The Sick Want To Click!

So with equal rights making the rounds everywhere, as well it should to most at their lair, one more wants to join the club. Animals better watch out the next time you get a belly rub. Know what I'm getting at? It is sickening to the cat. Read an article that seemed legit. I hope though it was written by a twit.

Equal rights for all.
Everyone should stand tall.
No matter the sex or orientation.
"All" now gives some elation.

Zoophiles want to come out.
Them and their trout.
Or maybe horse and such.
They love animals umm much.

They think it is no big deal.
They should be allowed to cop a feel.
Or do more than that.
Have you caught on to the cat?

They want to hump a goat.
They want to do it in a trench coat.
They want animals galore,
Going all humpity hump at their shore.

It's no big deal at all.
Hump animals, short, fat and tall.
Let's make equals rights to such a thing.
It would make an easy spring fling.

Are some humans that sick?
That slow on the uptick?
Yeah let's let animal humpers join in.
Equal rights for the win.

It's only illegal in three-quarters of the states.
The other quarter humans can have animal mates.
Rednecks aren't the only ones.
What happens if an animal gets the runs?

Ewww, erase that thought.
Nasty by a whole friggin lot.
Grossed out yet?
Have a thing for your pet?

Coming soon to a TV near you,
Zoophiles at the zoo.
Zoophiles and their lover.
I'm too old for this shit starring Danny Glover.

I think all are too old for that.
Nastier than stepping in scat.
Humans are as creepy as can be.
Keep your human parts away from me.

I guess equal rights for all can go a bit far. Cover the zoophiles in tar. Then toss them out in the weather and let them get covered in feather by feather. The cat is all for equal rights for each species and such. But going all man loving a horse is a bit much. Know any zoophiles at your sea? I hope they are far away from thee. Creepy zoophiles get no equal rights from me or a singing bass. They can stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.