Pat Hatt's Blog, page 116
July 10, 2016
Not A Con When Gravity's Gone!
I was reading how fun it would be if gravity wasn't a thing. Hmmm, let's go with that at our wing. It may not be so fun. The cat will shine light on it for everyone.
If gravity failed,
As in it wasn't here.
Life would be curtailed,
And say bye to Earth's sphere.
You'd float far up.
You may not stop.
That would be a hiccup,
As you'd never drop.
You'd suffocate then burn.
Hey, suppose that would save,
You wouldn't need an urn,
Or some new grave.
But that would be later,
Some would be toast before.
For up floats a gator,
Eaten at your shore.
Animals galore float.
You're not the only one.
From gator to goat,
And you can't run.
Then if you have dental work,
That could screw you.
For when you give a smirk,
Death may come due.
Those fillings go through your brain.
That would sure suck.
But there would be little pain,
As you'd be a dead duck.
Trees would fly,
If the roots are bad.
Cars would give it a try,
No room would be had.
Billions of things would be up,
The sky would be filled.
Even a cat or pup.
Are you still thrilled?
I didn't think so.
Rather it stay as is.
No need for a floating show,
With the gravity biz.
Ever think of that? Think gravity changing would be fun where you're at? What seems fun may surely not be so. At least you'd get some flying cars though. Death by dental work would sure suck. Well kept teeth would be in luck. Until eaten by a gator or something. Could also get killed by bling. I'll stick to my feet on the grass. It is much safer for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
If gravity failed,
As in it wasn't here.
Life would be curtailed,
And say bye to Earth's sphere.
You'd float far up.
You may not stop.
That would be a hiccup,
As you'd never drop.
You'd suffocate then burn.
Hey, suppose that would save,
You wouldn't need an urn,
Or some new grave.
But that would be later,
Some would be toast before.
For up floats a gator,
Eaten at your shore.
Animals galore float.
You're not the only one.
From gator to goat,
And you can't run.
Then if you have dental work,
That could screw you.
For when you give a smirk,
Death may come due.
Those fillings go through your brain.
That would sure suck.
But there would be little pain,
As you'd be a dead duck.
Trees would fly,
If the roots are bad.
Cars would give it a try,
No room would be had.
Billions of things would be up,
The sky would be filled.
Even a cat or pup.
Are you still thrilled?
I didn't think so.
Rather it stay as is.
No need for a floating show,
With the gravity biz.
Ever think of that? Think gravity changing would be fun where you're at? What seems fun may surely not be so. At least you'd get some flying cars though. Death by dental work would sure suck. Well kept teeth would be in luck. Until eaten by a gator or something. Could also get killed by bling. I'll stick to my feet on the grass. It is much safer for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 9, 2016
From Dingbats, But You Have Cats!
Some humans are rather strange. They are sure off the range. They aren't just out there. They have left the planet at their lair. The martians can keep them all. But they do make for a post at our hall.
Pat was a pinch hitter,
Cassie got a little bitter.
I gave a hiss and spit,
But quickly got over it.
We had to dog sit.
Yeah, that deserves a fit.
Then I ran with the mutt.
Cassie smacked her when she came near her butt.
Pat even left us alone.
That's when he heard the tone.
"Dog sitting? But you have cats."
Oh, the brain cells of dingbats.
You can't have a dog with cats.
That is like cats and rats.
Cats don't get along with strange dogs.
That just isn't in the logs.
The dog will hurt the cats.
It's in the stats.
The cats may scratch the dog.
No, I'm not drunk on eggnog.
Pffft I said to that dingbat.
No dog will defeat the cat.
But getting along is fine.
By me, and plenty a feline.
Plenty a mutt gets along too.
She didn't have a clue.
Thought it was so bad,
That we went to a dog's pad.
Pffft nuts are nuts.
They can sniff dog butts.
Cats and dogs get along fine,
With the right mutt or feline.
Or with a little extra work,
Getting along can be a perk.
Depends on the mutt or cat.
Fine where we are at.
I ran and played.
Around Cassie laid.
Neither were scared,
And from death all were spared.
Is there anyone besides a child and maybe some nut who grew up in the wild that thinks cats and dogs can't get along? Just look at Youtube as plenty play to a song. Both can get along and have fun or at least tolerate each other as around we run. Pat pfffft-ed in her face too. I don't think she liked that coming due. No pics though came to pass, Pat was too busy watching, so I wouldn't open the door, eat string, etc., my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Pat was a pinch hitter,
Cassie got a little bitter.
I gave a hiss and spit,
But quickly got over it.
We had to dog sit.
Yeah, that deserves a fit.
Then I ran with the mutt.
Cassie smacked her when she came near her butt.
Pat even left us alone.
That's when he heard the tone.
"Dog sitting? But you have cats."
Oh, the brain cells of dingbats.
You can't have a dog with cats.
That is like cats and rats.
Cats don't get along with strange dogs.
That just isn't in the logs.
The dog will hurt the cats.
It's in the stats.
The cats may scratch the dog.
No, I'm not drunk on eggnog.
Pffft I said to that dingbat.
No dog will defeat the cat.
But getting along is fine.
By me, and plenty a feline.
Plenty a mutt gets along too.
She didn't have a clue.
Thought it was so bad,
That we went to a dog's pad.
Pffft nuts are nuts.
They can sniff dog butts.
Cats and dogs get along fine,
With the right mutt or feline.
Or with a little extra work,
Getting along can be a perk.
Depends on the mutt or cat.
Fine where we are at.
I ran and played.
Around Cassie laid.
Neither were scared,
And from death all were spared.
Is there anyone besides a child and maybe some nut who grew up in the wild that thinks cats and dogs can't get along? Just look at Youtube as plenty play to a song. Both can get along and have fun or at least tolerate each other as around we run. Pat pfffft-ed in her face too. I don't think she liked that coming due. No pics though came to pass, Pat was too busy watching, so I wouldn't open the door, eat string, etc., my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 8, 2016
A Don't Know On The Go!
The cat found another one that needs a run. Actually Manzi said to give this one a go, so blame her for the below. No need to get jealous as can be as not going all Neko Random's sea.
A little don't know,
With this flow.
I don't know much,
And know a touch.
A little about a lot,
Can be hot to trot.
A lot about a little,
Won't make your brain brittle.
Is that how that goes?
Bah, who really knows.
Wait, I know who.
Adam knows at his zoo.
Which Adam though?
Beats me at my show.
There are many around.
Throw a penny an Adam can be found.
No pennies here.
A nickel I fear.
That may get expensive in the end.
So no money throwing trend.
Where was I?
Right, the Adam guy.
A little I don't know,
All wrapped in a bow.
Don't know him from Adam.
Even if it is a madam?
What happens if it is a her?
Does that make you or Adam purr?
Maybe then you don't want to know.
You just want to umm row?
Hey, it could be fun.
A rowboat out in the sun.
Can any Adam tell the don't know?
Maybe I should ask a crow?
That is a lot of pressure to put on everyone.
The Adam's must not find that fun.
At least they have one up on Jose,
As he can never play.
So do you know him from Adam today?
Did I get a no way Jose?
Know where the saying comes from? If you know an Adam does that make the saying dumb? Then you'd kinda be lying about the last part. Maybe Adams take the saying to heart. I'll go and ask the singing bass, but I don't expect him to be helpful to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
A little don't know,
With this flow.
I don't know much,
And know a touch.
A little about a lot,
Can be hot to trot.
A lot about a little,
Won't make your brain brittle.
Is that how that goes?
Bah, who really knows.
Wait, I know who.
Adam knows at his zoo.
Which Adam though?
Beats me at my show.
There are many around.
Throw a penny an Adam can be found.
No pennies here.
A nickel I fear.
That may get expensive in the end.
So no money throwing trend.
Where was I?
Right, the Adam guy.
A little I don't know,
All wrapped in a bow.
Don't know him from Adam.
Even if it is a madam?
What happens if it is a her?
Does that make you or Adam purr?
Maybe then you don't want to know.
You just want to umm row?
Hey, it could be fun.
A rowboat out in the sun.
Can any Adam tell the don't know?
Maybe I should ask a crow?
That is a lot of pressure to put on everyone.
The Adam's must not find that fun.
At least they have one up on Jose,
As he can never play.
So do you know him from Adam today?
Did I get a no way Jose?
Know where the saying comes from? If you know an Adam does that make the saying dumb? Then you'd kinda be lying about the last part. Maybe Adams take the saying to heart. I'll go and ask the singing bass, but I don't expect him to be helpful to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 7, 2016
A Mini Ninja Paw Lays Down The Law!
The cat was out and about when it seems Mini Alex dug himself out. I guess I wasn't keeping a watchful eye and he got out of the litter box stinking sky high. But that didn't last as he couldn't run fast.
Come here.You've nothing to fear.Already smell like my rear. Don't give me that ninja peer.
Whoops, all head. What's that you said?I think you got some of me on you.Guess you have clumping action too.
A ninja attack?Don't hold back.Bring it on. Don't be a pawn.
Ninja kick?My, that was slick.Especially with no legs.That like round hole square pegs?
Ninja spin?Damn, I though that would win.You were so fast I didn't see it.Why aren't you a ninja hit?
Ninja slap?Just don't accidentally crap.Getting that on my paw,Is against every law.
Ninja twist?Can't get off my wrist?Does that make you twist and shout?Come now, don't ninja pout.
Ninja stare?Umm is that rare? You kinda look the same.Ninja stare is a bit lame.
Ninja vanish? Mean something else in Spanish?You still seem to be here.Again with that peer.
Ninja clones?My, aren't they bare bones.Sure looks bad to the bone.Strike a funny bone at the tone?
I guess I'd be pissed too if I was buried in the litter at our zoo. At least now he's free and can take a shower at his sea. May need to take quite a few. Too bad he can't go "Ninja Clean" on cue. That must be a defective clone. Good of him to throw buried mini Alex a bone. What? The cat is nuts you say? Didn't you know that at my bay? All that work deserves a roll in the grass. Ninjas can sure wear out the paws of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Come here.You've nothing to fear.Already smell like my rear. Don't give me that ninja peer.
Whoops, all head. What's that you said?I think you got some of me on you.Guess you have clumping action too.
A ninja attack?Don't hold back.Bring it on. Don't be a pawn.
Ninja kick?My, that was slick.Especially with no legs.That like round hole square pegs?
Ninja spin?Damn, I though that would win.You were so fast I didn't see it.Why aren't you a ninja hit?
Ninja slap?Just don't accidentally crap.Getting that on my paw,Is against every law.
Ninja twist?Can't get off my wrist?Does that make you twist and shout?Come now, don't ninja pout.
Ninja stare?Umm is that rare? You kinda look the same.Ninja stare is a bit lame.
Ninja vanish? Mean something else in Spanish?You still seem to be here.Again with that peer.
Ninja clones?My, aren't they bare bones.Sure looks bad to the bone.Strike a funny bone at the tone?
I guess I'd be pissed too if I was buried in the litter at our zoo. At least now he's free and can take a shower at his sea. May need to take quite a few. Too bad he can't go "Ninja Clean" on cue. That must be a defective clone. Good of him to throw buried mini Alex a bone. What? The cat is nuts you say? Didn't you know that at my bay? All that work deserves a roll in the grass. Ninjas can sure wear out the paws of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 6, 2016
Stick Out A Sign And It Will Be Fine!
Still have it?Maybe a bit?No problem at all. It'll be gone after this call.
Or would that be verse?Now no need to curse.Verse or call.I'll get rid of it all.
You see that big hole?It may house a mole.Now it houses part of you.Hmm, get my drift at my zoo?
You see the dump?Trash in many a lump.They are piled high.A piece of you went there to die.
That volcano is big.You can dance a jig.Lava may flow,But away a piece did go.
You see that loo?It is public and super eww.Down a piece went.No need to get bent.
My litter box works.It has perks.Buried and gone.Nope, not a con.
What is it?What is this bit?Read the badge?Don't be a cadge.
Be free of it.Every little bit.Easy as can be.No insecurity for thee.
Why is that?You stopped it flat.You sent it on a one way vacation,To a rather miserable pumping station.
There you are. Can ship it by train, plane or car. Your insecurity can take a vacation somewhere that is as nasty as can be. Doesn't that work for thee? There it will get lost like the scent of my gas. Hey, it gets lost eventually from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 5, 2016
Now And Then At My Den!
Are you ready for the now? I don't think so somehow. So are you ready for the then? It may be too much for your pen. Maybe the "and" is it? Could we find out after a bit?
Now and then,
Said at my den.
Said by you,
More than a time or two.
At least by most,
From coast to coast.
Stole Blue's line.
Sure that will be fine.
Is it now and then?
Like a chicken and hen?
Or then and now?
Don't have a cow.
When is it said?
When in comes the dread?
When in comes the happy?
Both get people flappy.
It happens every now and then.
So like an attack by Ben?
We can't have that.
Rats can't come after the cat.
When did it happen then?
Can you answer at your den?
Did it really happen now?
I'm not sure somehow.
Now is now until it isn't now.
Did that just wow?
Now is then when now is said.
Am I hurting your head?
So there is no now just then.
Or maybe now lasts for minutes by the ten.
Beats the heck out of me.
But can it be now and then at one's sea?
I stubbed my toe yesterday.
Oh it happens every now and then at my bay.
It didn't happen now just then.
See? Only then should come off your pen.
So it's then and then when done.
Doesn't sound as fun.
Then and that could come due?
Or that and then to bug Betsy's zoo.
Get my now and then? Then you may be confused at your den. Maybe a then and now can raise an eyebrow. I could do a backwards reboot at my sea. Yeah, no stooping so low for me. They don't happen now and then with any pass. But I guess I'm a rhyming now and then little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Now and then,
Said at my den.
Said by you,
More than a time or two.
At least by most,
From coast to coast.
Stole Blue's line.
Sure that will be fine.
Is it now and then?
Like a chicken and hen?
Or then and now?
Don't have a cow.
When is it said?
When in comes the dread?
When in comes the happy?
Both get people flappy.
It happens every now and then.
So like an attack by Ben?
We can't have that.
Rats can't come after the cat.
When did it happen then?
Can you answer at your den?
Did it really happen now?
I'm not sure somehow.
Now is now until it isn't now.
Did that just wow?
Now is then when now is said.
Am I hurting your head?
So there is no now just then.
Or maybe now lasts for minutes by the ten.
Beats the heck out of me.
But can it be now and then at one's sea?
I stubbed my toe yesterday.
Oh it happens every now and then at my bay.
It didn't happen now just then.
See? Only then should come off your pen.
So it's then and then when done.
Doesn't sound as fun.
Then and that could come due?
Or that and then to bug Betsy's zoo.
Get my now and then? Then you may be confused at your den. Maybe a then and now can raise an eyebrow. I could do a backwards reboot at my sea. Yeah, no stooping so low for me. They don't happen now and then with any pass. But I guess I'm a rhyming now and then little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 4, 2016
Not Writing As Fireworks Are Igniting!
The cat knows you use the holiday and those sparkly things as an excuse. Maybe even off drinking some cactus juice. Or sitting in the sun. All summer you use that one. But there are more important excuses to be had for why you aren't writing at your pad.
Why don't you write?
Maybe too sunny and bright?
Maybe Youtube is on.
Cat videos are a con.
But that we know.
Sometimes you're on the go.
Time is surely a factor.
As is getting run over by a tractor.
Cat on the keyboard,
No writing is stored.
Jeeberish maybe.
Hey, don't blame me.
Don't pay the internet bill.
Bah, that one doesn't thrill.
You popped a pill.
Now you need your umm fill.
Spilled water from your cup.
Bah, that will be slurped up.
It can be done by kids or pups.
What stops writing is the hiccups.
Family in the way.
That happens any old day.
A peeping tom watching you.
Now that can make you stew.
Computer goes boom.
We've all had that doom.
But when your computer talks back,
That is when writing may lack.
Something on TV.
That can make writing flee.
But what is worse for thee,
Is when the TV runs free.
As in it falls and crushes you.
Then no writing will come due.
But then you'd have to get off the couch.
Maybe you find a pearl in a pouch.
Yipppeee, you're a millionaire.
No writing needed at your lair.
Fat chance on that.
Better odds of going splat.
Any other excuses I missed? Flattened by a TV would leave some pissed. If it were a small TV it may not be so bad for thee. Now you have many more than just a holiday and fireworks. Don't excuses have perks? I can just say I'll roll in the grass, have a bad case of gas or I'm off annoying Cass. All work for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Why don't you write?
Maybe too sunny and bright?
Maybe Youtube is on.
Cat videos are a con.
But that we know.
Sometimes you're on the go.
Time is surely a factor.
As is getting run over by a tractor.
Cat on the keyboard,
No writing is stored.
Jeeberish maybe.
Hey, don't blame me.
Don't pay the internet bill.
Bah, that one doesn't thrill.
You popped a pill.
Now you need your umm fill.
Spilled water from your cup.
Bah, that will be slurped up.
It can be done by kids or pups.
What stops writing is the hiccups.
Family in the way.
That happens any old day.
A peeping tom watching you.
Now that can make you stew.
Computer goes boom.
We've all had that doom.
But when your computer talks back,
That is when writing may lack.
Something on TV.
That can make writing flee.
But what is worse for thee,
Is when the TV runs free.
As in it falls and crushes you.
Then no writing will come due.
But then you'd have to get off the couch.
Maybe you find a pearl in a pouch.
Yipppeee, you're a millionaire.
No writing needed at your lair.
Fat chance on that.
Better odds of going splat.
Any other excuses I missed? Flattened by a TV would leave some pissed. If it were a small TV it may not be so bad for thee. Now you have many more than just a holiday and fireworks. Don't excuses have perks? I can just say I'll roll in the grass, have a bad case of gas or I'm off annoying Cass. All work for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 3, 2016
12 Minutes Or Less To Confess!
The cat is timing you today. Will you get in on time at my bay? Do you like to be timed each day? Am I asking too many questions before the play?
Don't waste time,
You have to chime.
12 minutes or less,
To come and confess.
We are counting down.
Don't run to town.
Get it done.
Then you can run.
It's drawing near.
Is it clear?
Hop, skip and a jump away,
From getting in at my bay.
10 minutes or less.
Like some game of chess.
Yep, I'm timing you.
So slow at your zoo.
2 minutes to read.
Wow, time waster indeed.
Do you write
Or look at cute cat videos all night?
I probably don't want to know.
The time is ticking low.
8 minutes or less.
Are you ready to confess.
This is so nerve racking.
The cat is time attacking.
How can that be?
Isn't this a blog sea?
Nope, it's a bush.
A bush with a tush.
There is a song and everything.
Didn't you hear that ring?
It was the tick of the clock.
Soon the blog will lock.
You can't get in,
If you don't win.
2 minutes to go.
Comment below.
If not you're locked out.
You may scream and shout.
Do you make it in and give a comment a spin? Are you good under pressure while being timed? That brain has to be primed. Maybe not to leave a comment though. Did you get in below? The blog may soon lock out each slow pass. But it can be unlocked tomorrow by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Don't waste time,
You have to chime.
12 minutes or less,
To come and confess.
We are counting down.
Don't run to town.
Get it done.
Then you can run.
It's drawing near.
Is it clear?
Hop, skip and a jump away,
From getting in at my bay.
10 minutes or less.
Like some game of chess.
Yep, I'm timing you.
So slow at your zoo.
2 minutes to read.
Wow, time waster indeed.
Do you write
Or look at cute cat videos all night?
I probably don't want to know.
The time is ticking low.
8 minutes or less.
Are you ready to confess.
This is so nerve racking.
The cat is time attacking.
How can that be?
Isn't this a blog sea?
Nope, it's a bush.
A bush with a tush.
There is a song and everything.
Didn't you hear that ring?
It was the tick of the clock.
Soon the blog will lock.
You can't get in,
If you don't win.
2 minutes to go.
Comment below.
If not you're locked out.
You may scream and shout.
Do you make it in and give a comment a spin? Are you good under pressure while being timed? That brain has to be primed. Maybe not to leave a comment though. Did you get in below? The blog may soon lock out each slow pass. But it can be unlocked tomorrow by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 2, 2016
A Little Help So None Will Yelp!
The cat has to share with you what you should watch out for at your zoo. When you are out and about you don't want to make people or animals shout.
On this holiday,
When you play,
Listen to the cat,
Where you're at.
Watch out near.
Lend at ear.
Watch out far.
Walking or car.
Could be this,
So you miss.
Could be that,
Chew no fat.
Like a toad,
On the road.
A silly goat,
In a boat.
A drunk wino,
On some rhino.
A little frog,
In some dog.
A weird cat,
Housing a rat.
A fat hippo,
Doing zippo.
A big dragon,
On some wagon.
A giant dino,
Eating said wino.
A fat pig,
Dancing a jig.
A silly cow,
With one eyebrow.
A fluffy bear,
Stealing your chair.
A foul rabbit,
With a smoking habit.
This and more,
Could be at your door.
So keep a watchful eye.
Don't ask why.
The cat just wanted to give you a heads up. You don't want to bother a frog loving pup. The Blue guy knows all about each one. Hey, it had to be done. Any you can add? Tons from pad to pad. Now I will go bother the singing bass. He is such fun to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
On this holiday,
When you play,
Listen to the cat,
Where you're at.
Watch out near.
Lend at ear.
Watch out far.
Walking or car.
Could be this,
So you miss.
Could be that,
Chew no fat.
Like a toad,
On the road.
A silly goat,
In a boat.
A drunk wino,
On some rhino.
A little frog,
In some dog.
A weird cat,
Housing a rat.
A fat hippo,
Doing zippo.
A big dragon,
On some wagon.
A giant dino,
Eating said wino.
A fat pig,
Dancing a jig.
A silly cow,
With one eyebrow.
A fluffy bear,
Stealing your chair.
A foul rabbit,
With a smoking habit.
This and more,
Could be at your door.
So keep a watchful eye.
Don't ask why.
The cat just wanted to give you a heads up. You don't want to bother a frog loving pup. The Blue guy knows all about each one. Hey, it had to be done. Any you can add? Tons from pad to pad. Now I will go bother the singing bass. He is such fun to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
July 1, 2016
A Freak Out Shout!
The cat was here and there. Yeah, I ate a bug at my lair. Then I saw another and was ready to eat when I heard a sound that was not so sweet. A shriek over a bug. You'd think it was a murderous thug.
It's a bug.
It may bite me.
Look at that slug.
Run away. Flee!
Is a bug really something to fear?
Are humans that crazy?
To my rhyming rear,
That answer isn't hazy.
Yes they are.
Every which way.
Near and far,
As they have their say.
Now if it were a wood tick,
Who can give you disease.
Those I'd want to beat with a brick.
Maybe even a horde of fleas.
Bed bugs as well.
Termites aren't great.
But what the hell,
To some ant at the plate?
A cancer scare.
Now there is fear.
Fire all around your lair,
Shout and don't cheer.
A chopped off limb,
That would suck.
But you wouldn't be dim,
If you shouted, "oh fluck!"
Well maybe you would,
If you don't get my drift.
I change the swear in my hood,
For those not so swift.
A gun to your head.
A terrorist nut.
Both are something to dread,
At any old hut.
But a bug on the floor?
Pfffft says the cat.
No need to roar,
Just squash it flat.
Did the cat wake any up today? Are you scared of bugs at your bay? Don't you think cancer, fires, guns to the head and a chopped off limb is worse? Why should bugs make any curse? Pfffft is how I will end my sass. No bug will bug my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
It's a bug.
It may bite me.
Look at that slug.
Run away. Flee!
Is a bug really something to fear?
Are humans that crazy?
To my rhyming rear,
That answer isn't hazy.
Yes they are.
Every which way.
Near and far,
As they have their say.
Now if it were a wood tick,
Who can give you disease.
Those I'd want to beat with a brick.
Maybe even a horde of fleas.
Bed bugs as well.
Termites aren't great.
But what the hell,
To some ant at the plate?
A cancer scare.
Now there is fear.
Fire all around your lair,
Shout and don't cheer.
A chopped off limb,
That would suck.
But you wouldn't be dim,
If you shouted, "oh fluck!"
Well maybe you would,
If you don't get my drift.
I change the swear in my hood,
For those not so swift.
A gun to your head.
A terrorist nut.
Both are something to dread,
At any old hut.
But a bug on the floor?
Pfffft says the cat.
No need to roar,
Just squash it flat.
Did the cat wake any up today? Are you scared of bugs at your bay? Don't you think cancer, fires, guns to the head and a chopped off limb is worse? Why should bugs make any curse? Pfffft is how I will end my sass. No bug will bug my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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