A Rosey Day Coming Your Way!

The cat has such a giveaway for you. But you better act fast at your zoo. The giveaway is only here for fifteen seconds past tomorrow's tomorrow. I know, that isn't a lot of time and may bring sorrow. How does Rosey do this thing? Oh yes, a testimonial about her bling.

It works like a charm,
It can cause little harm.
You jump and yank,
It's built like a tank.

That thing is wide.
It is easy to ride.
Can you imagine that?
Just follow the cat.

Cassie liked it too.
Nope, not a new loo.
I knew you'd go there.
It's better to this pair.

It is cheap as well.
So you can raise a little hell.
But that is not what it is intended for.
Obviously the cat had to explore.

What else am I supposed to say?
Rosey might be left in dismay.
I have to say more than that.
It is liked by the cat?

Oh yes, this was all me.
My opinion at my sea.
Not any other at all.
I wasn't paid at my hall.

Although that would be nice.
Can't even get it at half price.
Damn, I got screwed.
Isn't that just rude?

Now for the bore,
Here at my shore.
The legal mumbo jumbo.
Don't fly on back Dumbo.

Were you really going to try?
Come now, don't lie.
Dumbo was what I tried.
It was such a fun ride.

Don't believe the cat?
How about that.
It is only $5737.89 a ride,
And so far no one has died.

Care to take a Dumbo ride? Rosey will be filled with pride. The cat followed her place exactly today. What? I messed it up at my bay? Pffft, you just looked at it wrong. I sang the same song. Dumbo and the cat are in a whole other class. I may have made that up on the fly, get it, with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.