Pat Hatt's Blog, page 112
August 19, 2016
A What Off Switch Of A Glitch!
What would happen if Sunday became Friday? That would make things go astray. Would it though? We may find out with this What Off show. Marg goes from Easy Like Sunday to Easy Like Friday at her bay.
Easy like Friday?I can play.See? Easy as can be. Sorry, no room for thee.
One easy, one stare. 50/50 at the other lair.Don't mess with the glare.You may lose some hair.
Grumpy face.Creepy doll embrace.This one failed.Easy like Friday wasn't nailed.
A leave me be.Get away from me.A don't chew my tail.Yep, another fail.
5 for one.That is a ton.All staring back.Easy like Friday they don't lack.
One hid his face.Guess he likes his place.Or is camera shy. Still, not a lie.
The tongue stuck out.Hmmm what's that about?Easy to do.So still Easy Like Friday in view.
One that is hairy.The easy must be scary.Peering out and ready to run.I enjoy torturing that one.
Can't get easier than this.An ass pillow for pure bliss. My rump is a little big though?Bah, what do you know.
An easy at the ready.The easy comes steady.But Cassie is ready to go.Never know when there may be a foe.
Hmm so about 50/50 for Easy like Friday. I guess it is only half as good as Sunday's play. Any day you take it 100% easy on? Not when you have to mow the lawn. I did chew the wiener mutt's tail. That is an easy fail. Marg caught me though and used it for an Easy like Friday show. That is so rude with no class. But then again I'm the dog tail chewing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Easy like Friday?I can play.See? Easy as can be. Sorry, no room for thee.
One easy, one stare. 50/50 at the other lair.Don't mess with the glare.You may lose some hair.
Grumpy face.Creepy doll embrace.This one failed.Easy like Friday wasn't nailed.
A leave me be.Get away from me.A don't chew my tail.Yep, another fail.
5 for one.That is a ton.All staring back.Easy like Friday they don't lack.
One hid his face.Guess he likes his place.Or is camera shy. Still, not a lie.
The tongue stuck out.Hmmm what's that about?Easy to do.So still Easy Like Friday in view.
One that is hairy.The easy must be scary.Peering out and ready to run.I enjoy torturing that one.
Can't get easier than this.An ass pillow for pure bliss. My rump is a little big though?Bah, what do you know.
An easy at the ready.The easy comes steady.But Cassie is ready to go.Never know when there may be a foe.
Hmm so about 50/50 for Easy like Friday. I guess it is only half as good as Sunday's play. Any day you take it 100% easy on? Not when you have to mow the lawn. I did chew the wiener mutt's tail. That is an easy fail. Marg caught me though and used it for an Easy like Friday show. That is so rude with no class. But then again I'm the dog tail chewing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 18, 2016
A One Eye'd What Off With No Migraine Scoff!
The cat has old one eye's What Off today. She always has a lot to say. Migraines and stairs get a lot of talk though. What happens when they go? I guess we'll find out. She could get as boring as a trout.
I'm a young one eye, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!
Hello all!
Having a ball!
How about you?
Hope it is true!
Shut up, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!
I'm here!
Never fear!
I came back!
Sharp as a tack!
Shut it, cat!
Go get fat!
Take that!
Now go splat!
I dropped in!
Took a post for a spin!
I have had my say!
Time to play!
Shut up, cat!
Go splat!
Choke on a rat!
Take that!
Saying I'm on break!
A break I take!
A break from a break!
A break double take!
Quiet, cat!
You're a dingbat!
Go suffocate in a hat!
I'll tell Pat!
See you later all!
I will stop in and call!
A break after a break!
I really must take!
Wow, are you still awake? Old one eye can bore with her What Off take. She even had to use exclamation marks every time. I guess she wanted to seem more important than a mime. Wowweee, she is taking another break too. That has to be break one hundred and two to come due. Maybe she better stick to stairs and migraines with each pass. She sure is mean to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I'm a young one eye, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!
Hello all!
Having a ball!
How about you?
Hope it is true!
Shut up, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!
I'm here!
Never fear!
I came back!
Sharp as a tack!
Shut it, cat!
Go get fat!
Take that!
Now go splat!
I dropped in!
Took a post for a spin!
I have had my say!
Time to play!
Shut up, cat!
Go splat!
Choke on a rat!
Take that!
Saying I'm on break!
A break I take!
A break from a break!
A break double take!
Quiet, cat!
You're a dingbat!
Go suffocate in a hat!
I'll tell Pat!
See you later all!
I will stop in and call!
A break after a break!
I really must take!
Wow, are you still awake? Old one eye can bore with her What Off take. She even had to use exclamation marks every time. I guess she wanted to seem more important than a mime. Wowweee, she is taking another break too. That has to be break one hundred and two to come due. Maybe she better stick to stairs and migraines with each pass. She sure is mean to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 17, 2016
A What Off Rut Of The Mutt!
The cat is going to the mutts once more. Oh the things I do at my shore. For Mary has gone crazy at her sea. She no longer does a poetry spree. That just went out the window. Every post is a dog show.
Post #1It was so fun.A dog dressing up.Such a cute pup.
Post #2Three in view.Curled up and staring.One may be glaring.
Post #3An ass to thee.You get the butt,From at least one mutt.
Post #42 take the tour.The other is hiding.Maybe leg hump riding?
Post #5How will they survive.They see something scary.An inquisitive Mary?
Post #6Hmm, same old tricks?Is this a repeat?Those aren't neat.
Post #7It's doggie heaven.Wait, we saw this.Is something a miss?
Post #8A behind fate.Hey, I've smelled that gas.It's the same ass.
Post #9You can't fool the feline.It is the same.A dog crazy dame.
Post #10WTF look at her den.Why are we here once more? What happened to the poetry at your shore?
Geez, Mary really went What Off dog crazy. Even they were getting hazy. Doesn't she have more shots than five? With the same pics for posts how will her blog survive? Dog crazy at your sea? It's okay to tell me. Hmm what was that? Her pics were stolen borrowed by the cat? No way. She went dog crazy at her bay. She must have plenty to scoop in the grass. I won't roll there with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Post #1It was so fun.A dog dressing up.Such a cute pup.
Post #2Three in view.Curled up and staring.One may be glaring.
Post #3An ass to thee.You get the butt,From at least one mutt.
Post #42 take the tour.The other is hiding.Maybe leg hump riding?
Post #5How will they survive.They see something scary.An inquisitive Mary?
Post #6Hmm, same old tricks?Is this a repeat?Those aren't neat.
Post #7It's doggie heaven.Wait, we saw this.Is something a miss?
Post #8A behind fate.Hey, I've smelled that gas.It's the same ass.
Post #9You can't fool the feline.It is the same.A dog crazy dame.
Post #10WTF look at her den.Why are we here once more? What happened to the poetry at your shore?
Geez, Mary really went What Off dog crazy. Even they were getting hazy. Doesn't she have more shots than five? With the same pics for posts how will her blog survive? Dog crazy at your sea? It's okay to tell me. Hmm what was that? Her pics were stolen borrowed by the cat? No way. She went dog crazy at her bay. She must have plenty to scoop in the grass. I won't roll there with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 16, 2016
A What Off Blog With No Fog!
The cat can go anywhere with this for there is a blog amiss. Maybe it is too much work? Bah, could just not be a perk. No matter what though we'll find out with this What Off show. Suza has no blog. She thinks it is a time hog.
Welcome to my place.
See my smiley face?
Yeah, it is fake.
No need to double take.
It has perfect grammar.
Here you can't stammer.
If you come and do,
I'll flush you down the loo.
I stole that from the cat.
But no need to tell him that.
Now let's get on with it.
I don't have time for this shit.
Yeah, I lied to the cat as well.
I don't just say shit where he tends to dwell.
I'll say it here too.
So what are you going to do?
My post for today.
It is quite the display.
I don't leave comments anymore.
I comment by posting at my shore.
That is my post.
A comment for each host.
It's as easy as can be.
There's no captcha to bother me.
This is for the cat.
I chew no fat.
Blue!
That's all I can do.
This is for Betsy.
She really is Petsy.
Cats!
Don't have spats.
This is for Blue.
He gets one too.
Cat!
As in Pat.
I could go on and on,
But no need to con.
Insert name or group here.
Poof! A comment for you did appear.
Hmmm maybe Suza should never have a blog. That would be quite the boring log. Might be interesting to leave comments for people in a post though. Could turn out to be quite the show. May have to try that. Think it can be pulled off by the cat? Bah, if it can by that Suza lass than it can easily by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Welcome to my place.
See my smiley face?
Yeah, it is fake.
No need to double take.
It has perfect grammar.
Here you can't stammer.
If you come and do,
I'll flush you down the loo.
I stole that from the cat.
But no need to tell him that.
Now let's get on with it.
I don't have time for this shit.
Yeah, I lied to the cat as well.
I don't just say shit where he tends to dwell.
I'll say it here too.
So what are you going to do?
My post for today.
It is quite the display.
I don't leave comments anymore.
I comment by posting at my shore.
That is my post.
A comment for each host.
It's as easy as can be.
There's no captcha to bother me.
This is for the cat.
I chew no fat.
Blue!
That's all I can do.
This is for Betsy.
She really is Petsy.
Cats!
Don't have spats.
This is for Blue.
He gets one too.
Cat!
As in Pat.
I could go on and on,
But no need to con.
Insert name or group here.
Poof! A comment for you did appear.
Hmmm maybe Suza should never have a blog. That would be quite the boring log. Might be interesting to leave comments for people in a post though. Could turn out to be quite the show. May have to try that. Think it can be pulled off by the cat? Bah, if it can by that Suza lass than it can easily by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 15, 2016
Sticking It With The What Off Shit!
The beer guys sure stuck it to all today. They went all stick worthy with their What Off display. You may stick your nose up in the air. They are quite the sticky pair.
The cigarette and the stick.Whatever could be this pick?Did you guess cancer stick?Damn, you are slick.
A carrot and a stick. This one is as tough as a brick.Oh wait a moment there.It's the carrot before the stick at their lair.
This one is tough.Brandon looks to be getting rough. He's giving a stick a flick.Oh, it's getting hit with an ugly stick.
This one is easy.Anything but cheesy.Brandon got it too.The shitty end of the stick came due.
Whoopsy on this one.Someone is having fun.The other not so much.Got the short end of the stick and such.
Can you guess?It's quite the mess.Did I hear a head thud?Why it's a stick in the mud.
They are holding hands?Can you see it from the stands?Any storm they can weather.They just need to stick together.
Is that a finger?Is Bryan letting it linger?Are you sure at your joint?It is sure to become a sticking point.
Birds in the air.Shit on a head they dare.Wow, that has to suck.Sticks in your craw with any luck.
And the final one.Can you guess what they spun?No need to get the runs.They are only sticking to their guns.
Wow, they sure stuck it to all today. Did you get each stick display? Are you stuck? Are you going what the fluckity fluck? Watch out for the shitty end of the stick. It can latch on some quick. I think they better stick to non stick men at their sea. That may be a better way to be. I'll stick with passing gas out my non stick little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The cigarette and the stick.Whatever could be this pick?Did you guess cancer stick?Damn, you are slick.
A carrot and a stick. This one is as tough as a brick.Oh wait a moment there.It's the carrot before the stick at their lair.
This one is tough.Brandon looks to be getting rough. He's giving a stick a flick.Oh, it's getting hit with an ugly stick.
This one is easy.Anything but cheesy.Brandon got it too.The shitty end of the stick came due.
Whoopsy on this one.Someone is having fun.The other not so much.Got the short end of the stick and such.
Can you guess?It's quite the mess.Did I hear a head thud?Why it's a stick in the mud.
They are holding hands?Can you see it from the stands?Any storm they can weather.They just need to stick together.
Is that a finger?Is Bryan letting it linger?Are you sure at your joint?It is sure to become a sticking point.
Birds in the air.Shit on a head they dare.Wow, that has to suck.Sticks in your craw with any luck.
And the final one.Can you guess what they spun?No need to get the runs.They are only sticking to their guns.
Wow, they sure stuck it to all today. Did you get each stick display? Are you stuck? Are you going what the fluckity fluck? Watch out for the shitty end of the stick. It can latch on some quick. I think they better stick to non stick men at their sea. That may be a better way to be. I'll stick with passing gas out my non stick little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 14, 2016
A What Off Say Of Crap Here Today!
The cat will give Manzi the floor today. She really wants her What Off say. It seems she had a change of tune. Boy, did she really become a loon.
Step on up.
Be a pup.
Or a sheep.
Join the heap.
Get your shot.
It works a lot.
A really, really lot.
Be a robot.
Worms? What's that?
Bah, talk to a cat.
Or use them for fishing.
Humans getting them is just wishing.
Eat and get fat.
Nothing wrong with that.
Sit on the couch.
Eat crap from a pouch.
Shove it in, shove it in.
It is not a sin.
Nothing wrong with being dumber.
You ate everything already? Bummer.
Don't forget your drink.
You need that Pepsi wink.
Or switch to Coke if you want.
Both are great at any haunt.
Lie on a trampoline.
That will keep you lean.
Yep, get one and lie there.
It's good for you, I swear.
Oh, and doctors are great.
Those GPs are first rate.
Trust everything they say.
They'd never ever lead you astray.
Age gracefully? Pfft to that.
You must be a dingbat.
Don't do anything at all.
Just sit and stare at the wall.
You'll be dead soon anyway.
So why bother to play?
Just watch the wall.
That is all.
Damn, she really went crazy. Follow her What Off advice and things may get hazy. May drop dead from a heart attack rather quick. Ready to be built like a umm brick? Manzi better never go all What Off at her sea or she may cause a death spree. Hey, could keep the population down in mass. Stopping the dumb people from breeding doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Step on up.
Be a pup.
Or a sheep.
Join the heap.
Get your shot.
It works a lot.
A really, really lot.
Be a robot.
Worms? What's that?
Bah, talk to a cat.
Or use them for fishing.
Humans getting them is just wishing.
Eat and get fat.
Nothing wrong with that.
Sit on the couch.
Eat crap from a pouch.
Shove it in, shove it in.
It is not a sin.
Nothing wrong with being dumber.
You ate everything already? Bummer.
Don't forget your drink.
You need that Pepsi wink.
Or switch to Coke if you want.
Both are great at any haunt.
Lie on a trampoline.
That will keep you lean.
Yep, get one and lie there.
It's good for you, I swear.
Oh, and doctors are great.
Those GPs are first rate.
Trust everything they say.
They'd never ever lead you astray.
Age gracefully? Pfft to that.
You must be a dingbat.
Don't do anything at all.
Just sit and stare at the wall.
You'll be dead soon anyway.
So why bother to play?
Just watch the wall.
That is all.
Damn, she really went crazy. Follow her What Off advice and things may get hazy. May drop dead from a heart attack rather quick. Ready to be built like a umm brick? Manzi better never go all What Off at her sea or she may cause a death spree. Hey, could keep the population down in mass. Stopping the dumb people from breeding doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 13, 2016
A #1 Plank Goes To The What Off Bank!
The cat will give Hank the What Off spotlight today. He sure likes his number one play. Except when Blue or Suza gets in the way. Then he may not have a nice day. But what if #100 was his thing? Would he be the #100 king?
Comments galore,
Are needed at my shore.
But what if it's a slow day?
How will Hank get his #100 say?
The Tragic Of The Magic!
Gullible falls prey real quick
But some do work
Done by mere quirks
Fooled by their bag of tricks
Three More To Add To The Lore!
4 more for the month to up the score
Told you so
Coming nearer
100 will eventually be just a no.
Just keep the good flag flying
Prolific Pat and Cat combining
It's fantastic
It's no mystic
Are in for something astounding
In a Rut with 15 What
15 mins it takes to start
Whatever occasion
Or what situations
Guide to those who are smart
Really really kinda dealy
Rhyming can be done freely
Free country
Play it nicely
Should be acceptable and easy
A Jefigoop Comes To Have A Poop!
Well, what do you know, 52 kid's books
Has to come with a shoe
All colors and not just blue
Congrats Pat! 100 coming so little time it took!
The Big And Grand Want A Hand!
A Big TV calls for great many fans
Some are die-hard
Some are smarts
They give support with loud rants
A rush job
Nearly flopped
No.#100 he..he
3rd time lucky!
Damn, look at him go.
He commented high and low,
Just to make #100 come due.
Think he'll blame his phone for it at his zoo?
Hmmm, Hank may run out of steam if every post was a #100 dream. He may need to stick to getting #1. Hey, at least he gave some shout outs to books under our sun. What? The cat stole his comments from long ago? Pffft don't believe such a thing at your show. Hank came and went for #100 with a comment mass. You can trust my What Off-ing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Comments galore,
Are needed at my shore.
But what if it's a slow day?
How will Hank get his #100 say?
The Tragic Of The Magic!
Gullible falls prey real quick
But some do work
Done by mere quirks
Fooled by their bag of tricks
Three More To Add To The Lore!
4 more for the month to up the score
Told you so
Coming nearer
100 will eventually be just a no.
Just keep the good flag flying
Prolific Pat and Cat combining
It's fantastic
It's no mystic
Are in for something astounding
In a Rut with 15 What
15 mins it takes to start
Whatever occasion
Or what situations
Guide to those who are smart
Really really kinda dealy
Rhyming can be done freely
Free country
Play it nicely
Should be acceptable and easy
A Jefigoop Comes To Have A Poop!
Well, what do you know, 52 kid's books
Has to come with a shoe
All colors and not just blue
Congrats Pat! 100 coming so little time it took!
The Big And Grand Want A Hand!
A Big TV calls for great many fans
Some are die-hard
Some are smarts
They give support with loud rants
A rush job
Nearly flopped
No.#100 he..he
3rd time lucky!
Damn, look at him go.
He commented high and low,
Just to make #100 come due.
Think he'll blame his phone for it at his zoo?
Hmmm, Hank may run out of steam if every post was a #100 dream. He may need to stick to getting #1. Hey, at least he gave some shout outs to books under our sun. What? The cat stole his comments from long ago? Pffft don't believe such a thing at your show. Hank came and went for #100 with a comment mass. You can trust my What Off-ing little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 12, 2016
A Flip Of The Gate With Halloween Hate!
What if the Halloween Nazi was not one at all? What if she gave it a hateful call? That would sure be a flip. All the kiddies would jump ship. They'd never go there as they may get poisoned at her lair.
Halloween? That day?
Who needs that shit?
Just there to take pay,
And make kids unfit.
Dressing up they try.
But they are already scary.
So away they can fly.
Whether something dead, sparkly or hairy.
You'll get nothing here.
No decorations at all.
Go and shed a tear.
Give 911 a call.
I won't change.
Halloween is dumb.
Who needs the crap people rearrange?
Just work for me and then some.
Abolish the day.
Wipe it off the map.
There has to be a way.
Don't fall for its trap.
What? This candy?
It is all mine.
It may be handy,
But I'd rather give it to a feline.
Trick or treat?
I'll show you a trick.
Here, take this, eat!
Now I've made you sick.
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
I so hate this day.
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
But I'll play my way.
What? I'm a witch?
Didn't you hear me?
Go play in the ditch.
Halloween gives me no glee.
Erase the day.
Get out of my way.
But if you play,
I'll make you pay.
Hmmm, Theresa may still be a Halloween nut. She would just be the opposite with my What Off rut. Or she could be a witch at her zoo. Scared she may poison you? Better watch out for the Halloween Nazi either way. She may make you turn old and gray. Or her treats may just give you a bad case of gas. I just think I'll avoid her with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Halloween? That day?
Who needs that shit?
Just there to take pay,
And make kids unfit.
Dressing up they try.
But they are already scary.
So away they can fly.
Whether something dead, sparkly or hairy.
You'll get nothing here.
No decorations at all.
Go and shed a tear.
Give 911 a call.
I won't change.
Halloween is dumb.
Who needs the crap people rearrange?
Just work for me and then some.
Abolish the day.
Wipe it off the map.
There has to be a way.
Don't fall for its trap.
What? This candy?
It is all mine.
It may be handy,
But I'd rather give it to a feline.
Trick or treat?
I'll show you a trick.
Here, take this, eat!
Now I've made you sick.
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
I so hate this day.
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
But I'll play my way.
What? I'm a witch?
Didn't you hear me?
Go play in the ditch.
Halloween gives me no glee.
Erase the day.
Get out of my way.
But if you play,
I'll make you pay.
Hmmm, Theresa may still be a Halloween nut. She would just be the opposite with my What Off rut. Or she could be a witch at her zoo. Scared she may poison you? Better watch out for the Halloween Nazi either way. She may make you turn old and gray. Or her treats may just give you a bad case of gas. I just think I'll avoid her with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 11, 2016
A What Off Show With Pics Aglow!
Betsy is always taking pictures at her sea. She even does it and avoids a ditch spree. That is talent there. But what about the ones she has to spare? For the What Off today it is what would be if Betsy just showed the throw away shots at her bay.
A ball that can spin.Wow, that is a win.But it has no cat.We can't have that.
It's an empty bed.Wow, come rest your head.There is no cat. I guess we can have that.
An almost empty box.Doesn't have any locks.That means a fish got in.That is a sin.
Food for me.Come and see.Wowee, isn't it grand?Food in my land.
A big litter box.That has to curls your socks.Or would that be toes?Who knows.
What came from the litter.Hmm that will make some bitter.Just open the cashew jar.The smell shall carry far.
An empty hole.That fits the goal.Nothing there to see. Doesn't it impress thee?
Some water to drink.Woweee, what do you think?It sure can impress.Just look at that litter mess.
And for your viewing pleasure.A pic you can't measure.Here is Cassie's ass. Wow, Betsy has no class.
Wait! It was Pat?We outed him where we are at. Damn, Betsy got off scott free,With her throw away shot spree.
Don't you want to see throw away shots from one and all? They could grace many a hall. Betsy's What Off proved that. Even if they were shots by Pat. Like you've never accidentally gotten a pic of a cat's rear end. Maybe it will be a growing trend? That would be sad to come to pass. Hey, at least it wasn't my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A ball that can spin.Wow, that is a win.But it has no cat.We can't have that.
It's an empty bed.Wow, come rest your head.There is no cat. I guess we can have that.
An almost empty box.Doesn't have any locks.That means a fish got in.That is a sin.
Food for me.Come and see.Wowee, isn't it grand?Food in my land.
A big litter box.That has to curls your socks.Or would that be toes?Who knows.
What came from the litter.Hmm that will make some bitter.Just open the cashew jar.The smell shall carry far.
An empty hole.That fits the goal.Nothing there to see. Doesn't it impress thee?
Some water to drink.Woweee, what do you think?It sure can impress.Just look at that litter mess.
And for your viewing pleasure.A pic you can't measure.Here is Cassie's ass. Wow, Betsy has no class.
Wait! It was Pat?We outed him where we are at. Damn, Betsy got off scott free,With her throw away shot spree.
Don't you want to see throw away shots from one and all? They could grace many a hall. Betsy's What Off proved that. Even if they were shots by Pat. Like you've never accidentally gotten a pic of a cat's rear end. Maybe it will be a growing trend? That would be sad to come to pass. Hey, at least it wasn't my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
August 10, 2016
The Redneck Way Gone Astray!
Pat is over here. Come for a peer.
The redneck keeps it real today as she gets a What Off display. Did you ever wonder what her blog would be like if drinking were to take a hike? Well now you will know. May not want to though.
My alcohol is gone.
Wine out on the lawn.
Time for a new day.
Shed the redneck way.
Oh look, a cute story.
I'll show it in its glory.
Baby says its first word.
What a cute little turd.
Awww, I have to share this.
It just brings poor bliss.
Fireman saves cat in tree.
He never even got stung by a bee.
What about this?
You really can't miss.
A kid holding a hand to cross the street.
Such a story can't be beat.
Santa is out hearing wishes.
I just did the dishes.
Isn't it fun to be merry?
No need to showcase the scary.
Isn't this nice?
No wacky dice.
Just a nice and wholesome time.
It can even rhyme.
You want more?
I've got some in store.
Just keep reading.
More are seeding.
Like a stranger's kiss.
It brought on bliss.
The dog thought so anyway.
It humped the old and grey.
Forget condoms and lube.
You won't see this on the tube.
Super glue makes them get stuck.
That is one long umm game of pass the buck?
Oh, dam, I kida lied.
Wine i maay haav spied.
Whoo neds holsome anyway.
The reedneck isss hereeee too stay.
Not even a What Off lasted long with her. I guess the wacky makes her purr. You can't go giving the wholesome crap or she may go take a nap. Or just get drunk more. Who knows what she has hidden in each drawer. Plus it would be boring with no wacky sass. But now you know thanks to the What Off from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
The redneck keeps it real today as she gets a What Off display. Did you ever wonder what her blog would be like if drinking were to take a hike? Well now you will know. May not want to though.
My alcohol is gone.
Wine out on the lawn.
Time for a new day.
Shed the redneck way.
Oh look, a cute story.
I'll show it in its glory.
Baby says its first word.
What a cute little turd.
Awww, I have to share this.
It just brings poor bliss.
Fireman saves cat in tree.
He never even got stung by a bee.
What about this?
You really can't miss.
A kid holding a hand to cross the street.
Such a story can't be beat.
Santa is out hearing wishes.
I just did the dishes.
Isn't it fun to be merry?
No need to showcase the scary.
Isn't this nice?
No wacky dice.
Just a nice and wholesome time.
It can even rhyme.
You want more?
I've got some in store.
Just keep reading.
More are seeding.
Like a stranger's kiss.
It brought on bliss.
The dog thought so anyway.
It humped the old and grey.
Forget condoms and lube.
You won't see this on the tube.
Super glue makes them get stuck.
That is one long umm game of pass the buck?
Oh, dam, I kida lied.
Wine i maay haav spied.
Whoo neds holsome anyway.
The reedneck isss hereeee too stay.
Not even a What Off lasted long with her. I guess the wacky makes her purr. You can't go giving the wholesome crap or she may go take a nap. Or just get drunk more. Who knows what she has hidden in each drawer. Plus it would be boring with no wacky sass. But now you know thanks to the What Off from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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