Not So Common Anymore From Shore To Shore!

The cat has noticed a trend, and it's not that you humans are around the bend. Nope, it is that common has been lost on you. Common what? Wait for it at my zoo.

One plus one equals two.
Simple as can be.
Cages house animals in the zoo.
Thankfully not wild me.

A car has to be in drive to go.
What? That you didn't know?
Fireflies can glow.
Nope, my nose didn't grow.

Oh what a shame.
No longer things make sense.
Can only find blame,
When adding your 0.00001 cents.

And just in case you're lost,
Or left in the dark.
0.00001 means pointless at all cost,
Less than a dog leaving its mark.

Water can be drank.
It has to go to your mouth.
It can also fill a fish tank.
Even if you live in the south.

Rain is wet.
That you'd didn't know?
Damn, I'm a clever pet,
Or your a bimbo.

Such a waste of space,
That thing between your ears.
Rather make a funny face,
And give a Reality TV bum cheers.

Lost in the dark.
Lost in the light.
Mind stuck in park,
Whether day or night.

What is it you say?
Is the common ready?
Nothing to do with a litter tray.
Now hold on steady.

Common sense is what I mean,
As it is not so common anymore.
Humans are dumber at many a scene,
So maybe call it sense of lore.

Notice how common sense isn't so common anymore? Should they call it rare sense from shore to shore? Then changing the name may confuse a ton. Humans could scream and run. More sense in a singing bass or the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.