Pat Hatt's Blog, page 118
June 20, 2016
Another Return To Try And Learn!
The cat was napping in peace when out popped that nut that looked like he was from ancient Greece. Yep, The Beyonder had come back. I just can't get a break at my shack. The questions came and he proved he was lame.
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
A box from the junk bin.
Before there was a drawing board what did they go back to?
The manure pasture at their zoo.
How young can you die of old age?
Why don't you flip the page?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Maybe both have been done in fun.
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
Aliens put them up by the pair.
Do bombs get made better or worse?
Either one is a curse.
Why is a man that invests your money called a broker?
Because you are better off playing poker.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
That one is a bit weird.
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Take a hike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
To point out the absurd.
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Because they are either dumb or poke you like a cactus.
Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?
Maybe you should find a fly that can talk.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Someone who was quick and nimble.
If you add fire to a fire would you make it better or worse?
You really need to find another in which to converse.
Why do some snow globes have summer scenes?
To make all dance around like jumping beans.
If a store is open 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?
Maybe for when they go to the bathroom or do chores.
Why do closed minded people always open their yaps?
Because they are idiotic chaps.
When dog food has an "improved" taste, who tests it?
Doesn't matter as they'll eat shit.
If you steal a clean slate, will it go on your record?
Not if your past is checkered.
If work is so great, how come you have to get paid to do it?
Because usually it is a bunch of bullshit.
Any answers for The Beyonder at your bay? He sure likes to have his say. The cat sent him back to where he came from. I think he was a bit glum. The future must suck if he comes here. Maybe he just wants a cheer? But he is not going to get it with any question pass that he gives to my snarky little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
A box from the junk bin.
Before there was a drawing board what did they go back to?
The manure pasture at their zoo.
How young can you die of old age?
Why don't you flip the page?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Maybe both have been done in fun.
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
Aliens put them up by the pair.
Do bombs get made better or worse?
Either one is a curse.
Why is a man that invests your money called a broker?
Because you are better off playing poker.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
That one is a bit weird.
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Take a hike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
To point out the absurd.
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Because they are either dumb or poke you like a cactus.
Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?
Maybe you should find a fly that can talk.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Someone who was quick and nimble.
If you add fire to a fire would you make it better or worse?
You really need to find another in which to converse.
Why do some snow globes have summer scenes?
To make all dance around like jumping beans.
If a store is open 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?
Maybe for when they go to the bathroom or do chores.
Why do closed minded people always open their yaps?
Because they are idiotic chaps.
When dog food has an "improved" taste, who tests it?
Doesn't matter as they'll eat shit.
If you steal a clean slate, will it go on your record?
Not if your past is checkered.
If work is so great, how come you have to get paid to do it?
Because usually it is a bunch of bullshit.
Any answers for The Beyonder at your bay? He sure likes to have his say. The cat sent him back to where he came from. I think he was a bit glum. The future must suck if he comes here. Maybe he just wants a cheer? But he is not going to get it with any question pass that he gives to my snarky little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
June 19, 2016
Summer Is Here, Or Not We Fear!
The summer has come, well one day early from my rhyming bum. Hey, just how it worked. So this post was clerked. Post was clerked? Up your ears perked? Sorry, no clones here. It is only my rhyming rear.
The summer is back.
Back at our shack.
But how can that be?
Are you following me?
This is strange.
There has been no change.
Still here with heat,
While I sit on my seat.
A seat is for sitting.
No I'm not quitting.
I just added that in.
Oh right, a summer spin.
Time for the beach.
Giant litter box in reach.
Sweat in every place.
Doesn't put a smile on my face.
Some movies and fun.
Lots and lots of sun.
Skin cancer beware.
Added that at my lair.
That's all status quo,
As you travel to and fro.
Where do you go?
Maybe Blue will know.
Did he make it to Bora Bora yet?
No is a pretty safe bet.
But there is lots of sand,
So tune up the traveling band.
Crying babies and snoring nuts.
All crammed into small plane huts.
They are your band.
Have germ killers in hand.
What was that?
Why is it strange to the cat?
Why didn't it change?
Nah, never moved to a new range.
It could still be cold,
When this post takes hold.
For summer just got over here.
October now for my rhyming rear.
Ready for summer to be back? Can you time travel like my shack? That is a real skill. You should try it at your hill. What? I was just 8 months ahead when I put this post to bed? Pffft don't believe that. I'm an on the fly cat. I'm on a fly eating it now like grass. I told you that you could believe my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The summer is back.
Back at our shack.
But how can that be?
Are you following me?
This is strange.
There has been no change.
Still here with heat,
While I sit on my seat.
A seat is for sitting.
No I'm not quitting.
I just added that in.
Oh right, a summer spin.
Time for the beach.
Giant litter box in reach.
Sweat in every place.
Doesn't put a smile on my face.
Some movies and fun.
Lots and lots of sun.
Skin cancer beware.
Added that at my lair.
That's all status quo,
As you travel to and fro.
Where do you go?
Maybe Blue will know.
Did he make it to Bora Bora yet?
No is a pretty safe bet.
But there is lots of sand,
So tune up the traveling band.
Crying babies and snoring nuts.
All crammed into small plane huts.
They are your band.
Have germ killers in hand.
What was that?
Why is it strange to the cat?
Why didn't it change?
Nah, never moved to a new range.
It could still be cold,
When this post takes hold.
For summer just got over here.
October now for my rhyming rear.
Ready for summer to be back? Can you time travel like my shack? That is a real skill. You should try it at your hill. What? I was just 8 months ahead when I put this post to bed? Pffft don't believe that. I'm an on the fly cat. I'm on a fly eating it now like grass. I told you that you could believe my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 18, 2016
Pull A Card In The Yard!
The cat looks out near and far, especially if Pat stuffs us in the car, and sees many out in the yard. Damn, that work looks hard. Who wants one of those? That grass just grows and grows.
The time has come.
The time is near.
Shake your bum,
Kick it into gear.
The yard needs work.
The same work as before.
Do it with a smirk.
It's a happy chore.
Year after year,
Season after season,
All around this sphere,
It needs fixing for a reason.
The grass must be mowed.
The weeds must be cut.
Work can't be slowed,
Or you'll have an ugly hut.
The flowers must be planted.
So must the veggie garden.
Can't have anything slanted,
The ground just may harden.
The house must be painted.
Whoops, that's not the yard.
But bad paint can be tainted,
Can't play that card.
The gutters need cleaning.
The roof has a hole.
Calls you are screening,
Yard work is your main goal.
Rake the grass.
Rake the leaves.
Take another pass.
Too bad there weren't grass thieves.
And back we are.
It's winter once more.
No yard work near or far,
Whoops, a shoveling chore.
Then it melts away,
And start all over.
Yard work's here to stay,
Even scoop the poop of rover.
Did I hit it all? Damn, yard work has a demanding call. It has been a while since I did that crap. The cat would much rather take a long nap. Do you have a big yard to do? Hopefully you have a ride on at your zoo. The cat would just go roll in the growing grass. That would be fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The time has come.
The time is near.
Shake your bum,
Kick it into gear.
The yard needs work.
The same work as before.
Do it with a smirk.
It's a happy chore.
Year after year,
Season after season,
All around this sphere,
It needs fixing for a reason.
The grass must be mowed.
The weeds must be cut.
Work can't be slowed,
Or you'll have an ugly hut.
The flowers must be planted.
So must the veggie garden.
Can't have anything slanted,
The ground just may harden.
The house must be painted.
Whoops, that's not the yard.
But bad paint can be tainted,
Can't play that card.
The gutters need cleaning.
The roof has a hole.
Calls you are screening,
Yard work is your main goal.
Rake the grass.
Rake the leaves.
Take another pass.
Too bad there weren't grass thieves.
And back we are.
It's winter once more.
No yard work near or far,
Whoops, a shoveling chore.
Then it melts away,
And start all over.
Yard work's here to stay,
Even scoop the poop of rover.
Did I hit it all? Damn, yard work has a demanding call. It has been a while since I did that crap. The cat would much rather take a long nap. Do you have a big yard to do? Hopefully you have a ride on at your zoo. The cat would just go roll in the growing grass. That would be fun for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 17, 2016
Beat The Heat Some Sweet!
The cat will show you the easiest way to beat the heat. It is oh so neat. You can beat the heat. It is some sweet. Did I repeat? Bah, just beat the heat.
Beating the heat,Is some sweet.Just don't move around.Might be tough for a hound.
Cassie says no.Hmph, messing my flow.We can't have that.So here's where it's at.
Don't ignore the drink. Unless it's from a nasty sink.Then ignore that.Same water as where you leave scat.
Give it a look.Drink at your nook.Drink all day.Come what may.
Come what may is lots of pee,On that you can trust me. Here is a closer look of me.But the water you can still see.
See? Drink it back.Just like me at my shack.What? I'm not drinking it?Bah, you can't prove it one bit.
You'll be blurry if not.You'll get too hot.You'll be out of whack.No balance at your shack.
But if you drink,Not from a sink.Balanced as can be.Just look at Cassie and me.
Did I mention sit still?Nah, that's not a thrill.But it could be worse.You could look perverse.
See what happens when you don't drink?You turn into one ugly fink. You may even sniff a butt.Wait! Whoops, that's just a mutt.
And there you are. You can now beat the heat near and far. Do you drink like the cat? Or are you more a sewer rat? That last one just popped in so I gave it a spin. Now you can avoid a heat stroke pass all thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Beating the heat,Is some sweet.Just don't move around.Might be tough for a hound.
Cassie says no.Hmph, messing my flow.We can't have that.So here's where it's at.
Don't ignore the drink. Unless it's from a nasty sink.Then ignore that.Same water as where you leave scat.
Give it a look.Drink at your nook.Drink all day.Come what may.
Come what may is lots of pee,On that you can trust me. Here is a closer look of me.But the water you can still see.
See? Drink it back.Just like me at my shack.What? I'm not drinking it?Bah, you can't prove it one bit.
You'll be blurry if not.You'll get too hot.You'll be out of whack.No balance at your shack.
But if you drink,Not from a sink.Balanced as can be.Just look at Cassie and me.
Did I mention sit still?Nah, that's not a thrill.But it could be worse.You could look perverse.
See what happens when you don't drink?You turn into one ugly fink. You may even sniff a butt.Wait! Whoops, that's just a mutt.
And there you are. You can now beat the heat near and far. Do you drink like the cat? Or are you more a sewer rat? That last one just popped in so I gave it a spin. Now you can avoid a heat stroke pass all thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 16, 2016
The Glitch Of The Niche!
The cat has seen this far and near which is kinda weird to my rhyming rear. While maybe not weird at all. But I still shake my head at my hall. What do I shake it at? Just follow the cat.
You have a niche.
Scratch one itch.
Can't dig a new ditch.
That would be a glitch.
Follow your niche.
No other ditch.
They can't switch.
You only need your niche.
No one will like you.
Just those like you at your zoo.
Get that one?
Can be a confusing run.
Read it slow.
Now away we go.
Niches are great.
Niches need no hate.
All have their spot.
Things they like a lot.
But niches don't need to constrict.
Other boxes can be ticked.
No need to follow just rhymers.
No need to follow just old timers.
No need to follow just mimes.
I suppose you could watch fake stair climbs.
To stick to one niche,
Is the real glitch.
Plenty of fun out there,
From lair to lair.
So why stick to one?
Branch out and have fun.
The more the merrier.
Unlike your cell phone carrier.
They just screw you in the end.
But you can leave your niche bend.
Go around that bend.
May find a new blog friend.
No need to switch.
Stick to your niche.
But no one will twitch,
If you follow another niche.
Do you just follow one or branch out under your sun? I know most do indeed. But I've seen some that only stick to the niche of their feed. Do you say it nitch or neesh? Either works, geesh. No need to bitch about my rhyming of niche. I just wanted to use bitch so I used it as nitch. Now I am through with this pass with my niche for all little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You have a niche.
Scratch one itch.
Can't dig a new ditch.
That would be a glitch.
Follow your niche.
No other ditch.
They can't switch.
You only need your niche.
No one will like you.
Just those like you at your zoo.
Get that one?
Can be a confusing run.
Read it slow.
Now away we go.
Niches are great.
Niches need no hate.
All have their spot.
Things they like a lot.
But niches don't need to constrict.
Other boxes can be ticked.
No need to follow just rhymers.
No need to follow just old timers.
No need to follow just mimes.
I suppose you could watch fake stair climbs.
To stick to one niche,
Is the real glitch.
Plenty of fun out there,
From lair to lair.
So why stick to one?
Branch out and have fun.
The more the merrier.
Unlike your cell phone carrier.
They just screw you in the end.
But you can leave your niche bend.
Go around that bend.
May find a new blog friend.
No need to switch.
Stick to your niche.
But no one will twitch,
If you follow another niche.
Do you just follow one or branch out under your sun? I know most do indeed. But I've seen some that only stick to the niche of their feed. Do you say it nitch or neesh? Either works, geesh. No need to bitch about my rhyming of niche. I just wanted to use bitch so I used it as nitch. Now I am through with this pass with my niche for all little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 15, 2016
Murder Has A Price But No Rhyme Is Not Nice!
The cat is back and Pat is once again on a non rhyming attack. This time going from Fantasy and Science Fiction books to one about murdering crooks. Always good to stretch one's skill. Maybe this one will pay a bill?
Click Here To Peer!
Detective Hollerin has received his badge after a few short years with only one thing in mind, find the real person who was behind the murder of Torrie and Kurt Price and put them in the ground. He, along with the Price's butler Mr. Dunker, know without a doubt that Mr. Price would never kill his family. Even if all signs point to him being the killer, Detective Hollerin will find the real truth behind the murders.
With secrets of his own, like hiring the Los Hugos gang for jobs the police aren't willing or allowed to do, Detective Hollerin pushes forward on the case. His one and only goal is to find the killer and end their life. But his search ends up unraveling a conspiracy that extends to all levels of the city and beyond.
Detective Hollerin's quest for vengeance leads him to places that he never thought he would go. Now he must use all the skills from his past and his present to survive, end the conspiracy, and find the real person behind the Price murders, no matter the cost.
And there we are. We shall see how this one goes over at my sand bar. So far I can write anything at my sea. Stretching my skill works for me. And guess what? This makes published work 100 released at my hut. Yep, that is 100!!!!!!!!!!!! published works have now come due. From kids books to Imagine Hatt to novels at my zoo. All add up to 100 today. 100 is fun to say. 100 is always a nice mass. It works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Click Here To Peer! Detective Hollerin has received his badge after a few short years with only one thing in mind, find the real person who was behind the murder of Torrie and Kurt Price and put them in the ground. He, along with the Price's butler Mr. Dunker, know without a doubt that Mr. Price would never kill his family. Even if all signs point to him being the killer, Detective Hollerin will find the real truth behind the murders.
With secrets of his own, like hiring the Los Hugos gang for jobs the police aren't willing or allowed to do, Detective Hollerin pushes forward on the case. His one and only goal is to find the killer and end their life. But his search ends up unraveling a conspiracy that extends to all levels of the city and beyond.
Detective Hollerin's quest for vengeance leads him to places that he never thought he would go. Now he must use all the skills from his past and his present to survive, end the conspiracy, and find the real person behind the Price murders, no matter the cost.
And there we are. We shall see how this one goes over at my sand bar. So far I can write anything at my sea. Stretching my skill works for me. And guess what? This makes published work 100 released at my hut. Yep, that is 100!!!!!!!!!!!! published works have now come due. From kids books to Imagine Hatt to novels at my zoo. All add up to 100 today. 100 is fun to say. 100 is always a nice mass. It works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 14, 2016
An Expert Search From A Perch!
The cat didn't need a thing but he saw the word and a post did spring. That is all it can take. Am I an expert at posts I can make? Can do it from anything at all. Bah, screw that at my hall.
Get my expertise today.
I'm the very best.
Listen to what I say.
Forget all the rest.
I'm the go to guy.
Or go to girl.
I can't tell a lie.
Give my expertise a whirl.
Don't trust just anyone.
They aren't in the know.
I'm the best at the gun.
Come and follow my flow.
There is no more right.
No more right than me.
Day or night,
I'm where you want to be.
Be with me?
That was creepy.
Listen at your sea.
I'll make you weepy.
I've read it all.
Read by others who wrote.
Just give me a call.
They all get my vote.
I'm just in the know.
I'm in it so great.
My knowledge can't grow.
I'm an expert, mate.
Experts don't need learning.
We don't bother with that.
There is no need for u-turning.
We've learned every stat.
And those books don't lie.
And I wouldn't lie to you.
So ask me on the fly.
I'll give you an expert moo.
I'll repeat the jargon.
I'll make it sound grand.
I'll even give you a bargain,
So come, take my expert hand.
Pffft the moment you think you know it all, is the moment you set yourself up to fall. Hopefully fall into a great big ditch and leave me alone with your expert itch. Always something more to learn and do. No matter who you are at your zoo. An expert in anything at your sea? Might not want to tell me. The cat will now go expertly pass some gas out my not so expert little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Get my expertise today.
I'm the very best.
Listen to what I say.
Forget all the rest.
I'm the go to guy.
Or go to girl.
I can't tell a lie.
Give my expertise a whirl.
Don't trust just anyone.
They aren't in the know.
I'm the best at the gun.
Come and follow my flow.
There is no more right.
No more right than me.
Day or night,
I'm where you want to be.
Be with me?
That was creepy.
Listen at your sea.
I'll make you weepy.
I've read it all.
Read by others who wrote.
Just give me a call.
They all get my vote.
I'm just in the know.
I'm in it so great.
My knowledge can't grow.
I'm an expert, mate.
Experts don't need learning.
We don't bother with that.
There is no need for u-turning.
We've learned every stat.
And those books don't lie.
And I wouldn't lie to you.
So ask me on the fly.
I'll give you an expert moo.
I'll repeat the jargon.
I'll make it sound grand.
I'll even give you a bargain,
So come, take my expert hand.
Pffft the moment you think you know it all, is the moment you set yourself up to fall. Hopefully fall into a great big ditch and leave me alone with your expert itch. Always something more to learn and do. No matter who you are at your zoo. An expert in anything at your sea? Might not want to tell me. The cat will now go expertly pass some gas out my not so expert little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 13, 2016
A Whoopdi Reveal Over A Meal!
Robbie Raisin has come back. I have to see if you people have anything new to say at this shack. Whoopdi Friggin Doo can't let that go to waste. I hope your brains aren't full of paste. So tell me something new. Something viewers can get into.
Kick it off, Blue. What is interesting to you?
Some people's brains shouldn't explode but grow
As they malfunction at their brainless show
That may make the world a better place. Alex, do you have something to embrace?
shows about animals mating are so evil
They should all be taken off the air. Rosey, is there something for which you deeply care?
Locks are better than 6 six (six)
haha, even writing it like that burdens my weary soul ;)
That poor soul must be in pain. Bijoux, care to board the train?
I need to control my temper
Do you Hulk out? Beer Guys, anything to shout?
rest assured that Bryan's ghost will rise from the grave to take vengeance on his spleen-eating Chinese neighbors...and anyone who's ever called him Bry Bry.
Bry Bry is on a death kick. Betsy, have you got a pick?
No fantasies about that crap.
Doesn't turn me on and that is a fact.
The whiners I can do without
as they post and always do a pout.
I dropped a few recently from my list
and don't bother to visited and hear their hiss.
Wow, quite the rant you gave. Betty, are you ready to rave?
Too cute with me and my gps
No further problems should hpappen though
Bought a new one to navigate for us
As we go to and fro
Did your rant get lost? Susan Gourley, anything that needs to be tossed?
now I'm going out in the sun so I don't get scurvy
No aaaar like a pirate at your bay? Jax, I know you need your say.
I'm 27 years old and I've never once...not ONE...had to acknowledge the fact that I'm creeping 30. Dog house for you, cat. You go right to the dog house !!!!! Lmao
Are you still on that 30 thing? Tabbies of Trout Towne, care to add a ring?
orlin N cassie....total lee awesum poem two day & mega kewl how ya used yur followerz in thiz one !!!!!
Are you psychic or something like that? Adam, any thing from where you are at?
I would like to be on Jeopardy but the people on there are by far the smartest around.
Scaredy cat are you? Mary, what's going on at your zoo?
that would be me surrounded by dog breath.
I hope there is no added drool. Truedessa, what do you find cool?
those colorful sparkly farts
are better than poisonous darts
Umm, no thank you. Sandra Cox, anything that must come due?
Yay! I'm so excited to be included in the rhyming.
That didn't take much. Birgit, anything to add and such?
the computer won
That sucks. Manzi, anything to say to humans or ducks?
Selfies selfies everywhere
Add some lipstick, comb the hair
But how would that min-o-myze
Expect and answer in the skies
So you aren't a selfie fan? Mary Kirkland, do you have a plan?
She would just suck the fun and guilt right out of you
Hmmm a new kind of porn? Theresa, anything you wanted to say since you were born?
Sometimes I just want to burn down my family tree just to rid myself of those bloodsuckers!
Let it all out. Marg, anything you wish to shout?
We are not going to mess with that bunch
A wise choice. Suza, can you rejoice?
Love to be paid in gold bricks
But not if they crush me
Run fast. Keepin It Real, Folks, care to add to the cast?
I guess sex is the universal language.
No argument here. Al, is there anything you fear?
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
I guess so. Fundy Blue, gonna give it a go?
I have to admit it's strangely fascinating.
Sounds good to me. Hank, care to end this spree?
May explode
It's a big load
Hmmmmmmmm, Hank may have said too much. Hope he doesn't expect anyone to touch. That is all the time we have for today. I'm not sure any of this can be used on the next Whoopdi Friggin Doo display. Robbie Raisin is signing off. Don't scoff.
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Look at all of you. Not afraid to share at your zoo. The cat is impressed a ton. Well maybe a little bit under our sun. I will just tell all to the singing bass. There is no Whoopdi Friggin Doo appearances for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Kick it off, Blue. What is interesting to you?
Some people's brains shouldn't explode but grow
As they malfunction at their brainless show
That may make the world a better place. Alex, do you have something to embrace?
shows about animals mating are so evil
They should all be taken off the air. Rosey, is there something for which you deeply care?
Locks are better than 6 six (six)
haha, even writing it like that burdens my weary soul ;)
That poor soul must be in pain. Bijoux, care to board the train?
I need to control my temper
Do you Hulk out? Beer Guys, anything to shout?
rest assured that Bryan's ghost will rise from the grave to take vengeance on his spleen-eating Chinese neighbors...and anyone who's ever called him Bry Bry.
Bry Bry is on a death kick. Betsy, have you got a pick?
No fantasies about that crap.
Doesn't turn me on and that is a fact.
The whiners I can do without
as they post and always do a pout.
I dropped a few recently from my list
and don't bother to visited and hear their hiss.
Wow, quite the rant you gave. Betty, are you ready to rave?
Too cute with me and my gps
No further problems should hpappen though
Bought a new one to navigate for us
As we go to and fro
Did your rant get lost? Susan Gourley, anything that needs to be tossed?
now I'm going out in the sun so I don't get scurvy
No aaaar like a pirate at your bay? Jax, I know you need your say.
I'm 27 years old and I've never once...not ONE...had to acknowledge the fact that I'm creeping 30. Dog house for you, cat. You go right to the dog house !!!!! Lmao
Are you still on that 30 thing? Tabbies of Trout Towne, care to add a ring?
orlin N cassie....total lee awesum poem two day & mega kewl how ya used yur followerz in thiz one !!!!!
Are you psychic or something like that? Adam, any thing from where you are at?
I would like to be on Jeopardy but the people on there are by far the smartest around.
Scaredy cat are you? Mary, what's going on at your zoo?
that would be me surrounded by dog breath.
I hope there is no added drool. Truedessa, what do you find cool?
those colorful sparkly farts
are better than poisonous darts
Umm, no thank you. Sandra Cox, anything that must come due?
Yay! I'm so excited to be included in the rhyming.
That didn't take much. Birgit, anything to add and such?
the computer won
That sucks. Manzi, anything to say to humans or ducks?
Selfies selfies everywhere
Add some lipstick, comb the hair
But how would that min-o-myze
Expect and answer in the skies
So you aren't a selfie fan? Mary Kirkland, do you have a plan?
She would just suck the fun and guilt right out of you
Hmmm a new kind of porn? Theresa, anything you wanted to say since you were born?
Sometimes I just want to burn down my family tree just to rid myself of those bloodsuckers!
Let it all out. Marg, anything you wish to shout?
We are not going to mess with that bunch
A wise choice. Suza, can you rejoice?
Love to be paid in gold bricks
But not if they crush me
Run fast. Keepin It Real, Folks, care to add to the cast?
I guess sex is the universal language.
No argument here. Al, is there anything you fear?
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
I guess so. Fundy Blue, gonna give it a go?
I have to admit it's strangely fascinating.
Sounds good to me. Hank, care to end this spree?
May explode
It's a big load
Hmmmmmmmm, Hank may have said too much. Hope he doesn't expect anyone to touch. That is all the time we have for today. I'm not sure any of this can be used on the next Whoopdi Friggin Doo display. Robbie Raisin is signing off. Don't scoff.
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Look at all of you. Not afraid to share at your zoo. The cat is impressed a ton. Well maybe a little bit under our sun. I will just tell all to the singing bass. There is no Whoopdi Friggin Doo appearances for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 12, 2016
Get There Quick Some Slick!
People whine they have no time, and yeah, we've done that chime. They whine about that and this too. But we've been there at my zoo. Want to save some time? Easy peasy with this chime.
Ignore the whine.
Time will align.
How easy was that?
No need to thank the cat.
What? You want more?
Okay, if I must at my shore.
I can help you out,
With a little shout.
Cook meals for the week.
Pick one day at your creek.
All done, no muss, no fuss.
There will be no need to cuss.
Let things cook while you work out.
Easy when home the work out is about.
It can be a bit tricky,
But it doesn't get too sticky.
What? You bugging me again?
Oh, this is how to do it faster at your den.
Damn, did I mess that up?
Oh, don't be a silly pup.
By getting things done,
Fast can be fun.
Fun can be fast.
Things in the past.
Past that are we?
I guess so at my sea.
You want faster?
Quick, get some plaster.
Fix that hole.
That is a goal.
Now nothing will leak.
You can fill your creek.
Can get rich quick.
Can do it some slick.
Buy a lottery ticket.
Or find a golden cricket.
Better luck with the latter.
But luck doesn't matter.
For it is not a thing.
Like going faster sometimes at each wing.
Are you looking for quick? Fast as can be is your pick? Sometimes slow is fast or fast is slow. But then what do I know? I know you can do things in between to save time. That is always sublime. You can drive faster to get where you want to go. You may get a speeding ticket though. Quick doesn't always come or is able to come to pass. That was just an FYI from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Ignore the whine.
Time will align.
How easy was that?
No need to thank the cat.
What? You want more?
Okay, if I must at my shore.
I can help you out,
With a little shout.
Cook meals for the week.
Pick one day at your creek.
All done, no muss, no fuss.
There will be no need to cuss.
Let things cook while you work out.
Easy when home the work out is about.
It can be a bit tricky,
But it doesn't get too sticky.
What? You bugging me again?
Oh, this is how to do it faster at your den.
Damn, did I mess that up?
Oh, don't be a silly pup.
By getting things done,
Fast can be fun.
Fun can be fast.
Things in the past.
Past that are we?
I guess so at my sea.
You want faster?
Quick, get some plaster.
Fix that hole.
That is a goal.
Now nothing will leak.
You can fill your creek.
Can get rich quick.
Can do it some slick.
Buy a lottery ticket.
Or find a golden cricket.
Better luck with the latter.
But luck doesn't matter.
For it is not a thing.
Like going faster sometimes at each wing.
Are you looking for quick? Fast as can be is your pick? Sometimes slow is fast or fast is slow. But then what do I know? I know you can do things in between to save time. That is always sublime. You can drive faster to get where you want to go. You may get a speeding ticket though. Quick doesn't always come or is able to come to pass. That was just an FYI from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
June 11, 2016
A Rhyming Wannabe Or Maybe Three!
The cat was thinking the other day about what other animals could rhyme away. I couldn't find a single one. They all failed by a ton.
There was the mutt,
He was too busy sniffing a butt.
Try and throw a dog a bone.
And he chews at the tone.
There was a kangaroo,
But all he could rhyme is poo.
Plus he was after Blue.
I guess he likes a stinky shoe.
There was a flea.
Pffft at any sea.
No rhyming blood suckers.
Who needs those umm puckers?
A Tarsier gave it a try.
But the rhyme didn't fly.
It just moved each bug eye.
Although they are rather spry.
Then came the huge ape.
That gorilla was in shape.
But it threw its own scat.
Sorry, we can't have that.
A flamingo gave it a go.
It's neck sure can grow.
It just kept rhyming pink.
So that one sure did sink.
There was a rat.
There was a bat.
There was a frog.
There was a hog.
There was a pig.
There was a horse in a wig.
There was a cow.
Do you get the picture now?
Was is the key.
They couldn't keep up with me.
Best one was the dog,
With its butt sniffing fog.
That is low.
So away I go.
Can't contract out rhyme.
Most were worse than a mime.
Any rhyming animals I should try? Think maybe a rhyming platypus would fly? Maybe a rhyming duck? Could easily work in umm truck. Or the cat will just ignore the animal kingdom mass and stick to being the only little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
There was the mutt,
He was too busy sniffing a butt.
Try and throw a dog a bone.
And he chews at the tone.
There was a kangaroo,
But all he could rhyme is poo.
Plus he was after Blue.
I guess he likes a stinky shoe.
There was a flea.
Pffft at any sea.
No rhyming blood suckers.
Who needs those umm puckers?
A Tarsier gave it a try.
But the rhyme didn't fly.
It just moved each bug eye.
Although they are rather spry.
Then came the huge ape.
That gorilla was in shape.
But it threw its own scat.
Sorry, we can't have that.
A flamingo gave it a go.
It's neck sure can grow.
It just kept rhyming pink.
So that one sure did sink.
There was a rat.
There was a bat.
There was a frog.
There was a hog.
There was a pig.
There was a horse in a wig.
There was a cow.
Do you get the picture now?
Was is the key.
They couldn't keep up with me.
Best one was the dog,
With its butt sniffing fog.
That is low.
So away I go.
Can't contract out rhyme.
Most were worse than a mime.
Any rhyming animals I should try? Think maybe a rhyming platypus would fly? Maybe a rhyming duck? Could easily work in umm truck. Or the cat will just ignore the animal kingdom mass and stick to being the only little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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