An Expert Search From A Perch!

The cat didn't need a thing but he saw the word and a post did spring. That is all it can take. Am I an expert at posts I can make? Can do it from anything at all. Bah, screw that at my hall.

Get my expertise today.
I'm the very best.
Listen to what I say.
Forget all the rest.

I'm the go to guy.
Or go to girl.
I can't tell a lie.
Give my expertise a whirl.

Don't trust just anyone.
They aren't in the know.
I'm the best at the gun.
Come and follow my flow.

There is no more right.
No more right than me.
Day or night,
I'm where you want to be.

Be with me?
That was creepy.
Listen at your sea.
I'll make you weepy.

I've read it all.
Read by others who wrote.
Just give me a call.
They all get my vote.

I'm just in the know.
I'm in it so great.
My knowledge can't grow.
I'm an expert, mate.

Experts don't need learning.
We don't bother with that.
There is no need for u-turning.
We've learned every stat.

And those books don't lie.
And I wouldn't lie to you.
So ask me on the fly.
I'll give you an expert moo.

I'll repeat the jargon.
I'll make it sound grand.
I'll even give you a bargain,
So come, take my expert hand.

Pffft the moment you think you know it all, is the moment you set yourself up to fall. Hopefully fall into a great big ditch and leave me alone with your expert itch. Always something more to learn and do. No matter who you are at your zoo. An expert in anything at your sea? Might not want to tell  me. The cat will now go expertly pass some gas out my not so expert little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.