A Flip Of The Gate With Halloween Hate!

What if the Halloween Nazi was not one at all? What if she gave it a hateful call? That would sure be a flip. All the kiddies would jump ship. They'd never go there as they may get poisoned at her lair.

Halloween? That day?
Who needs that shit?
Just there to take pay,
And make kids unfit.

Dressing up they try.
But they are already scary.
So away they can fly.
Whether something dead, sparkly or hairy.

You'll get nothing here.
No decorations at all.
Go and shed a tear.
Give 911 a call.

I won't change.
Halloween is dumb.
Who needs the crap people rearrange?
Just work for me and then some.

Abolish the day.
Wipe it off the map.
There has to be a way.
Don't fall for its trap.

What? This candy?
It is all mine.
It may be handy,
But I'd rather give it to a feline.

Trick or treat?
I'll show you a trick.
Here, take this, eat!
Now I've made you sick.

Cackle, cackle, cackle.
I so hate this day.
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
But I'll play my way.

What? I'm a witch?
Didn't you hear me?
Go play in the ditch.
Halloween gives me no glee.

Erase the day.
Get out of my way.
But if you play,
I'll make you pay.

Hmmm, Theresa may still be a Halloween nut. She would just be the opposite with my What Off rut. Or she could be a witch at her zoo. Scared she may poison you? Better watch out for the Halloween Nazi either way. She may make you turn old and gray. Or her treats may just give you a bad case of gas. I just think I'll avoid her with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.