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“<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.”
― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“me: why is it upset? shouldn't it be downset?
gideon: i will file a lawsuit against the dictionaries first thing tomorrow morning. we're going to tear merriam a new asshole and throw webster inside of it.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“I had no doubt that Tiny thought he got depressed, but that was probably because he had nothing to compare it to. Still, what could I say? that I didn't just feel depressed - instead, it was like the depression was the core of me, of every part of me, from my mind to my bones? That if he got blue, I got black? That I hated those pills so much because I knew how much I relied on them to live?

No, I couldn't say any of this because when it all comes down to it, nobody wants to hear it. No matter how much they like you or love you, they don't want to hear it.”
― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson