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“Always keep your muzzle "down range".”
― THIGHBRUSH

Ollie Bowen
“manful potency
as masterful kissers
requires fecundity
with voluminous whiskers”
― Ollie Bowen, On the Occasion of a Wedding: Eclectic Love Poems

A.D. Aliwat
“It’s always such a joke, these boys with their beards. A male should wait until he has at least done something before growing one.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“The beard doesn't turn a goat into a human.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“I'm a grow-er and a show-er.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Aim high, lick low.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“If you grow it, they will cum.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Never skip (between the) leg day.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Finally, a cause worth kneeling for...”
― THIGHBRUSH

“It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your muzzle down range.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“No beard, no booty.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“#LICKMETOO”
― THIGHBRUSH

“For those hard to reach places.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“We'll lick this together.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Licked and loaded.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“For those "special ops".”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Squeal team six.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“So good it'll make you ink.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Beards are the all generations' six pack.”
― Bani Amin Akif

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