Dwarf Quotes

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George R.R. Martin
“Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

Terry Pratchett
“Silverfish looked down.
"Oh. Are you a dwarf?"
Cuddy gave him a blank stare.
"Are you a giant?" He said.
"Me? Of course not!"
"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.”
Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms: The Play

J.R.R. Tolkien
“And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation?”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Dejan Stojanovic
“This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.”
Dejan Stojanovic, The Sun Watches the Sun

Neil Gaiman
“One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.”
Neil Gaiman, Norse Mythology

Sabrina Zbasnik
“Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”
“Isn’t that the same thing?”
“Depends on who’s winning the war.”
Sabrina Zbasnik

Sabrina Zbasnik
“I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”
“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”
“Until they learn a new position.”
Sabrina Zbasnik

Haruki Murakami
“Unsure how to answer, I took another grape. Time was no problem for me, but I wasn't eager to hear the long life story of a dwarf. And besides, this was a dream. It could evaporate any moment.”
Haruki Murakami, The Elephant Vanishes

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

Christian Bök
“Hassan can, at a handclap, call a vassal at hand and ask that all staff plan a bacchanal - a gala ball that has what pagan charm small galas lack. Hassan claps, and (tah-dah) an Arab lass at a swank spa can draw a man's bath and wash a man's back, as Arab lads fawn and hang, athwart an altar, amaranth garlands as fragrant as attar - a balm that calms all angst. A dwarf can flap a palm branch that fans a fat maharajah.”
Christian Bök, Eunoia

Deborah Blake
“You might even say their bark is as bad as their bite.”
Deborah Blake, Wickedly Spirited

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mehmet Murat ildan
“The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

John Connolly
“Story!" The dwarf snorted. "You'll be talking about "happily ever after" next. Do we look happy? There's no happily ever after for us. Miserabily ever after, more like.”
John Connolly, The Book of Lost Things

Andrzej Sapkowski
“Petru Cobbin chciał capnąć Geralta za kołnierz, ale nie zdołał, bo do akcji wkroczył spokojny dotąd i małomówny Addario Bach. Krasnolud kopnął Cobbina w zgięcie kolana. Cobbin runął na klęczki. Addario Bach doskoczył, z rozmachem grzmotnął go pięścią w nerkę, poprawił w bok głowy. Waligóra zwalił się na pokład.
- I co z tego, że duży? - Krasnolud powiódł spojrzeniem po pozostałych. - Robi tylko większy huk, gdy pada.”
Andrzej Sapkowski, Sezon burz

David Louden
“Tossing a smile my way I nodded back to her. Veronica had come home. Somewhere in a thirty-six dollar a night shack a Nazi dwarf was making it with two call girls. Los Angeles was one hell of a city.”
David Louden, White Mexicans

R.A. Salvatore
“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf.”
R.A. Salvatore, Maestro

George R.R. Martin
“Every dwarf is a bastard in his father's eyes.”
George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

Sabrina Zbasnik
“It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?” - WEST”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

Nelson Rodrigues
“Any boy seems, nowadays, a tried and wicked 47 years old dwarf.”
Nelson Rodrigues

Sabrina Zbasnik
“Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

Sabrina Zbasnik
“ORN!” Variel shouted.
“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,” the dwarf grumbled.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“La volonté est ce qui lâche en dernier, bien après le cœur.”
Nicolas Jarry, Ordo du Talion

“Tu sais que t'es chez toi quand t'as trouvé un trou où calancher en paix.”
Nicolas Jarry, Aral du Temple

“Quelle liberté nous reste-t'il si nos propres choix sont conditionnés par des émotions sur lesquelles nous n'avons aucune emprise ?”
Nicolas Jarry, Jorun de la Forge

“A dwarf will always tell tall stories.”
Anthony T.Hincks

Sabrina Zbasnik
“We are being fired upon.”

“By what?”

“A ham sandwich.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”
The Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard.
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.”
The Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“You are not for any reason less than whom God created you to be, don't live like a dwarf where you are seen as a giant.”
Bamigboye Olurotimi

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