Pat Hatt's Blog, page 151
August 11, 2015
A Rosey Day Coming Your Way!
The cat has such a giveaway for you. But you better act fast at your zoo. The giveaway is only here for fifteen seconds past tomorrow's tomorrow. I know, that isn't a lot of time and may bring sorrow. How does Rosey do this thing? Oh yes, a testimonial about her bling.
It works like a charm,
It can cause little harm.
You jump and yank,
It's built like a tank.
That thing is wide.
It is easy to ride.
Can you imagine that?
Just follow the cat.
Cassie liked it too.
Nope, not a new loo.
I knew you'd go there.
It's better to this pair.
It is cheap as well.
So you can raise a little hell.
But that is not what it is intended for.
Obviously the cat had to explore.
What else am I supposed to say?
Rosey might be left in dismay.
I have to say more than that.
It is liked by the cat?
Oh yes, this was all me.
My opinion at my sea.
Not any other at all.
I wasn't paid at my hall.
Although that would be nice.
Can't even get it at half price.
Damn, I got screwed.
Isn't that just rude?
Now for the bore,
Here at my shore.
The legal mumbo jumbo.
Don't fly on back Dumbo.
Were you really going to try?
Come now, don't lie.
Dumbo was what I tried.
It was such a fun ride.
Don't believe the cat?
How about that.
It is only $5737.89 a ride,
And so far no one has died.
Care to take a Dumbo ride? Rosey will be filled with pride. The cat followed her place exactly today. What? I messed it up at my bay? Pffft, you just looked at it wrong. I sang the same song. Dumbo and the cat are in a whole other class. I may have made that up on the fly, get it, with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
It works like a charm,
It can cause little harm.
You jump and yank,
It's built like a tank.
That thing is wide.
It is easy to ride.
Can you imagine that?
Just follow the cat.
Cassie liked it too.
Nope, not a new loo.
I knew you'd go there.
It's better to this pair.
It is cheap as well.
So you can raise a little hell.
But that is not what it is intended for.
Obviously the cat had to explore.
What else am I supposed to say?
Rosey might be left in dismay.
I have to say more than that.
It is liked by the cat?
Oh yes, this was all me.
My opinion at my sea.
Not any other at all.
I wasn't paid at my hall.
Although that would be nice.
Can't even get it at half price.
Damn, I got screwed.
Isn't that just rude?
Now for the bore,
Here at my shore.
The legal mumbo jumbo.
Don't fly on back Dumbo.
Were you really going to try?
Come now, don't lie.
Dumbo was what I tried.
It was such a fun ride.
Don't believe the cat?
How about that.
It is only $5737.89 a ride,
And so far no one has died.
Care to take a Dumbo ride? Rosey will be filled with pride. The cat followed her place exactly today. What? I messed it up at my bay? Pffft, you just looked at it wrong. I sang the same song. Dumbo and the cat are in a whole other class. I may have made that up on the fly, get it, with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 10, 2015
Grab A Beer And Grope A Rear?
The cat is here to give all free beer. Hmm, at least I think it is beer that is near. I'd do a smell test first before quenching your thirst. Now that the cat saved you from getting drunk, time to rip off the beer guys and see how low I've sunk.
The Head Edition
It seems everywhere you go,There is a head ready and waiting.So much livelier than a toe,Whether for discussion or mating.
Some may be a football head,With brain cells out the ear.That is what they'd call brain dead.At least that is what I hear.
But don't bite my head off.The vet already did that.At least I didn't have to cough.The beer guys heads are no longer flat.
They should hold their head high,They got their head together, Even giving my beer and snacks a try.Their bathroom you may not be able to weather.
Two heads are better than one.Hmm, not sure on that.Look what they have done,Fooled by a rhyming cat?
What comes out a head,Can even be said in bed.Too old, beats dead,Is that really what he said?
Don't be a hot head,And keep your head down.Especially while in bed,Or mini you's may run through town.
How low I sink.Where is my head at?Can I say that with a wink?Such a dirty cat.
Still tongue makes a wise head?What about typing at my sea?My tongue is causing no dread,But I fall heads over heels with glee.
However you head shows,Keep it safe and wise.Hopefully you come out smelling like a rose,And the heads will rise.
They have plenty of pills for such things too, if you are slow in the head or lost your head at your zoo. I don't think Pat's artwork will ever go to his head. Good thing he doesn't draw to keep us fed. Now head on over to your next stop. Watch that head in front of a cop. Care for some beer that will cause gas? I'm a sharing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The Head Edition
It seems everywhere you go,There is a head ready and waiting.So much livelier than a toe,Whether for discussion or mating.
Some may be a football head,With brain cells out the ear.That is what they'd call brain dead.At least that is what I hear.
But don't bite my head off.The vet already did that.At least I didn't have to cough.The beer guys heads are no longer flat.
They should hold their head high,They got their head together, Even giving my beer and snacks a try.Their bathroom you may not be able to weather.
Two heads are better than one.Hmm, not sure on that.Look what they have done,Fooled by a rhyming cat?
What comes out a head,Can even be said in bed.Too old, beats dead,Is that really what he said?
Don't be a hot head,And keep your head down.Especially while in bed,Or mini you's may run through town.
How low I sink.Where is my head at?Can I say that with a wink?Such a dirty cat.
Still tongue makes a wise head?What about typing at my sea?My tongue is causing no dread,But I fall heads over heels with glee.
However you head shows,Keep it safe and wise.Hopefully you come out smelling like a rose,And the heads will rise.
They have plenty of pills for such things too, if you are slow in the head or lost your head at your zoo. I don't think Pat's artwork will ever go to his head. Good thing he doesn't draw to keep us fed. Now head on over to your next stop. Watch that head in front of a cop. Care for some beer that will cause gas? I'm a sharing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 9, 2015
Caption That From The Cat!
Al, repost of a repost of a repost, Penwasser likes to caption at his bay. The cat feels a rip off of a rip off of a rip off needing it's say. Did you follow all of that? Bah, just caption along with the cat.
A captioning we go.What caption will grow?Do you see what I see?Let the captions fly free.
No life?In need of a wife?Money to burn?Crushed and end up in an urn?
OCD piled high?Neat and tidy guy?Where's the wall?Is that all?
Hoarders are us?Trying to build a bus?Failed architect school? The definition of not cool?
I've got an itch?Aren't fleas a bitch?Can you do this?Hope I don't miss?
I'm still watching you?This is a hind leg F U?Flexibility of a cat? Balance that?
Pucker up and die?I believe I can fly?Super back feet?I'll give you treat?
Hole in one?Detention from fun?A tight fit?Go away twit?
Hit the spot?Impressed, I'm not?Going green?Spotted at the scene?
Cat's eye view?I still see you?Claw at the ready?Keeping the tower steady?
The cat could go on all day. But then he'd take most of the captions away. Any pop on in for the win at your looney bin? I kept them short with this spin. Al gets mouthy sometimes at his sea. Hmm, that can also be done by me. I am through with my caption sass. Don't think you can caption my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A captioning we go.What caption will grow?Do you see what I see?Let the captions fly free.
No life?In need of a wife?Money to burn?Crushed and end up in an urn?
OCD piled high?Neat and tidy guy?Where's the wall?Is that all?
Hoarders are us?Trying to build a bus?Failed architect school? The definition of not cool?
I've got an itch?Aren't fleas a bitch?Can you do this?Hope I don't miss?
I'm still watching you?This is a hind leg F U?Flexibility of a cat? Balance that?
Pucker up and die?I believe I can fly?Super back feet?I'll give you treat?
Hole in one?Detention from fun?A tight fit?Go away twit?
Hit the spot?Impressed, I'm not?Going green?Spotted at the scene?
Cat's eye view?I still see you?Claw at the ready?Keeping the tower steady?
The cat could go on all day. But then he'd take most of the captions away. Any pop on in for the win at your looney bin? I kept them short with this spin. Al gets mouthy sometimes at his sea. Hmm, that can also be done by me. I am through with my caption sass. Don't think you can caption my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 8, 2015
Quiltting A Tale Without Fail!
The cat wanted to spin a rip off today. I mean literally spin at my bay. It took some doing though because I really wanted to eat the string at my show. Even though she has nasty snow in her name, the cat will rip off Snowcatcher with this claim.
First I straightened it out.That took a hour, there about.Those things are big.I had to dig and dig.
I flattened a bit more.Pat watched my chore.I just stared at him.He is rather dim.
Now I was ready to work.Work is so not a perk.But I got my string,And began to fling.
See? A new part came due.A pretty flower for you to view.The cat can quilt with ease.It is such a breeze.
Had to make sure it was nice and neat.Can't go missing a beat.It was all well done.So it was time to run.
I jumped to the next spot.Like the green flower a lot?I am the one who did that.I'm just a quilting cat.
I hid my wip though.But now it is ready to show.I just wanted it done.Now you can see it look like the sun.
See? As bright as can be.Doesn't that give glee?Impressed with me?I let the string fly free.
Oops, missed a spot.I fixed that lot.And with that I was done.Quilting is such fun.
The blue was my favorite though.Can't you tell at my show? And then I took a nap.That was a lot of work for this chap.
Can you sew a quilt like the cat? Don't you believe I did all of that? Pffft, the cat did each one. Can't prove otherwise that it wasn't spun. A cat has no thumbs you say? Bah, likely excuse at your bay. The cat is now down teaching a quilting class. I'll go retire from quilting with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
First I straightened it out.That took a hour, there about.Those things are big.I had to dig and dig.
I flattened a bit more.Pat watched my chore.I just stared at him.He is rather dim.
Now I was ready to work.Work is so not a perk.But I got my string,And began to fling.
See? A new part came due.A pretty flower for you to view.The cat can quilt with ease.It is such a breeze.
Had to make sure it was nice and neat.Can't go missing a beat.It was all well done.So it was time to run.
I jumped to the next spot.Like the green flower a lot?I am the one who did that.I'm just a quilting cat.
I hid my wip though.But now it is ready to show.I just wanted it done.Now you can see it look like the sun.
See? As bright as can be.Doesn't that give glee?Impressed with me?I let the string fly free.
Oops, missed a spot.I fixed that lot.And with that I was done.Quilting is such fun.
The blue was my favorite though.Can't you tell at my show? And then I took a nap.That was a lot of work for this chap.
Can you sew a quilt like the cat? Don't you believe I did all of that? Pffft, the cat did each one. Can't prove otherwise that it wasn't spun. A cat has no thumbs you say? Bah, likely excuse at your bay. The cat is now down teaching a quilting class. I'll go retire from quilting with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 7, 2015
Climb Another Set With The Pet!
Today old one eye is here. She really scares my rhyming rear. That eye is just so big. Maybe she should get it a wig? Let's get this show on the road. She may not have much patience being in old mode. Whoops, was I supposed to say that? Shame on the cat.
Old one eye is here,Have no fear.You will learn,To win at every turn.
You have to know,That my eye is a foe.But I still win.Looking like a giant booger isn't a sin.
It can be a migraine though.Had to slip that in, you know.Now I'm through with my little whine.Time we make the stars align.
You have to have steps.Yep, steps and peps.I'll coin that phrase.Could become a craze.
Or peps and steps.That may get yeps.Bad grammar, I know.I am rambling also.
I do that you know.I sure let 'know' flow.Maybe I should work on that repeat word thing.I may wait until next spring.
There are some steps before that.Don't listen to the wretched cat. You can't skip any at all.There is a step wall.
No, that is not like a step kid.That would raise an eye lid.It is concrete for you to climb.How is it I am doing this in rhyme?
What a wretched cat.Did I already say that?Damn, repeating my whine.What a stupid feline.
Where was I?I'm no longer young and spry.You have to help me with that step.Can I get a little step and pep?
The cat had to shut old one eye up. She can go on like a yappy pup. I gave her a picture to ogle after a quick Google. Now she can stare at stairs, just in case anyone cares. Did my step and pep rip off impress? Elsie will never confess. She may curse me with sass. Never fear, it can be taken by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Old one eye is here,Have no fear.You will learn,To win at every turn.
You have to know,That my eye is a foe.But I still win.Looking like a giant booger isn't a sin.
It can be a migraine though.Had to slip that in, you know.Now I'm through with my little whine.Time we make the stars align.
You have to have steps.Yep, steps and peps.I'll coin that phrase.Could become a craze.
Or peps and steps.That may get yeps.Bad grammar, I know.I am rambling also.
I do that you know.I sure let 'know' flow.Maybe I should work on that repeat word thing.I may wait until next spring.
There are some steps before that.Don't listen to the wretched cat. You can't skip any at all.There is a step wall.
No, that is not like a step kid.That would raise an eye lid.It is concrete for you to climb.How is it I am doing this in rhyme?
What a wretched cat.Did I already say that?Damn, repeating my whine.What a stupid feline.
Where was I?I'm no longer young and spry.You have to help me with that step.Can I get a little step and pep?
The cat had to shut old one eye up. She can go on like a yappy pup. I gave her a picture to ogle after a quick Google. Now she can stare at stairs, just in case anyone cares. Did my step and pep rip off impress? Elsie will never confess. She may curse me with sass. Never fear, it can be taken by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 6, 2015
Keepin Things Real With This Deal!
Have to keep up with the redneck ways or you might end up in a daze. Hmmm, maybe reverse that.
Just Keepin' It Real Folks can tell the cat. Such a long winded name though. Anyway, away we go.
Want to kill your mother in law?
Do it without a flaw.
Shoot an armidillo's back,
The bullet will bounce and she'll you'll whack.
Kill bed bugs with ease.
They are worse than fleas.
Set your rental car on fire.
Warning, stay back or you may expire.
Need a neat pet?
A leech is a safe bet.
Let it suck your blood at night.
It will then grow large enough to fight.
Have no more beer?
No need to fear.
Just eat the glass bottle.
Hopefully the ambulance gets there full throttle.
Want to burn your house down?
Can easily then move across town.
Hide dog treats near a stove.
Dog will get them, poof, home a grove.
No need to spin a yarn,
If you want to get yourself a barn.
Steal one that's 100 years old.
That is pure gold.
Want to save on food?
Although it may be rude.
Feed the prison inmates trash.
You'll save money in a flash.
Never trust a GPS.
It can be good I guess.
But it told some to drive off a demolished bridge.
What next? Listening to your fridge?
How you know Google is rad?
Google, "how to escape after robbing a bank" at your pad.
I'm sure you will never get caught.
Pffft, yeah right. In jail you'll rot.
And in a reverse on number one.
Don't joke about a MIL a ton.
She'll hire a hitman to kill you.
Whoops, the hitman was really a cop, who knew?
Yep, each one has come to pass. Don't rednecks have such class? They may just be crazy people though. What do I know? Just keep their stupid mass away from me. I like to stay stupid free. Rather listen to that singing bass. Now I am done with my keepin it real little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Just Keepin' It Real Folks can tell the cat. Such a long winded name though. Anyway, away we go.
Want to kill your mother in law?
Do it without a flaw.
Shoot an armidillo's back,
The bullet will bounce and she'll you'll whack.
Kill bed bugs with ease.
They are worse than fleas.
Set your rental car on fire.
Warning, stay back or you may expire.
Need a neat pet?
A leech is a safe bet.
Let it suck your blood at night.
It will then grow large enough to fight.
Have no more beer?
No need to fear.
Just eat the glass bottle.
Hopefully the ambulance gets there full throttle.
Want to burn your house down?
Can easily then move across town.
Hide dog treats near a stove.
Dog will get them, poof, home a grove.
No need to spin a yarn,
If you want to get yourself a barn.
Steal one that's 100 years old.
That is pure gold.
Want to save on food?
Although it may be rude.
Feed the prison inmates trash.
You'll save money in a flash.
Never trust a GPS.
It can be good I guess.
But it told some to drive off a demolished bridge.
What next? Listening to your fridge?
How you know Google is rad?
Google, "how to escape after robbing a bank" at your pad.
I'm sure you will never get caught.
Pffft, yeah right. In jail you'll rot.
And in a reverse on number one.
Don't joke about a MIL a ton.
She'll hire a hitman to kill you.
Whoops, the hitman was really a cop, who knew?
Yep, each one has come to pass. Don't rednecks have such class? They may just be crazy people though. What do I know? Just keep their stupid mass away from me. I like to stay stupid free. Rather listen to that singing bass. Now I am done with my keepin it real little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 5, 2015
Take A Knee And Let It Flee!
Insecure you say?Damn, still at your bay?Aren't you rid of that?So trying on the cat.
Let's try once more.This can be a chore.Maybe you need a litter box.Bury that insecurity that mocks.
Or umm not.There it could rot.That would smell.Could be a tough sell.
So instead take a knee,Listen to little old me.Then bend around.A stretching will be found.
Now hop to your feet.Hop for a repeat.Hop, hop, hop.Don't you stop.
Okay, now stop.To your knees you drop.A cat stretch for you.Up, down and don't boo hoo.
Now roll on the floor.Roll and roll some more.Watch out for this and that.Don't roll on a cat.
Hope there is no dust.That may give you rust.If you want to throw in lust.Hey, go for it, but not a must.
Now get back to your feet.Don't go for a treat.We still have one more thing,Before you and your food fling.
Spin in place.Have a spinning race.Do it for two minutes at your sea.Now your insecurity will flee.
See? It is as easy as can be. Now more insecurity for thee. You'll have motion sickness though. Keep a bucket handy at your show. You'll be too dizzy to even give sass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 4, 2015
A Rockin Tale As They Wail!
Let's rip off Robyn today. Technically I've done it a few times at my bay. But the cat needs to show women are just as nuts, sitting at home and scratching their butts. Err umm, do they do that? Sure beats the cat.
Homey and delighted to met you
Wow, a fast home maker at your zoo.
Change me and I'll change your face
A rather violent embrace.
Brunette looking for stuff.
My, I bet typing that was tough.
Can U B my 1 and only
You may stay lonely.
Cats are not for me.
Go jump in the sea.
I eat all day long and love it.
It shows, just a bit.
Care to ride my waves?
I'd have to dig two graves.
Giants only please.
So the Braves, Rockies, and Blue Jays just shoot the breeze?
I am here, come and get me
Here or there or...okay, I'll flee.
Crushes in my batter
Err umm, people you splatter?
We interrupt this rip off, only for a few seconds so don't scoff, to bring you a new book from Robyn's nook. That is convenient for that cat. New book and rip off of her blog mat. Hmm, think I planned that? Enough with my chat.
She’s 4 feet, 8 inches of heartfelt ferocity, and nothing can stop this post-pubescent spitfire from claiming her fairytale—not jarring tragedy, not penile incompetence, not even the explosive demise of a new marriage. Not until Robyn finds her happily ever after…alone.
Click Here For A Peer!
And now back to your regularly scheduled rhyme as the cat continues his rip off chime.
The world sucks but date me anyway
That makes me want to play.
Have you heard the latest news?
The blue guy has no shoes?
My mother must approve of you
Mommy issues, you have a few.
Dragging my foot with this
You might be lopsided and find no bliss.
Dream of me and I'll dream of you
What? No actual touching comes due?
Spies are in my soup dish
Did you get that from a dead fish?
Special present just for you
Nope, no std's wanted at my zoo
Try my cooking and you'll be found
I am lost but I'm still around?
Big tim in the town toonight
Don't swing that way day or night
It is okay if you leave the seat up
Are you saying you have other parts, pup?
And there you are once more. Don't you want a date at your shore? I could find them once again. Of course this was 4 months ago at my den. But these winners may be around. Don't they just astound? Seen Robyn's book yet? Great is sure a safe bet. The cat is glad that here there is no such simple lass. That makes me a thankful little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Homey and delighted to met you
Wow, a fast home maker at your zoo.
Change me and I'll change your face
A rather violent embrace.
Brunette looking for stuff.
My, I bet typing that was tough.
Can U B my 1 and only
You may stay lonely.
Cats are not for me.
Go jump in the sea.
I eat all day long and love it.
It shows, just a bit.
Care to ride my waves?
I'd have to dig two graves.
Giants only please.
So the Braves, Rockies, and Blue Jays just shoot the breeze?
I am here, come and get me
Here or there or...okay, I'll flee.
Crushes in my batter
Err umm, people you splatter?
We interrupt this rip off, only for a few seconds so don't scoff, to bring you a new book from Robyn's nook. That is convenient for that cat. New book and rip off of her blog mat. Hmm, think I planned that? Enough with my chat.
She’s 4 feet, 8 inches of heartfelt ferocity, and nothing can stop this post-pubescent spitfire from claiming her fairytale—not jarring tragedy, not penile incompetence, not even the explosive demise of a new marriage. Not until Robyn finds her happily ever after…alone.
Click Here For A Peer!
And now back to your regularly scheduled rhyme as the cat continues his rip off chime.
The world sucks but date me anyway
That makes me want to play.
Have you heard the latest news?
The blue guy has no shoes?
My mother must approve of you
Mommy issues, you have a few.
Dragging my foot with this
You might be lopsided and find no bliss.
Dream of me and I'll dream of you
What? No actual touching comes due?
Spies are in my soup dish
Did you get that from a dead fish?
Special present just for you
Nope, no std's wanted at my zoo
Try my cooking and you'll be found
I am lost but I'm still around?
Big tim in the town toonight
Don't swing that way day or night
It is okay if you leave the seat up
Are you saying you have other parts, pup?
And there you are once more. Don't you want a date at your shore? I could find them once again. Of course this was 4 months ago at my den. But these winners may be around. Don't they just astound? Seen Robyn's book yet? Great is sure a safe bet. The cat is glad that here there is no such simple lass. That makes me a thankful little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 3, 2015
A Wannabe-ing Today At My Bay!
The cat is going to rip off the ninja wannabe today, at least in a way. Care to play with each display? Ninja wannabe likes his blogfests that come due. Can't say I mind them at my zoo. So why not have a few here for you to view.
Sleepy Time!
It is so sublime.
Movies that made you take a nap.
Don't fall for their trap.
Nude or Prude!
A blogfest with attitude.
One movie that shows all,
Another with nothing on the wall.
Pick and Flick!
Will surely do the trick.
Pick an awful movie at your sea,
Then toss it at a tree.
No Cops Allowed!
You can be proud.
A movie with no cops at all.
Can you find one at your hall?
How Low They Sunk!
This will be a slam dunk.
A sequel that was super great,
And then one that deserves all the hate.
Laughing All The Way To The Bank!
Movies that made enough to fill a tank.
They can suck or not.
Most likely few have a plot.
You Can't Do That!
Easy one from the cat.
A movie where in real life you'd die.
Fast and Furious 5,6,7 give that many a try.
Dread In Bed!
When your needs must be fed,
These movies you should not see,
Or you'll get no action for free.
Movies With Cats!
Hmm, low stats.
Cats don't conform,
So they aren't the norm.
Time To Gas Up!
Whether about aliens or a pup,
Pick a movie that deserves a sequel to come due.
There may not be more than a few.
And there you go. I know, no fancy banners at my show. But what the heck. Ten blogfests are now on deck. All about movies too. I did say I was ripping off the ninja wannabe's zoo. Movies must come due. Doesn't bother my zoo. Now I am through with my blogfest pass with my ever so festive little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Sleepy Time!
It is so sublime.
Movies that made you take a nap.
Don't fall for their trap.
Nude or Prude!
A blogfest with attitude.
One movie that shows all,
Another with nothing on the wall.
Pick and Flick!
Will surely do the trick.
Pick an awful movie at your sea,
Then toss it at a tree.
No Cops Allowed!
You can be proud.
A movie with no cops at all.
Can you find one at your hall?
How Low They Sunk!
This will be a slam dunk.
A sequel that was super great,
And then one that deserves all the hate.
Laughing All The Way To The Bank!
Movies that made enough to fill a tank.
They can suck or not.
Most likely few have a plot.
You Can't Do That!
Easy one from the cat.
A movie where in real life you'd die.
Fast and Furious 5,6,7 give that many a try.
Dread In Bed!
When your needs must be fed,
These movies you should not see,
Or you'll get no action for free.
Movies With Cats!
Hmm, low stats.
Cats don't conform,
So they aren't the norm.
Time To Gas Up!
Whether about aliens or a pup,
Pick a movie that deserves a sequel to come due.
There may not be more than a few.
And there you go. I know, no fancy banners at my show. But what the heck. Ten blogfests are now on deck. All about movies too. I did say I was ripping off the ninja wannabe's zoo. Movies must come due. Doesn't bother my zoo. Now I am through with my blogfest pass with my ever so festive little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 2, 2015
Back For You At My Zoo!
The cat showed you a great one a while back. It got all kinds of praise from the pack. The cat will do it once more. Gloria will be thrilled at her shore.
No German colons allowed.
Of those Gloria is proud.
Should I let that go?
I may eat crow.
But that isn't on the plate.
We have to serve your date.
So add in a little salt,
Too much and it's your fault.
Throw in some grit.
It is brown umm shit.
Should I say that while cooking?
Bah, no one is looking.
A pinch of ground,
From that which is around.
Some strands of grass,
They are loved by Cass.
A egg or two.
Don't do three at your zoo.
You may get egg on your face.
It can be worse than mace.
Some bread crumbs are up.
Fill half a cup.
What sized cup?
Do I look like an appeasing pup?
Dump in some liquid stuff.
Make sure you have enough.
It can get mighty dry,
If you don't let the liquid get high.
Then stick it on the windowsill.
Let all the birds get their fill,
As in the smell.
Birds eating it can go to hell.
Now serve on a plate.
You will impress your date.
It's as easy as one, two, three.
Trust little old me.
What is the name?
Why, it's one of fame.
Rhyming ass stew.
Doesn't that impress you?
Are you ready for a taste? Don't let it go to waste. It may not be what it looks like there. But you can trust me, I swear. You will really impress a date and you may even mate. I take no legal stuff if you choke and die though, or five minutes later you really have to go. Gloria may give my rip off sass. That is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No German colons allowed.
Of those Gloria is proud.
Should I let that go?
I may eat crow.
But that isn't on the plate.
We have to serve your date.
So add in a little salt,
Too much and it's your fault.
Throw in some grit.
It is brown umm shit.
Should I say that while cooking?
Bah, no one is looking.
A pinch of ground,
From that which is around.
Some strands of grass,
They are loved by Cass.
A egg or two.
Don't do three at your zoo.
You may get egg on your face.
It can be worse than mace.
Some bread crumbs are up.
Fill half a cup.
What sized cup?
Do I look like an appeasing pup?
Dump in some liquid stuff.
Make sure you have enough.
It can get mighty dry,
If you don't let the liquid get high.
Then stick it on the windowsill.
Let all the birds get their fill,
As in the smell.
Birds eating it can go to hell.
Now serve on a plate.
You will impress your date.
It's as easy as one, two, three.
Trust little old me.
What is the name?
Why, it's one of fame.
Rhyming ass stew.
Doesn't that impress you?
Are you ready for a taste? Don't let it go to waste. It may not be what it looks like there. But you can trust me, I swear. You will really impress a date and you may even mate. I take no legal stuff if you choke and die though, or five minutes later you really have to go. Gloria may give my rip off sass. That is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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