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Good Omens Good Omens (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.25 — 833,945 ratings — published 1990
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 5 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,044,544 ratings — published 1979
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Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1) Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.46 — 368,851 ratings — published 2020
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2) The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)
by (shelved 3 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.19 — 320,508 ratings — published 1980
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John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1) John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.86 — 85,639 ratings — published 2007
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The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1) The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.88 — 138,266 ratings — published 2001
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Eric (Discworld, #9; Rincewind, #4) Eric (Discworld, #9; Rincewind, #4)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.79 — 82,826 ratings — published 1990
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye When the Moon Hits Your Eye (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.77 — 19,765 ratings — published 2025
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Sourcery (Discworld, #5; Rincewind, #3) Sourcery (Discworld, #5; Rincewind, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.92 — 112,335 ratings — published 1988
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Starter Villain Starter Villain (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.11 — 101,749 ratings — published 2023
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The Day the Crayons Came Home (Crayons) The Day the Crayons Came Home (Crayons)
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avg rating 4.40 — 17,011 ratings — published 2015
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The Bodyguard The Bodyguard (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.94 — 423,449 ratings — published 2022
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Funny Story Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.18 — 1,362,384 ratings — published 2024
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Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life (Scott Pilgrim, #1) Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life (Scott Pilgrim, #1)
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avg rating 4.19 — 219,974 ratings — published 2004
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Rooster Fighter, Vol. 2 Rooster Fighter, Vol. 2 (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 885 ratings — published 2021
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An Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good (Elderly Lady, #1) An Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good (Elderly Lady, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.73 — 41,589 ratings — published 2013
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Practice Makes Perfect (When in Rome, #2) Practice Makes Perfect (When in Rome, #2)
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avg rating 4.00 — 240,057 ratings — published 2023
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,330,550 ratings — published 2011
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The Metamorphosis The Metamorphosis (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 1,482,978 ratings — published 1915
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The Master and Margarita The Master and Margarita (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.28 — 434,147 ratings — published 1967
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A Confederacy of Dunces A Confederacy of Dunces (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.89 — 302,834 ratings — published 1980
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Yearbook Yearbook (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.15 — 84,536 ratings — published 2021
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Howl's Moving Castle (Howl's Moving Castle, #1) Howl's Moving Castle (Howl's Moving Castle, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.28 — 459,310 ratings — published 1986
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It Ends with Us (It Ends with Us, #1) It Ends with Us (It Ends with Us, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.07 — 4,723,147 ratings — published 2016
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The Constant Rabbit The Constant Rabbit (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.06 — 10,729 ratings — published 2020
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Legend (Legend, #1) Legend (Legend, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.15 — 569,026 ratings — published 2011
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Lost in a Good Book (Thursday Next, #2) Lost in a Good Book (Thursday Next, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.13 — 56,500 ratings — published 2002
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The Love Hypothesis The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.09 — 1,981,795 ratings — published 2021
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The Woman Who Died a Lot (Thursday Next, #7) The Woman Who Died a Lot (Thursday Next, #7)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.08 — 15,253 ratings — published 2012
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Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1) Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.85 — 152,486 ratings — published 2011
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The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear (Zamonia, #1) The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear (Zamonia, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.33 — 28,228 ratings — published 1999
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One of Our Thursdays Is Missing (Thursday Next, #6) One of Our Thursdays Is Missing (Thursday Next, #6)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.99 — 20,274 ratings — published 2011
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When She Belongs (Risdaverse, #4) When She Belongs (Risdaverse, #4)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.20 — 9,226 ratings — published 2020
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The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors: A Hilarious Battle Story About Epic Playground Heroes for Children (Ages 4–8) The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors: A Hilarious Battle Story About Epic Playground Heroes for Children (Ages 4–8)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.33 — 8,201 ratings — published 2017
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The Day the Crayons Quit The Day the Crayons Quit (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.42 — 60,393 ratings — published 2013
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Mating the Huntress (Monsters and Mates, #1) Mating the Huntress (Monsters and Mates, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.84 — 6,014 ratings — published 2018
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Grin and Beard It (Winston Brothers, #2) Grin and Beard It (Winston Brothers, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.10 — 33,927 ratings — published 2016
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Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! (Pigeon, #1) Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! (Pigeon, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.33 — 106,318 ratings — published 2003
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Royals (Royals, #1) Royals (Royals, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.74 — 28,229 ratings — published 2018
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First Among Sequels (Thursday Next, #5) First Among Sequels (Thursday Next, #5)
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avg rating 4.03 — 27,757 ratings — published 2007
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2) The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.03 — 89,951 ratings — published 1988
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Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse Ten Simple Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse (ebook)
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avg rating 4.15 — 662 ratings — published 2015
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Death: A Life Death: A Life (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 3.76 — 2,950 ratings — published 2008
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Something Rotten (Thursday Next, #4) Something Rotten (Thursday Next, #4)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.16 — 36,198 ratings — published 2004
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4) So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.08 — 187,429 ratings — published 1984
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The Well of Lost Plots (Thursday Next, #3) The Well of Lost Plots (Thursday Next, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.09 — 42,781 ratings — published 2003
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The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2) The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.01 — 171,340 ratings — published 1986
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The Book with No Pictures The Book with No Pictures (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.35 — 31,636 ratings — published 2014
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Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3) Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as goofy)
avg rating 4.16 — 253,289 ratings — published 1982
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Dr. Seuss
“And, now, come to this spot
Where the spotlight is hot
And you'll see in the spotlight
A Juggling Jott
Who can juggle some stuff
You might think he could not...
Such as twenty-two question marks,
Which is a lot.
Also forty-four commas
And, also, one dot!
That's the kind of Circus McGurkus I've got!”
Dr. Seuss, If I Ran the Circus

Zechariah Barrett
“Once outside, the detectives advanced up an escalator and to a floor with two elevators. One was labeled for the staff, and the other for guests. In the corner was a plain grey door which led up a staircase.

“Monsieur Leor…” Jean began. “Are you up for a challenge?”

“You want to run up the staircase.” Leor concluded, plainly. “Like schoolboys?”

“Ouais, monsieur,” Jean replied, with a silly grin. “You can consider it your preliminary training, if that helps your dignity.”
Zechariah Barrett, Beyond Chivalry

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