A Rhyming Wannabe Or Maybe Three!

The cat was thinking the other day about what other animals could rhyme away. I couldn't find a single one. They all failed by a ton.

There was the mutt,
He was too busy sniffing a butt.
Try and throw a dog a bone.
And he chews at the tone.

There was a kangaroo,
But all he could rhyme is poo.
Plus he was after Blue.
I guess he likes a stinky shoe.

There was a flea.
Pffft at any sea.
No rhyming blood suckers.
Who needs those umm puckers?

A Tarsier gave it a try.
But the rhyme didn't fly.
It just moved each bug eye.
Although they are rather spry.

Then came the huge ape.
That gorilla was in shape.
But it threw its own scat.
Sorry, we can't have that.

A flamingo gave it a go.
It's neck sure can grow.
It just kept rhyming pink.
So that one sure did sink.

There was a rat.
There was a bat.
There was a frog.
There was a hog.

There was a pig.
There was a horse in a wig.
There was a cow.
Do you get the picture now?

Was is the key.
They couldn't keep up with me.
Best one was the dog,
With its butt sniffing fog.

That is low.
So away I go.
Can't contract out rhyme.
Most were worse than a mime.

Any rhyming animals I should try? Think maybe a rhyming platypus would fly? Maybe a rhyming duck? Could easily work in umm truck. Or the cat will just ignore the animal kingdom mass and stick to being the only little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.