Dwarves in Space Quotes

“It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin.” - Taliesin”
― Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?” - WEST”
― Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!”
― Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“ORN!” Variel shouted.
“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,” the dwarf grumbled.”
― Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

“We are being fired upon.”

“By what?”

“A ham sandwich.”
― Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space