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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
by (shelved 175 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.98 — 211,662 ratings — published 2012
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 141 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.22 — 1,995,528 ratings — published 1979
Tangled (Tangled, #1)
by (shelved 128 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.03 — 120,498 ratings — published 2013
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
by (shelved 125 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.06 — 53,443 ratings — published 2012
Bossypants (ebook)
by (shelved 111 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,049,090 ratings — published 2011
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 106 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.25 — 818,504 ratings — published 1990
Battersea Parker (Paperback)
by (shelved 98 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.54 — 7,398 ratings — published
Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
by (shelved 88 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.02 — 115,767 ratings — published 2011
The Hating Game (Paperback)
by (shelved 87 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.86 — 819,461 ratings — published 2016
Uck It List (Paperback)
by (shelved 82 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,294 ratings — published
Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 82 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 717,702 ratings — published 2000
Saint Richard Parker (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 71 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.29 — 5,727 ratings — published 2023
Can You Keep a Secret? (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 71 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.82 — 471,953 ratings — published 2003
The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
by (shelved 70 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.21 — 1,005,174 ratings — published 2015
Comedian Gone Wrong (Paperback)
by (shelved 69 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,459 ratings — published
Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)
by (shelved 68 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.26 — 24,995 ratings — published 2012
Battersea Parker 2 (Paperback)
by (shelved 63 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.59 — 4,341 ratings — published
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Paperback)
by (shelved 61 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.17 — 215,137 ratings — published 2013
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 61 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.86 — 511,923 ratings — published 2011
Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
by (shelved 60 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.65 — 2,113 ratings — published
The Martian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 60 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.42 — 1,265,871 ratings — published 2011
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 58 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.90 — 200,030 ratings — published 2012
Perfection (Neighbor from Hell, #2)
by (shelved 56 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.12 — 66,679 ratings — published 2011
I've Got Your Number (Hardcover)
by (shelved 56 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.94 — 238,751 ratings — published 2011
Yes Please (Hardcover)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.85 — 552,569 ratings — published 2014
Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.88 — 67,938 ratings — published 2013
The Princess Bride (Paperback)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.27 — 943,068 ratings — published 1973
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (Paperback)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.22 — 180,970 ratings — published 2002
The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
by (shelved 52 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.12 — 5,653,886 ratings — published 2012
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 52 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,387,852 ratings — published 2005
Bridget Jones’s Diary (Bridget Jones, #1)
by (shelved 52 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.81 — 1,018,511 ratings — published 1996
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)
by (shelved 49 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.76 — 135,089 ratings — published 1999
The Rosie Project (Don Tillman, #1)
by (shelved 48 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 590,440 ratings — published 2013
One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
by (shelved 48 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.05 — 576,601 ratings — published 1994
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Hardcover)
by (shelved 48 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.84 — 167,814 ratings — published 2008
First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
by (shelved 47 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.02 — 91,645 ratings — published 2011
Double Trouble (Paperback)
by (shelved 46 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.75 — 1,789 ratings — published 2020
The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.90 — 1,099,532 ratings — published 2019
Pucked (Pucked, #1)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.84 — 88,834 ratings — published 2015
Checkmate (Neighbor from Hell, #3)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.12 — 49,717 ratings — published 2012
The Unidentified Redhead (Redhead, #1)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 29,641 ratings — published 2010
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.20 — 313,452 ratings — published 1980
You Deserve Each Other (You Deserve Each Other, #1)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.87 — 136,305 ratings — published 2020
Play (Stage Dive, #2)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.23 — 60,976 ratings — published 2014
Love and Lists (Chocoholics, #1)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.16 — 11,898 ratings — published 2013
My Lady Jane (The Lady Janies, #1)
by (shelved 43 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.00 — 81,396 ratings — published 2016
The Score (Off-Campus, #3)
by (shelved 43 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.15 — 487,046 ratings — published 2016
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (Hardcover)
by (shelved 43 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.51 — 148,095 ratings — published 2012
Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)
by (shelved 42 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.34 — 233,036 ratings — published 1989
“I sprung you because I've got a message for you"
"doesn't your family own a cell phone company?"
"only a little one”
― Heist Society
"doesn't your family own a cell phone company?"
"only a little one”
― Heist Society
“Where's your car? Miles asks, glancing at him as he slams his door shut and slings his backpack over his shoulder. "And whats up with your hand?"
"I got rid of it," Damen says, gaze fixed on mine. Then glancing at Miles and seeing his expression he adds, "The car, not the hand."
"Did you trade it in?" I ask, but only because Miles is listening. [...]
He shakes his head and walks me to the gate, smiling as he says, "No, I just dropped off on the side of the road, key in the ignition, engine running."
"Excuse me?!" Miles yelps. "You mean to tell me that you left your shiny, black, BMW M6 Coupe—by the side of the road?"
Damen nods.
But thats a hundred-thousand-dollar car!" Miles gasps as his face turns bright red.
"A hundreds and ten." Damen laughs. "Don't forget, it was fully customized and loaded with options."
Miles stares at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, unable to comprehend how anyone could do such a thing—why anyone would do such a thing. "Um, okay, so let me get this straight—you just woke up and decided—Hey, what the hell? I think I'll just dump my ridiculously expensive luxury car by the side of the road—WHERE JUST ANYONE CAN TAKE IT?"
Damen shrugs. "Pretty much."
"Because in case you haven't noticed," Miles says, practically hyperventilating now. "Some of us are a little car deprived. Some of us were born with parents so cruel and unusual they're forced to rely on the kindness of friends for the rest of their lives!"
"Sorry." Damen shrugs. "Guess I hadn't thought about that. Though if it makes you feel any better, it was all for a very good cause.”
― Shadowland
"I got rid of it," Damen says, gaze fixed on mine. Then glancing at Miles and seeing his expression he adds, "The car, not the hand."
"Did you trade it in?" I ask, but only because Miles is listening. [...]
He shakes his head and walks me to the gate, smiling as he says, "No, I just dropped off on the side of the road, key in the ignition, engine running."
"Excuse me?!" Miles yelps. "You mean to tell me that you left your shiny, black, BMW M6 Coupe—by the side of the road?"
Damen nods.
But thats a hundred-thousand-dollar car!" Miles gasps as his face turns bright red.
"A hundreds and ten." Damen laughs. "Don't forget, it was fully customized and loaded with options."
Miles stares at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, unable to comprehend how anyone could do such a thing—why anyone would do such a thing. "Um, okay, so let me get this straight—you just woke up and decided—Hey, what the hell? I think I'll just dump my ridiculously expensive luxury car by the side of the road—WHERE JUST ANYONE CAN TAKE IT?"
Damen shrugs. "Pretty much."
"Because in case you haven't noticed," Miles says, practically hyperventilating now. "Some of us are a little car deprived. Some of us were born with parents so cruel and unusual they're forced to rely on the kindness of friends for the rest of their lives!"
"Sorry." Damen shrugs. "Guess I hadn't thought about that. Though if it makes you feel any better, it was all for a very good cause.”
― Shadowland
