this from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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