Cleavage Quotes

Quotes tagged as "cleavage" (showing 1-6 of 6)
Elisabeth Dale
“First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.”
Elisabeth Dale

John Green
“I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.”
John Green

Viet Thanh Nguyen
“While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them.”
Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer

Donna Lynn Hope
“Unless its done on purpose, crumbs and cleavage don't go together.”
Donna Lynn Hope

Rachel Spangler
“Baseball was a safe bet. Baseball also didn't have a girlfriend. Then again, baseball didn't have big brown eyes or show a little hint of cleavage under its uniforms. Decisions, decisions.”
Rachel Spangler, Heart of the Game

Viet Thanh Nguyen
“All this time I kept my gaze fixed on hers, an enormously difficult task given the gravitational pull exerted by her cleavage. While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them. The Chinese might have invented gunpowder and the noodle, but the West had invented cleavage, with profound if underappreciated implications.”
Viet Thanh Nguyen, The Sympathizer