A One Eye'd What Off With No Migraine Scoff!

The cat has old one eye's What Off today. She always has a lot to say. Migraines and stairs get a lot of talk though. What happens when they go? I guess we'll find out. She could get as boring as a trout.

I'm a young one eye, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!

Hello all!
Having a ball!
How about you?
Hope it is true!

Shut up, cat!
Take that!
Wretched cat!
Go splat!

I'm here!
Never fear!
I came back!
Sharp as a tack!

Shut it, cat!
Go get fat!
Take that!
Now go splat!

I dropped in!
Took a post for a spin!
I have had my say!
Time to play!

Shut up, cat!
Go splat!
Choke on a rat!
Take that!

Saying I'm on break!
A break I take!
A break from a break!
A break double take!

Quiet, cat!
You're a dingbat!
Go suffocate in a hat!
I'll tell Pat!

See you later all!
I will stop in and call!
A break after a break!
I really must take!

Wow, are you still awake? Old one eye can bore with her What Off take. She even had to use exclamation marks every time. I guess she wanted to seem more important than a mime. Wowweee, she is taking another break too. That has to be break one hundred and two to come due. Maybe she better stick to stairs and migraines with each pass. She sure is mean to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.