Jeans Quotes

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Elizabeth Gilbert
“Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have...undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out and left? No? It's because he doesn't care! He's in a room with a naked girl, he just won the lottery. I am so tired of saying no, waking up in the morning and recalling every single thing I ate the day before, counting every calorie I consumed so I know just how much self loathing to take into the shower. I'm going for it. I have no interest in being obese, I'm just through with the guilt. So this is what I'm going to do, I'm going to finish this pizza, and then we are going to go watch the soccer game, and tomorrow we are going to go on a little date and buy ourselves some bigger jeans.”
Elizabeth Gilbert

One Direction
“You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up the dots with the freckles on you cheeks and it all makes sense to me. I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile you've never loved your stomach or your thighs and the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but I love them endlessly.I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if i do its you oh its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little thing. You can't go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in you sleep and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep though it makes no sense to me. I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into to your jeans but you're perfect to me. I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its these they add up to and Im in love with you and all you little things. You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darlin' but I want you to if I let you know I'm here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I love you ohhhhh. And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth cause its you oh its you its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little things I wont let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its you they add up to and im in love with you and all your little things. <3”
One Direction

Eoin Colfer
“So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.”
Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

Eoin Colfer
“Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt" ...Artemis took several breaths. "Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?" A rustling of paper crackled through the phone's speakers. "Yes, it's so cool. There's a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSIY. I don't know what that means but it sounds really current." Randomosity though Artemis, and he felt like weeping.”
Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

Yves Saint-Laurent
“I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.”
Yves Saint Laurent

“And for once a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world”
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift: Speak Now

David Levithan
“this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.”
David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Amit Kalantri
“Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“With right fashion, every female would be a flame.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Sara Zarr
“Katy skipped over, her low-rise jeans threatening to fall off her skinny hips. With some girls, that was a sexy look. With Katy, it made you nervous.”
Sara Zarr, Sweethearts

Katie McGarry
“There’s a pulse in my body, vibrating every pressure point. “I like kissing you.”
His hand lowers to my waist. “I could kiss you forever.”
I lazily glance at him from under my eyelashes. “Just kissing.” Because I think I’ll combust if we do more.
The right side of his mouth quirks. “Just kissing. And some touching.” To prove his point Isaiah’s hands caress my back, weave into my hair and slide against the dip of my waist.
Yes, definitely some touching. I inhale deeply, reminding myself that breathing is still a requirement. “I agree. Some touching. No new clothes off.”
Because I’d probably pass out at the thought of his jeans off. They already hang low on his hips. Too low. Very low. Low enough that I start to imagine what more there is to him.
Isaiah wraps his hand around the back of my neck and performs this deep massage that makes my eyes roll into my head in ecstasy. “I’ll put my shirt back on if you want.”
“No,”
I breathe out. “I’m fine with it off.” More than fine.

Katie McGarry, Crash into You

Amit Kalantri
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Any girl with a grin never looks grim.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Dean Koontz
“I could live with one butt cheek — just sit at a slant for the rest of my life, not worry about how baggy the seat of my blue jeans looked, get used to the nickname Halfass — but I couldn't live with my brains blown out.”
Dean Koontz, Forever Odd

Brenna Ehrlich
“Shirts and jeans litter the asphalt, the empty fabric limbs askew as if they're attempting to escape. Blood smears Sarah's lips as she struggles against the chest of a dirty looking man with a beard. Terror. Terror is the only word my mind can seize on and it forgets what it means. I forget how to think - to move.”
Brenna Ehrlich, Placid Girl

Jennifer Garner
“Can we just stop pretending that skinny jeans are a good look on anyone? Can we just band together and go for a boot cut, please? Ladies?”
Jennifer Garner

Amit Kalantri
“You cannot choose your face but you can choose your dress.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“The holes in my shoes and the holes in my jeans make me whole!”
Avijeet Das

“The holes in my jeans ans the holes in my boots make me whole!”
Avijeet Das

“The holes in my boots and the holes in my jeans make me whole!”
Avijeet Das

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Being short was determined by one’s genes. Feeling short is determined by the length of one’s jeans.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Simone Elkeles
Carajo!" Paco says, throwing down his lunch. "They think they can buy a U-shaped shell, stuff it, and call it a taco, but those cafeteria workers wouldn't know taco meat from a piece of shit. That's what this tastes like, Alex."
"You're makin' me sick, man," I tell him.
I stare uncomfortably at the food I brought from home. Thanks to Paco everything looks like mierda now. Disgusted, I shove what's left of my lunch into my brown paper bag.
"Want some of it?" Paco says with a grin as he holds out the shitty taco to me.
"Bring that one inch closer to me and you'll be sorry," I threaten.
"I'm shakin' in my pants."
Paco wiggles the offending taco, goading me. He should seriously know better.
"If any of that gets on me--"
"What'cha gonna do, kick my ass?" Paco sings sarcastically, still shaking the taco. Maybe I should punch him in the face, knocking him out so I won't have to deal with him right now.
As I have that thought, I feel something drop on my pants. I look down even though I know what I'll see. Yes, a big blob of wet, gloppy stuff passing as taco meat lands right on the crotch of my faded jeans.
"Fuck," Paco says, his face quickly turning from amusement to shock. "Want me to clean it off for you?"
"If your fingers get anywhere close to my dick, I'm gonna personally shoot you in the huevos," I growl through clenched teeth.
I flick the mystery meat off my crotch. A big, greasy stain lingers. I turn back to Paco. "You got ten minutes to get me a new pair of pants."
"How the hell am I s'posed to do that?"
"Be creative."
"Take mine." Paco stands and brings his fingers to the waistband of his jeans, unbuttoning right in the middle of the courtyard.
"Maybe I wasn't specific enough," I tell him, wondering how I'm going to act like the cool guy in chem class when it looks like I've peed in my pants. "I meant, get me a new pair of pants that will fit me, pendejo. You're so short you could audition to be one of Santa Claus's elves."
"I'm toleratin' your insults because we're like brothers."
"Nine minutes and thirty seconds."
It doesn't take Paco more than that to start running toward the school parking lot.”
Simone Elkeles, Perfect Chemistry

Eduardo Sacheri
“Nunca falta algún odioso que me calcule cuarenta. Supongo que mi modo de vestir tampoco me ayuda, justo es reconocerlo. Pero no puedo evitarlo: los jeans y las zapatillas me producen un rechazo insuperable. No en otros, cuidado. En el resto de la gente los acepto como totalmente naturales. Pero en mí me suenan impostados, se me hacen parte de un incompleto disfraz de payaso triste. Las poquísimas veces que intenté vestirlos sufrí como loco: sentía que en cualquier momento alguien terminaría por echarse a reír, señalándome con el dedo, invitando a los demás a sumarse a su carcajada.”
Eduardo Sacheri, Te conozco, Mendizábal y otros cuentos

Kiran Manral
“It was the stretch and give of the lycra. And the deep blue, invitingly deep, the deep blue of sleep she longed for, blank and intense, and dissolving everything that would make her toss and turn endlessly through the night.”
Kiran Manral, Missing, Presumed Dead

Nitya Prakash
“I don't trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on.”
Nitya Prakash

Donald D. Hoffman
“Once we know the rules that human vision uses to decode messages about fitness, we can use those rules to send the messages we want. Consider jeans.”
Donald D. Hoffman, The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes

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