Sticking It With The What Off Shit!

The beer guys sure stuck it to all today. They went all stick worthy with their What Off display. You may stick your nose up in the air. They are quite the sticky pair.


 The cigarette and the stick.Whatever could be this pick?Did you guess cancer stick?Damn, you are slick.

A carrot and a stick. This one is as tough as a brick.Oh wait a moment there.It's the carrot before the stick at their lair.

This one is tough.Brandon looks to be getting rough. He's giving a stick a flick.Oh, it's getting hit with an ugly stick.

This one is easy.Anything but cheesy.Brandon got it too.The shitty end of the stick came due.

Whoopsy on this one.Someone is having fun.The other not so much.Got the short end of the stick and such.

Can you guess?It's quite the mess.Did I hear a head thud?Why it's a stick in the mud.

 They are holding hands?Can you see it from the stands?Any storm they can weather.They just need to stick together.

Is that a finger?Is Bryan letting it linger?Are you sure at your joint?It is sure to become a sticking point.

Birds in the air.Shit on a head they dare.Wow, that has to suck.Sticks in your craw with any luck.

And the final one.Can you guess what they spun?No need to get the runs.They are only sticking to their guns.
Wow, they sure stuck it to all today. Did you get each stick display? Are you stuck? Are you going what the fluckity fluck? Watch out for the shitty end of the stick. It can latch on some quick. I think they better stick to non stick men at their sea. That may be a better way to be. I'll stick with passing gas out my non stick little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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Published on August 15, 2016 03:00
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