Beard Quotes

“It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your
beard’s stupid.”
“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us
getting along so well.”
― Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones

“When its dark enough you can see the stars.”
― Charles Austin Beard

“The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.”
― James Beard

“How can a young man like to wear a beard?”
― Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.”
― Cuthbert Soup, Another Whole Nother Story

“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”
― Eric Hendrixson

“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”
― craig ferguson

“A soft finger touched his shoulder and he turned to see a little man smiling in the moonlight. He wore an indescribable hat, his eyes were wide and astonished, as if everything were happening for the first time, and he had a dark describable beard.”
― James Thurber, The 13 Clocks

“His black-to-gray beard was unruly enough to nest beetle larvae, his hair curled like something out of a bad production of Godspell.”
― Harlan Coben, One False Move

“The beard doesn't turn a goat into a human.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.”
― Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker

“...'beard' isn't really a superpower.”
― Amy Leigh Strickland, The Pantheon

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“I like mine well hung.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“#LICKMETOO”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Beerd me!”
― THIGHBRUSH

“For those hard to reach places.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“We'll lick this together.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Licked and loaded.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Squeal team six.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“So good it'll make you ink.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“She: "Shave your beard!"
He: "I won't. It's growing on me.”
― Avijeet Das

“He paused and rubbed his beard. Good God, she’d play a gif of that over and over, if she could.”
― Kate Meader, Man Down

“No self-respecting dwarf would trust his beard to another man’s hand.”
― Daniel Thorman, Calamity at Conclave

“Silence. Laughter again. The happiness and relief was palpable. In the laughter, and in its silences.
Humour, like good beard, takes time to grow on people. And only good things will befall those who can have a hearty laugh; even if it takes a month, or longer.”
― Rasal, I Killed the Golden Goose : A COLLECTION OF THOUGHTS, THOUGHTLESSNESS, SILENCES, POEMS & SOME ‘SHOT’ STORIES

“Scarface

The hair is thinning,
At the forehead
This moustache of mine,
Is growing thicker
Though
And this beard of mine,
Stronger
And Grayer!

My face has,
Scars now
And so has my soul,
Shall I call myself
Scarface
Or Scarsoul?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store?

The two girls looking at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store?

The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das

“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store, and I couldn't find what I was looking for. So I went to the shop assistants who were two girls.

Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available in this store?

The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: to remove your moustache and beard?”
― Avijeet Das