Mutineer Quotes

“God, you don't just barge in on my father, and definitely not my mother."
No way. You check with their personal secretaries first. Check out their moods. Then you make an appointment to slip in. There are basic things you learn when your parents run a planet.”
― Mike Shepherd, Mutineer

“They govern best by governing least,’ ” ....
“It’s the first sentence of their Constitution. They are permitted to have exactly one hundred pages of laws.
Size of pages, margins, and font size specified to prevent cheating.”
― Mike Shepherd, Mutineer

“It’s a bitch, you know, being an adult around the folks who changed your diapers.”
― Mike Shepherd, Mutineer