A What Off Say Of Crap Here Today!

The cat will give Manzi the floor today. She really wants her What Off say. It seems she had a change of tune. Boy, did she really become a loon.

Step on up.
Be a pup.
Or a sheep.
Join the heap.

Get your shot.
It works a lot.
A really, really lot.
Be a robot.

Worms? What's that?
Bah, talk to a cat.
Or use them for fishing.
Humans getting them is just wishing.

Eat and get fat.
Nothing wrong with that.
Sit on the couch.
Eat crap from a pouch.

Shove it in, shove it in.
It is not a sin.
Nothing wrong with being dumber.
You ate everything already? Bummer.

Don't forget your drink.
You need that Pepsi wink.
Or switch to Coke if you want.
Both are great at any haunt.

Lie on a trampoline.
That will keep you lean.
Yep, get one and lie there.
It's good for you, I swear.

Oh, and doctors are great.
Those GPs are first rate.
Trust everything they say.
They'd never ever lead you astray.

Age gracefully? Pfft to that.
You must be a dingbat.
Don't do anything at all.
Just sit and stare at the wall.

You'll be dead soon anyway.
So why bother to play?
Just watch the wall.
That is all.

Damn, she really went crazy. Follow her What Off advice and things may get hazy. May drop dead from a heart attack rather quick. Ready to be built like a umm brick? Manzi better never go all What Off at her sea or she may cause a death spree. Hey, could keep the population down in mass. Stopping the dumb people from breeding doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.