From Dingbats, But You Have Cats!

Some humans are rather strange. They are sure off the range. They aren't just out there. They have left the planet at their lair. The martians can keep them all. But they do make for a post at our hall.

Pat was a pinch hitter,
Cassie got a little bitter.
I gave a hiss and spit,
But quickly got over it.

We had to dog sit.
Yeah, that deserves a fit.
Then I ran with the mutt.
Cassie smacked her when she came near her butt.

Pat even left us alone.
That's when he heard the tone.
"Dog sitting? But you have cats."
Oh, the brain cells of dingbats.

You can't have a dog with cats.
That is like cats and rats.
Cats don't get along with strange dogs.
That just isn't in the logs.

The dog will hurt the cats.
It's in the stats.
The cats may scratch the dog.
No, I'm not drunk on eggnog.

Pffft I said to that dingbat.
No dog will defeat the cat.
But getting along is fine.
By me, and plenty a feline.

Plenty a mutt gets along too.
She didn't have a clue.
Thought it was so bad,
That we went to a dog's pad.

Pffft nuts are nuts.
They can sniff dog butts.
Cats and dogs get along fine,
With the right mutt or feline.

Or with a little extra work,
Getting along can be a perk.
Depends on the mutt or cat.
Fine where we are at.

I ran and played.
Around Cassie laid.
Neither were scared,
And from death all were spared.

Is there anyone besides a child and maybe some nut who grew up in the wild that thinks cats and dogs can't get along? Just look at Youtube as plenty play to a song. Both can get along and have fun or at least tolerate each other as around we run. Pat pfffft-ed in her face too. I don't think she liked that coming due. No pics though came to pass, Pat was too busy watching, so I wouldn't open the door, eat string, etc., my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.