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The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear

(Zamonien #1)

4.26  ·  Rating details ·  19,138 ratings  ·  1,445 reviews
Captain Bluebear tells the story of his first 13-1/2 lives spent on the mysterious continent of Zamonia, where intelligence is an infectious disease, water flows uphill, and dangers lie in wait for him around every corner.

"A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen and a half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter
Paperback, 704 pages
Published August 29th 2006 by Harry N. Abrams (first published March 28th 1999)
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Lars Klamer I truly don't understand how this book is not a worldwide classic. I really want to read more but most of it is not translated in Dutch.
Normally I re…more
I truly don't understand how this book is not a worldwide classic. I really want to read more but most of it is not translated in Dutch.
Normally I read everything in English but since I read bluebear in Dutch I really want to read the rest in Dutch too. Only Bluebear, Rumo and City are translated in Dutch and they're quite hard to find.(less)

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Sep 14, 2007 rated it it was amazing
I spent the first 300 or so pages of this book trying to figure out whether it was a children's book for very advanced children or an adult book for readers who hadn't lost their sense of play and wonder. It's whimsically illustrated, audaciously imaginative, and has a distinked [sic] fascination with body odor. But to get some of the jokes, you need to have a passing familiarity with quantum physics, string theory, and academic politics. Eventually I gave up trying to categorize it and just enj ...more
☘Misericordia☘ ⚡ϟ⚡⛈⚡☁ ❇️❤❣
Oh, My! Here goes the Zamonian shoplist of curiosities.
A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen and a half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest. (c)
A bear must have his secrets, after all; they make him seem attractive and mysterious. (c)
Winter is following autumn in its time-honoured way. The sun, cold as the moon, is sinking into the icy grey sea below my cliff, and the wind smells of snow. But there’s something else in the air as well: the scent of bonfi
May 24, 2008 rated it did not like it
Recommends it for: people who like the same thing, over and over and over again
Ehhh. If I would have been the editor on this book I would have cut out about, oh, 400 pages. And I would have asked if maybe, just maybe, we could work some STORY into the novel.

Really, the book is no more than a catalog of happenstance. I did THIS, and then THIS happened, and after that I went to THIS weird place where I did THIS weird thing. Multiply that by some 700 pages and you have a snorefest. Was it wildly inventive? Yes it was. Were there interesting characters? Certainly. What about
J.L.   Sutton
Dec 03, 2018 rated it really liked it
Such a fun read! Walter Moers' The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear in turn felt reminiscent of Gulliver's Travels, Don Quixote and even Patrick Rothfuss's Name of the Wind. Captain Bluebear's explorations of Zamonia allow Moers to build a world which is quirky, original and expansive. The fact that the protagonist is a blue bear which interacts with all manner of creatures (including humans) is just one aspect of this strange world. The duel of lies, a cultural phenomenon of this world, dominat ...more
Mar 01, 2016 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Adults who haven't grown up yet
Recommended to Michael by: Molly Billygoat

What do you get when you put a Blue bear in one of the most wonderfully imaginative worlds I have ever encountered in Fiction? In the hands of a master story teller and illustrator like Walter Moers you get a zany and wacky adventure with all manner of creatures, both lovable and scary and a reading experience like no other. Told almost as a biography of 13 1/2 of Blue bears 27 lives, readers like I are powerless to resist.

Joining the story with a very young Blue bear adrift floating in frighten
Oct 09, 2015 rated it it was amazing
Bluebear is everything he should be and so much more than I thought he would be. Between the cover and the title, hell even the synopsis, I was up the proverbial shit creek without a paddle when trying to explain to people what my current read was. “Is that a children’s book?” “Are you high?” After stumbling and mumbling my way through a couple of barely coherent sentences I would make the second mistake, offer them the book. One quick flip, maybe a pause at a picture or two before gently placin ...more
Nat K
Apr 22, 2018 rated it it was amazing
”We’ve got something for you,” said the other wave. “A name!”
“Yes,” said the first wave, “ We're calling you Bluebear.”

The Babbling Billows obviously didn’t have much in the way of imagination, but still, I’d never had a name before.

We first meet Bluebear as a cub, where he is so tiny he fits in a walnut shell. Hurtling through a wild sea, he is saved from an early demise by a crew of Minipirates. And so begin the lives and adventures of Bluebear.

🌟🌟🌟FANTASTIC-al, magical and utterly clever. I l
Jul 28, 2010 rated it really liked it
Humor is a very personal matter. What some people find funny, others find stupid. I've always tended to enjoy British humor more than American, outside of Mel Brooks. I prefer Blackadder over Mr. Bean. I love Little Britain, but don't really find Webb and Mitchell (or is it Mitchell and Webb?) to be as fulfilling. They seem to try too hard.

I enjoyed this book. I do see, however, how it will not be to everyone's tastes.

There is much in Bluebear that is amusing and wonderful. The story is very epi
Jun 01, 2008 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Indescribable, mad book, but fun.

A blue bear tells of his bizarre adventures (half of his 27 lives) in a fantasy world of extraordinary creatures. Rescued and raised by mini pirates, taught to talk by Babbling Willows, navigator for a pterodactyl superhero etc etc. Interspersed with snippets from an encyclopaedia about the relevant creatures (shades of Hitchiker's), and plenty of pen and ink illustrations.

The overall effect is like a more adult version of Stewart and Ridell's Edge Chronicles,
Adam Floridia
Jan 20, 2013 rated it did not like it
Shelves: 1-star-books
This may sound tautological, but I'm disappointed that I didn't like this book. Obviously, one would be disappointed after reading a 700 page book he didn't enjoy, but there's something more here. It's like this poem.

I had been to Zamonia first in City of Dreaming Books and then again in Rumo. I enjoyed its quirky characters and the playful adventures they endured. And no one has more adventures than Bluebear--13, in fact, with many, many sub-adventures. Every single one places Bluebear in the m
Maria Elmvang
Jan 30, 2010 rated it it was amazing
Still love this book :) Walter Moers creates a vivid and imaginative universe and stays absolutely true to it to the very end. I've read a number of his books by now, and this is definitely the best.

I love his way of using the book media to tell his story, and though I generally don't care much for illustrations one way or another, here they definitely enhance the story. The characters are original and well described, and the 13.5 lives different enough to make for a very interesting story. I si
May 16, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Someone with a sense of humour, enjoyment of puns, and creative imagination
I picked it up because the cover art caught my attention and the title was so novel as to get me to skim through a few pages. It's a tome of a book, but really a fast read. Broken down into each of Bluebear's "lives" it's more of a collection of 13 1/2 stories than one contiguous story (though they do all tie in together, of course). It is reminiscent of a children's story book but with complex ideas so as to be interesting to the adult. But that kind of feel. A blue bear that rides on the back ...more
Jan 19, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: audible
Quirky. Whimsical. Creative. Adorable. Fabulous illustrations.

The book is written and illustrated by Walter Moers. He is German, but the book was translated. I’m utterly enchanted.

I laughed out loud over and over. I annoyed my husband with repeated WAIT. JUST LISTEN. He didn’t find any of the things I read out loud as funny as I did. Dark humor.

I was reminded of Terry Pratchett. Of The Princess Bride. Of Paddington Bear. Of some of my favorite fairy tales that are multi-layered and filled with
DNF @ page 448

2 stars.

After far far too long on my 'Currently Reading' shelf, (almost 2 years!!) I'm putting this aside. I really wanted to love it but unfortunately this ended up dragging. Still it was OK, and for that I give it two stars. But it is now time to move on and start the next year fresh.
Jun 26, 2007 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Someone looking for something different
Wow. This book was basically The Hitchhiker's Guide meets Where the Sidewalk Ends. It's exceptionally different and is a great book to escape reality in. There are many different stories full of memorable scenes and characters (Minipirates?).

Definitely recommended.
Nov 02, 2013 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: favourites
okay this was one of the best reads I ever had!
Walter Moers is a true genius of writting I love his style and I really wish that more people
would read his books. I read the german (original) version and I think its more as powerfull as the english translation..
The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear is the quirkiest, most random book I have ever read, and not always in a bad way. It's so laughable that it manages to be interesting... even when it's really not.

However, sometimes it was just too much quirkiness. Moers spends 17 entire pages talking about random species in Atlantis, a majority of which he will never mention again. A lot of this wasn't needed and really took away from the rest of the whimsical story.

Ah, the story. There isn't one. This is
Dec 30, 2010 rated it liked it
Shelves: fantasy-sci-fi
This is not a normal book. If you want a normal book, this one is not for you. Moers is the King of Craziness. I imagine it (the ideas for his books) happening like this - Papa Moers has a child with insomnia, and the only way he can get this kid to fall asleep is to make up stories - long stories, stories that dredge every inch of his imagination (the most prodigious imagination ever)...

If you want to know who lives inside the eye of a tornado, or what its like to live in a mirage city, or meet
Stephen Robert Collins
Apr 25, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Captain Blue bear ill by the author with crazy adventures of Mad Bear
This the book to read when you need to forget about something horrible to make you happy it's Terry Pratchett' Robert Rankin, P.G.Wodehouse, Family Guy & American Dad it is ....
Jul 28, 2008 rated it did not like it
Recommends it for: No one
The slipcover of this book compared the writing to Douglas Adams and J.R.R. Tolkein. While I agree that the author could be considered slightly clever and the book an epic saga, both become victims of too much of an almost good thing. This book is 700 pages of repetitive, redundant and reiterative rubbish. I was tempted to stop reading about 300 pages into it but for some unknown reason gave it a chance. Now, I want those last 400 pages of my life back! The endlessness of the story grew increasi ...more
Jul 12, 2009 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy
I had difficulties rating this book; I adored it, but not quite as much as Moers' other book which I read first, The City of Dreaming Books. But I'm still giving it five stars as well because it does deserve them, being a perfectly delightful and entertaining collection of weird and imaginative adventures.

I'm a little surprised at the number of negative reviews that this book has received on Goodreads. I think the problem must be that the readers went in expecting something quite different than
Jim Peterson
Oct 06, 2013 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy, german

I always try to write reviews for books that are not too well known, and I’ve been dragging my feet here. Since this is a such wonderful book by a talented and imaginative author, I’ve been afraid I won’t do it justice. It’s been over two years since I read this, but it’s still very much with me and fresh in mind the way only the best books can do.

Walter Moers is an excellent writer, though he has somewhat of a low-brow reputation in Germany due to his “The Little @$$hole” comic series, which I
Anzu The Great Destroyer
I enjoyed reading The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear in the beginning. However, after making progress with the book, I started to lose interest.

The characters are extremely unique to say the least. The world concepts are amazing, but the storytelling is far from good. The book needs a serious cleanup, say four hundred pages erased. I felt like more than half of it was pure filling. A bunch of chapters were useless, they had nothing to do with the story and the book could easily live without them.
Sep 03, 2007 rated it it was ok
is a long an entertainingly illustrated book of silliness. It all starts with the Mini-Pirates and goes on from there. The silliness is charming but also so unrelenting that I had to take breaks. What do you expect from a German cartoonist who is responsible for a character called Little Asshole? (March 31, 2007)
Is there anyone in this world who doesn't love to read about a blue bear who discovers the world, asks questions about the meaning of life and travels through time and space?
I can't think of anyone.
5 of 5 stars
Jul 27, 2016 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2020, fantasy, audio, 2016, re-read
Oh, this is definitely one of my favourite books ever. <3
Zamonien is the place where intelligence is infectious. Oh, how I wish it was like that in real life!
Wiebke (1book1review)
This was so much better than I had expected but it also had it's lengths and wore me down with lists in Atlantis.
But if you are looking for a fun fantasy setting and follow the adventures of a little bluebear this is a good place to go.
Heidi The Reader
This book was very strange. It reminded me of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator by Roald Dahl. Moers writes page after page of strange creatures, worlds, and circumstances that are only connected because Bluebear passes through them. And, like in Dahl's book, I felt like the author was always hinting about a greater truth behind the story, as if The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear was more a gigantic allegory than a children's book. I enjoyed the fantastic nature of it but I didn't like the ...more
Dec 23, 2016 rated it did not like it
Wow (not a good wow). This book was a slog. But I made it. Finally.

Don't get me wrong, fair play to Walter Moers - it's abundantly clear this is a labour of love and that he revelled in losing himself within this magical, imaginative world of his, with his plucky blue narrator; and if that's not what life's about, then I don't know what is. But as a reader, journeying through this tale was akin to traipsing through the dastardly quicksand near that volcano in the story (Forgive me for not being
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Walter Moers was born in 1957 and is a writer, cartoonist, painter and sculptor. He has refused to be photographed ever since his comic strips The Little Asshole and Adolf were published, the latter leading him to be declared persona non grata by the political right in Germany. Walter Moers lives in Hamburg.

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