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Julio Alexi Genao

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Born
in New York City, The United States
December 29, 1976

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JULIO ALEXI GENAO writes for money and reviews for pleasure.

he freelances as an editor of fiction and corporate communications when he has opportune breaks in his hectic twitter schedule.

he eschews capital letters unless someone is paying him, because he is lazy and belligerent, and not because he is an artiste.

he is not defensive about that at all.

or about his choice to write this bio in the third person.

he believes in recreational drugs, professional discourtesy, and the right to review books honestly—even if the author is a friend.

he lives in new york city with three cats, barbaric neighbors, and mental illness.



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https://instagram.com/agenao

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but once we were free.

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this is julio failing to appear penitent for not blogging for millennia.

so: i'm sick unto death of my own manuscript. i'm taking a mental health day and telling little stories all around the web bcuz sometimes it's fun to be a hipster douchebag.

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“I loved you even when you forgot me.

And—for a little while—you loved me back.”
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“I gave you all my secrets, and you lost them all. You lost a lot of things.

But the treasure of it was in the giving, not the keeping.”
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“So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
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message 1124: by Mir

Mir Happy Easter, bebe.


message 1123: by Richard

Richard Derus Smoochling! You showed your shining visage! I am delighted. Come back soon.


message 1122: by Mir

Mir Feliz en tu dia, Julio.
Te amo.


message 1121: by Mir

Mir Thought you might be interested in this storybundle: https://storybundle.com/lgbt

Includes Charles and I think some other authors you may have read.


message 1120: by Mir

Mir Feliz V-day, amor mio.


message 1119: by Mir

Mir Happy birthday, Julio! Hope your morning requires recovery from excesses of some sort.


message 1118: by Sheziss

Sheziss Maybe a little bit late but... Merry Christmas!!!





❧A Bookish Berkeley Girl❧
Sincerely Gwendolyn


message 1115: by Sofia

Sofia


Marlobo ♥ epilogues Coming back, I stopped to read this new version of your profile. Definitely, profiles need a "Like" button... o at least yours, Ojitos.


message 1113: by Richard

Richard Derus *smoochiesmoochsmooch* to my torrid latinx lover!


message 1112: by Julio

Julio Genao Kalamah wrote: "So, fun story. One of the authors who recently showed her ass in the past few days is one I had found all on my own, rather than hearing about through your wonderfully informative rants, and I'd de..."

yuck. sorry about said author. and i'm glad i could brighten your day for a quick minute. thanks for the sweet note ❤


message 1111: by Julio

Julio Genao Lily wrote: "Hi Julio! *Waving* Thank you for accepting my friendship
:)"


cheers :-)


message 1110: by Julio (last edited Sep 14, 2016 12:00PM)

Julio Genao Dia wrote: "Thank you for accepting my friend request. Have a beautiful day! :)"

you too!


message 1109: by Kalamah

Kalamah So, fun story. One of the authors who recently showed her ass in the past few days is one I had found all on my own, rather than hearing about through your wonderfully informative rants, and I'd decided that her prose was not up to my standards. I can't say I'm surprised to learn she's not just a bad writer, but also a bigot. Had the book I sampled been a physical copy, it might have gotten a flung-at-the-wall treatment for being pretentious infodumpy drivel, all the more disappointing because the premise sounded so promising.

In any case, I am as always very appreciative of your reviews and rants, as they've saved me money and time, and also brightened my days at times with your sense of humor.


message 1108: by Dia

Dia Thank you for accepting my friend request. Have a beautiful day! :)


message 1107: by Apeiron

Apeiron Kalamah wrote: "I have another Captive Prince fic author to rec, as I've been indulging in binge after binge of CP fic lately. Fahye is still my favorite, but I just found Josselin the other day and was enamored.
..."


I remember her QAF fics, she was my hero.


message 1106: by Julio

Julio Genao Kalamah wrote: "I have another Captive Prince fic author to rec, as I've been indulging in binge after binge of CP fic lately. Fahye is still my favorite, but I just found Josselin the other day and was enamored.
..."


thanks :-D


message 1105: by Kalamah

Kalamah I have another Captive Prince fic author to rec, as I've been indulging in binge after binge of CP fic lately. Fahye is still my favorite, but I just found Josselin the other day and was enamored.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Joss...

Enjoy!


message 1104: by Mir

Mir Well, duh.


message 1103: by Julio

Julio Genao Miriam wrote: "Proof-reading: important.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-wa......"


imbeciles


message 1102: by Mir

Mir Proof-reading: important.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-wa...


message 1101: by Julio

Julio Genao Kalamah wrote: "Because I see you have excellent taste in liking Captive Prince, and you read fanfic, I am dropping you a few fic recs because they are amazeballs.

http://fahye.tumblr.com/post/14421661......"


hey, thanks for the links! I inhaled everything, and then spent two days reading All The CP Fics.


message 1100: by Kalamah (last edited May 18, 2016 01:51AM)

Kalamah Because I see you have excellent taste in liking Captive Prince, and you read fanfic, I am dropping you a few fic recs because they are amazeballs.

http://fahye.tumblr.com/post/14421661... (warning: adorbs)

http://fahye.tumblr.com/post/14391022... (this one had me swooning)

http://fahye.tumblr.com/post/14339355... (I may have made a weird giggly sound)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6165... (this broke my heart in a good-pain way)


message 1099: by Julio

Julio Genao Miriam wrote: ""

wow


message 1098: by Mir

Mir


message 1097: by Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) (last edited Mar 29, 2016 12:13PM)

Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) Hey Julio:

Why can't I find your "message" button? Anywhoo... message me. I know where you can get an e-copy of "Silver Devil".


message 1096: by Julio

Julio Genao Astrid wrote: "Thank you so much for accepting!"

cheers, nice to meet you, and happy reading :-D


Astrid - The Bookish Sweet Tooth Thank you so much for accepting!


message 1094: by Julio

Julio Genao Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "For you, because I love you :)"

*bursts into tears*

thank you. ❤


message 1092: by Julio

Julio Genao Nana wrote: "Hey, thanks for the FR *Bows politely then goes back to lurking under books*"

a pleasure to mee—wait,me here are y—ok. ok we'll talk another...

*door slams in the distance*

...time


message 1091: by Nana

Nana Hey, thanks for the FR *Bows politely then goes back to lurking under books*


message 1090: by Julio

Julio Genao Bgurl wrote: "Thanks for the friend request, Julio. I really love our reviews. I'm looking forward to reading more of them & laughing at your unique POV."

thanks for accepting, and happy reading :-)


Bgurl (don't h8 me cuz I'm honestful) Thanks for the friend request, Julio. I really love our reviews. I'm looking forward to reading more of them & laughing at your unique POV.


message 1088: by Julio

Julio Genao Arya *Bibliomaniac!* Stark wrote: "New friend, new friend, YAY!"

*high fives*


message 1087: by Slip!

Slip! New friend, new friend, YAY!


message 1086: by Julio

Julio Genao Nancy wrote: "Just wanted to share my favorite comfort food."

you're amazing, and that looks delicious. thank you, mi hermana.


message 1085: by Nancy

Nancy

Just wanted to share my favorite comfort food.


message 1084: by Julio

Julio Genao Pendragonish wrote: "For in case you know someone who is into the kittehs and can use a hug."

T-T


message 1083: by Lenaya (last edited Mar 10, 2016 05:06PM)

Lenaya description

For in case you know someone who is into the kittehs and can use a hug.


message 1082: by Julio

Julio Genao Christina wrote: "hi there"

*helpless grunt*

god, you always know how to cheer me up.

thanks.


message 1081: by Julio

Julio Genao Sheziss wrote: "Hello there! :D

I don't know why not, either hahahaha.

But now it's done :P ."


excellent!


message 1080: by Sheziss

Sheziss Hello there! :D



I don't know why not, either hahahaha.

But now it's done :P .


message 1079: by Julio

Julio Genao Erica wrote: "When did you re-write your introduction/frontpage/whatever the hell the description thingy is called? It's delightful. I am delighted by it."

couple weeks ago. and thank you :-)


message 1078: by Erica

Erica When did you re-write your introduction/frontpage/whatever the hell the description thingy is called? It's delightful. I am delighted by it.


message 1077: by Julio

Julio Genao Miriam wrote: "
Self-portrait with Pyotr Konchalovsky, by Ilya Mashkov"


DAMMIT STOP SPYING ON ME MIRIAM


message 1076: by Mir (last edited Mar 06, 2016 09:12AM)

Mir
Self-portrait with Pyotr Konchalovsky, by Ilya Mashkov


message 1075: by Julio

Julio Genao R * A Reader Obsessed * wrote: "You're too sweet. Thanks for the invite!"

incorrect. I am selfish as well as lazy.


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