Climb Another Set With The Pet!

Today old one eye is here. She really scares my rhyming rear. That eye is just so big. Maybe she should get it a wig? Let's get this show on the road. She may not have much patience being in old mode. Whoops, was I supposed to say that? Shame on the cat.


 Old one eye is here,Have no fear.You will learn,To win at every turn.
You have to know,That my eye is a foe.But I still win.Looking like a giant booger isn't a sin.
It can be a migraine though.Had to slip that in, you know.Now I'm through with my little whine.Time we make the stars align.
You have to have steps.Yep, steps and peps.I'll coin that phrase.Could become a craze.
Or peps and steps.That may get yeps.Bad grammar, I know.I am rambling also.
I do that you know.I sure let 'know' flow.Maybe I should work on that repeat word thing.I may wait until next spring.
There are some steps before that.Don't listen to the wretched cat. You can't skip any at all.There is a step wall.
No, that is not like a step kid.That would raise an eye lid.It is concrete for you to climb.How is it I am doing this in rhyme?
What a wretched cat.Did I already say that?Damn, repeating my whine.What a stupid feline.
Where was I?I'm no longer young and spry.You have to help me with that step.Can I get a little step and pep?

The cat had to shut old one eye up. She can go on like a yappy pup. I gave her a picture to ogle after a quick Google. Now she can stare at stairs, just in case anyone cares. Did my step and pep rip off impress? Elsie will never confess. She may curse me with sass. Never fear, it can be taken by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.