Coconut Cowboy Quotes

“Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“The way I figured, I was just a kid, and if I could take it apart, they surely could put it back together. Then my mom would walk in the kitchen and see me standing on a chair at the counter, holding a screwdriver with disassembled components all over the place. ‘What the heck’s going on?’ ‘I’m intrigued how the blender works.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“Haven’t you heard the joke: ‘What were the redneck’s last words?’ ” “No.” “Hold my beer and watch this.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“Then the Florida un-boredom switch was thrown.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“A sane person to an insane society must appear insane. KURT VONNEGUT”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“Serge shook his head vigorously. “I possess a rare physical constitution that demands I ignore advice.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“History has an imagination greater than any writer,” said Serge.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“I liked how the coyote could get whatever he wanted from the Acme company,” said Coleman. “That was the best part,” said Serge. “Anvils, foot springs, hot-air balloons, giant magnets .”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“You can only judge through the context of the times,” said Serge. “What’s an expression of love in one generation brings social workers to the house today.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“The simple math of trickle-down economics,” said Steve. “It’s expensive to be poor.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy