Beard Quotes

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“It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your
beard’s stupid.”
“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us
getting along so well.”
Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones

Charles A. Beard
“When its dark enough you can see the stars.”
Charles Austin Beard

James Beard
“The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.”
James Beard

Dodie Smith
“How can a young man like to wear a beard?”
Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle
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“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.”
Cuthbert Soup, Another Whole Nother Story

Craig Ferguson
“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”
craig ferguson

Eric Hendrixson
“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”
Eric Hendrixson

Stephen Collins
“Because" is a word used by ordered, order-loving beings about a world which they like to think is ordered. "Because" is for storybooks. This is... Well, I know this is difficult to understand, but what we see here is becauselessness itself.”
Stephen Collins, The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil

Harlan Coben
“His black-to-gray beard was unruly enough to nest beetle larvae, his hair curled like something out of a bad production of Godspell.”
Harlan Coben, One False Move

Jason Carter Eaton
“When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.”
Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker

Amy Leigh Strickland
“...'beard' isn't really a superpower.”
Amy Leigh Strickland, The Pantheon

“Aim high, lick low.”

“No beard, no booty.”

“Because I'm a giver.”

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”


“For those hard to reach places.”

“Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”

“We'll lick this together.”

“Licked and loaded.”

“Squeal team six.”

“So good it'll make you ink.”

James Thurber
“A soft finger touched his shoulder and he turned to see a little man smiling in the moonlight. He wore an indescribable hat, his eyes were wide and astonished, as if everything were happening for the first time, and he had a dark describable beard.”
James Thurber, The 13 Clocks

“She: "Shave your beard!"
He: "I won't. It's growing on me.”
Avijeet Das

Kate Meader
“He paused and rubbed his beard. Good God, she’d play a gif of that over and over, if she could.”
Kate Meader, Man Down

Daniel Thorman
“No self-respecting dwarf would trust his beard to another man’s hand.”
Daniel Thorman, Calamity at Conclave

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