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“Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.”
― Henry and June: From "A Journal of Love": The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1931-1932
― Henry and June: From "A Journal of Love": The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1931-1932
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
― Brain Droppings
― Brain Droppings
“One second, he was in my mouth, my tongue flicking over the broad head of him; the next, his hands were on my waist and I flipped onto my front. He nudged my legs apart with his knees, spreading me as he gripped my hips, tugging them up, up before he sheathed himself deep in me with a single stroke.
I moaned into the pillow at every glorious inch of him, rising onto my forearms as my fingers grappled into the sheets.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
I moaned into the pillow at every glorious inch of him, rising onto my forearms as my fingers grappled into the sheets.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”
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“... so I leaned down and put my mouth on him.
He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and I laughed around him, even as I took him deeper into my mouth.
His hands were now fisted in the sheets, white-knuckled as I slid my tongue over him, grazing slightly with my teeth. His groan was fire to my blood.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and I laughed around him, even as I took him deeper into my mouth.
His hands were now fisted in the sheets, white-knuckled as I slid my tongue over him, grazing slightly with my teeth. His groan was fire to my blood.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.”
― Brain Droppings
― Brain Droppings
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)”
― The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
― The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
“Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Don’t spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it’s an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.”
― The Gift of Girls
― The Gift of Girls
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?”
― The Liar
― The Liar
“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.”
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“A really good blowjob is like making a cake, the gathering of ingredients, the mixing and stirring, the slow baking in the warm oven of your mouth. Timing is everything. So is the variety of flicks, licks, nicks and kisses that culminate with gentle persistent pressure on the frenulum, a membrane on the underside of the penis that connects the head to the shaft.”
― The Gift of Girls
― The Gift of Girls
“Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“There is nothing more feminine than a blowjob. You naked on your knees. Your guy with his hand resting on the back of your head. A really good blowjob confirms some primal nostalgia. It puts the world in balance.”
― The Secret Life of Girls
― The Secret Life of Girls
“He tastes of rice with a touch of saffron. He says I taste of seafood. I guess we'd make a good paella.”
― Girl Trade
― Girl Trade
“I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand.”
― Handle with Care
― Handle with Care
“She sucks at her words as they come out. She seems to practise a constant fellatio on the words she pronounces.”
― Fragments
― Fragments
“CASE 146. Once summer's evening, at twilight, X.Y., a doctor of medicine in a North German city, was trodden on by a watchman as he (the doctor) was committing an immoral act with a tramp on a path in a field. He was practicing masturbation on him and thereupon putting the tramp's penis into his mouth.”
― Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Legal Study
― Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Legal Study
“Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.”
― Coconut Cowboy
― Coconut Cowboy
“MADAME DE SAINT-ANGE — [...] My husband's whim is to have himself sucked, and here is the most unusual practice joined as a corollary to that one; while, as I bend over his face and cheerily pumping the fuck from his balls, I must shit in his mouth!...He swallows it down!...
EUGENIE — Now there's a most extraordinary notion!”
― Philosophy in the Boudoir
EUGENIE — Now there's a most extraordinary notion!”
― Philosophy in the Boudoir
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