Boobs Quotes

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Joan Jett
“Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.”
Joan Jett

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“I blame boobs.”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, Pure

Christina Lauren
“See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your shoulders from bra straps, and your back hurts. And unless you're using them for their intended purpose, they're always in the way."
"In the way of what? My hands, My face? Don't you blaspheme in here." He looked up to the sky. "She didn't mean it, Lord. Promise.”
Christina Lauren, Beautiful Player
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Christina Lauren
“That's why I had a reduction when I was twenty-one," which is when his expression morphed into one of horror.
You'd have thought I told him I made an amazing stew from tiny babies and puppy tongues.
"Why on earth would you do that? That's like God giving you a beautiful gift and you kicking him in the nuts."
I laughed. "God? I thought you were agnostic, Professor."
"I am. But if I could motorboat perfect tits like yours I might be able to find Jesus."
I felt my blush warm my cheeks. "Because Jesus totally lives in my cleavage?"
"Not anymore he doesn't. Your boobs are now too small for him to be comfortable in there." He shook his head, and I couldn't stop laughing. "So selfish, Ziggs,”
Christina Lauren, Beautiful Player

Russell Means
“When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!”
Russell Means, Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russell Means

John Green
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh.”
John Green, Paper Towns

Helena Hunting
“I sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love.”
Helena Hunting, Pucked

Christine Heppermann
“How stupid that all I have to do
is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly
I'm man's best friend”
Christine Heppermann, Poisoned Apples: Poems for You, My Pretty

Belle Aurora
“No! Put your damn hand on my boob!”
Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned

Neven Iliev
“How come he didn't notice it earlier? Ah, probably because it was behind Xera's back while her voluptuous breasts were, as expected, on her chest.”
Neven Iliev, Morningwood

John Green
“She’s adorable .” “How would you know?” “I’m gay, not blind. Her hair’s all poofy and she’s got a great nose. I mean, a great nose. And, what? What do you people like? Boobs? She seems to have boobs. They seem to be of approximately normal boob size. What else do you want?”
John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Phoebe Kitanidis
“I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality”
Phoebe Kitanidis, Glimmer

Kate Meader
“Male appreciation hardened his features from doubt to certainty. Boobs, the best negotiation strategy of them all. She thanked the Lord and her genetics for her great rack.”
Kate Meader, Even the Score

Emer O'Toole
“Even within our culture, there are times when breasts stop being read as bouncy sex balls: when women are breastfeeding, there's pretty wide acceptance of the fact that shouting 'phwoar' is bad form.”
Emer O'Toole, Girls Will Be Girls: Dressing Up, Playing Parts and Daring to Act Differently

Philip  Elliott
“I got this cousin, Lamar,' he said. 'Total fool. And by fool I mean motherfucker wouldn't find water in a swimming pool. But, like all fools, he once spoke a sentence of true wisdom. We'd been talking about this brother, who had a certain . . . fondness for the kind of place you and I find ourselves in right now, and Lamar, in the midst of all his usual ignorant bullshit, said, "You got to be wary of a man who spends all his time watching titties bounce."' Floyd threw his head back and laughed. 'Shit still gets me.”
Philip Elliott, Nobody Move

Saul Bellow
“But fathers are soft on daughters. Look how Dad favors Angela. He gave her ten times more. Because she reminded him of Mae West. He was always smiling at her boobs. He wasn't aware of it. Mother and I saw it.”
Saul Bellow, Mr. Sammler's Planet

Deyth Banger
“Thoughts are powerful, one thinking for something makes big changes... you try... Imagine this say "I want to fuck", then imaginate a girl. A woman which is 18 years old, blonde hair, white skin, big ass, big boobs, long legs, and likes to play with dicks... Think few times on such type of stuff and look the magic!”
Deyth Banger

“Would three boobs be better than two?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles

“Life teaches you, the larger you grow in life the bigger should be your support system. Like boobs!”

Ian  McClellan
“I always hear parents talking about how outraged they are because their kid saw a boob or something like that on TV. I never hear anyone say that they're outraged because a cartoon character in a commercial that aired during a children's television program told them it was healthy to eat a bowl of chocolate and marshmallows for breakfast. If I had kids, I'd be outraged about that.”
Ian McClellan

Ruth Daniell
“I hope to offer the personal as a way to connect to the universal, not a claim for one universal experience of having breasts, but a universal hope for kindness—to each other and our selves and our bodies.”
Ruth Daniell

Natalie Angier
“More often than not, the ideal breast is an invented breast. Decolletage, the tushy breast, is an artifact of clothing. Naked breasts don't dance cheek to cheek--they turn away from each other. Breasts vary in size and shape to an outlandish degree, but they can be whipped into an impressive conformity, and because we are human and we can't leave anything alone, we have whipped away.”
Natalie Angier

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Millions of females strive to give and to maintain the impression that they are male, so there is an untapped market for what one might call a pull-down bra.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Brandon Sanderson
“Of course, it wasn't hard to get Spook's attention. You just had to have breasts and smell nice - and the second was sometimes optional.”
Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

“I may not be ‘the prettiest' or have ‘big boobies,' but I want people to remember me as the best.”
Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“Suddenly one day I sprouted boobs. Not *just* boobs. Enormous boobs. When puberty finally struck, I developed faster than a Polaroid. In my mind at least, I remember going to bed flat as a board one night and waking up with ginormous breasts the next morning. It was like, whoa, dude - this is better than the tooth fairy!”
Cassandra Peterson, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

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