Diapers Quotes (9 quotes)

“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”
― Eça de Queirós

tags: diapers, politics

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“But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.”
― Donald Miller, To Own a Dragon: Reflections On Growing Up Without A Father

tags: children, diapers, family, marriage, real-life, sunset, wine

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“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”
― Kenya Wright, Fire Baptized

tags: diapers, fire-baptized, humor, kenya-wright, sex-change, witch-doctor, witches

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“A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: age, death, dependence, diapers, nappies, old-age-homes

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“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

tags: daddy, dads, diapers, fathers, richelle, richelle-e-goodrich, richelle-goodrich

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“Caleb jerked me into the room and quickly shut the door as he flipped on the lights. “Well, that was just great,” he said sarcastically.
“I’m sure she’s seen your cute behind before,” I told him as I went to my suitcase. “I’m sure she changed plenty of your diapers.” He grimaces. “I don’t want to think about it.” I just laughed at him more”
― Shelly Crane, Defiance

tags: caleb, diapers, humour, maggie

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“Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on .”
― Saif Ullah

tags: diapers, somepeople

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“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways & plays. My potty-training days have long been over...so what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.”
― Tracey Bond

tags: bullshit, changing-diapers, diapers, full-of-shit, grown, potty-training, raising-children, wisdom-quotes

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