Pat Hatt's Blog, page 211
January 16, 2014
Captcha This Little Bit Of Bliss!
So captcha is crap but we all know that across the map, except for maybe a select few who still have the horrible thing in view. Maybe they just want to send love notes though, like the ones below.
A robber of another kind.Hated by my behind.That damn vet,Stole those of this pet.
I hope they didn't do that.So disturbing to the cat.Or maybe they get their kicks,From a wiener mutt who licks.
Nibble ones welcome I guess.At least they were able to confess. If they are nibble and quick,Things may click.
Guess he liked the nibble ones.Sounds like he liked them tons.Or he went snip snip too.With a robbery from the first in view.
Ummm err okay.Keep it to yourself at your bay.We don't want any of that.Not getting the rectum of the cat.
Ewww indeed.At your feed.Take your scent,And bury yourself in cement.
Which day of the week is that?Can't be hump day at your mat.If it is though,Not celebrating right at your show.
Could not take your sexless day?Had to take all the pain away?Geez, just use lefty or righty,They can be mighty.
No! Don't use those.They cause woes.Going to new lows.They lick your toes.
See what happens at your mat,When you spell the name wrong of the cat?You get nowhere.Just left confused at your lair.
So there you go, captcha's can be scary and now you know. So if you go to a place, that still puts the stupid thing in front of your face, and they say any of that, fly away quick like a bat. Captcha can be creepy in mass. They are not getting near my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
A robber of another kind.Hated by my behind.That damn vet,Stole those of this pet.
I hope they didn't do that.So disturbing to the cat.Or maybe they get their kicks,From a wiener mutt who licks.
Nibble ones welcome I guess.At least they were able to confess. If they are nibble and quick,Things may click.
Guess he liked the nibble ones.Sounds like he liked them tons.Or he went snip snip too.With a robbery from the first in view.
Ummm err okay.Keep it to yourself at your bay.We don't want any of that.Not getting the rectum of the cat.
Ewww indeed.At your feed.Take your scent,And bury yourself in cement.
Which day of the week is that?Can't be hump day at your mat.If it is though,Not celebrating right at your show.
Could not take your sexless day?Had to take all the pain away?Geez, just use lefty or righty,They can be mighty.
No! Don't use those.They cause woes.Going to new lows.They lick your toes.
See what happens at your mat,When you spell the name wrong of the cat?You get nowhere.Just left confused at your lair.
So there you go, captcha's can be scary and now you know. So if you go to a place, that still puts the stupid thing in front of your face, and they say any of that, fly away quick like a bat. Captcha can be creepy in mass. They are not getting near my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 15, 2014
Watch Your Butt When Mean At Your Hut!
So do you believe in this karma thing? Round and round things go at ones wing? Maybe it is just wishful thinking, but some deserve some quicksand sinking.
What goes around comes around.
Like a leg humping hound.
At least that is the saying,
When the mean buggers start playing.
But do they get it in the end?
That could be a dirty trend.
If they drop the soap.
That would mean Karma likes to grope.
But then you have the rich dicks,
With a big wall of bricks.
They get off scott free each time,
No matter the crime.
Martha Stewart doesn't count.
Okay, if you want maybe a little amount.
Karma comes after they die?
Does it poke them in their dead eye?
Hell for all alive.
But no matter what they survive.
Until they don't and kick the bucket.
Did karma just say, duck it?
Too many to take out,
So it lets them swim away like a trout.
An interesting case could be made,
For into that bad place they could fade.
But is that any more real than karma's fluff?
Has your brain had enough?
Today I'm on a roll.
The thoughts just stroll.
If I had to place a bet,
I'd hope the dumb get caught in the net.
Because of karma though?
Or because they are dumb at their show?
I'd go with dumb.
For to its effect the smart ones are numb.
Or dumb with lots of dough,
Paying someone to have their ducks in a row.
A trick of the human mind.
Is maybe what it is of some kind.
To make ourselves feel good,
Thinking they will get theirs in some hood.
Either or can also be true.
Again depends on the view.
Just like anything else at your tree,
If you look hard enough you will see what you want to see.
So did I clear anything up today?
I don't think so at my bay.
But it was fun to let the thoughts roll.
Should I do a karma poll?
The cat did some major mind work today. Have anything to say? Or is it all burnt out? Do you also want to swim like a trout? Damn, too many questions that have come to pass. Today I must be an annoying little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
What goes around comes around.
Like a leg humping hound.
At least that is the saying,
When the mean buggers start playing.
But do they get it in the end?
That could be a dirty trend.
If they drop the soap.
That would mean Karma likes to grope.
But then you have the rich dicks,
With a big wall of bricks.
They get off scott free each time,
No matter the crime.
Martha Stewart doesn't count.
Okay, if you want maybe a little amount.
Karma comes after they die?
Does it poke them in their dead eye?
Hell for all alive.
But no matter what they survive.
Until they don't and kick the bucket.
Did karma just say, duck it?
Too many to take out,
So it lets them swim away like a trout.
An interesting case could be made,
For into that bad place they could fade.
But is that any more real than karma's fluff?
Has your brain had enough?
Today I'm on a roll.
The thoughts just stroll.
If I had to place a bet,
I'd hope the dumb get caught in the net.
Because of karma though?
Or because they are dumb at their show?
I'd go with dumb.
For to its effect the smart ones are numb.
Or dumb with lots of dough,
Paying someone to have their ducks in a row.
A trick of the human mind.
Is maybe what it is of some kind.
To make ourselves feel good,
Thinking they will get theirs in some hood.
Either or can also be true.
Again depends on the view.
Just like anything else at your tree,
If you look hard enough you will see what you want to see.
So did I clear anything up today?
I don't think so at my bay.
But it was fun to let the thoughts roll.
Should I do a karma poll?
The cat did some major mind work today. Have anything to say? Or is it all burnt out? Do you also want to swim like a trout? Damn, too many questions that have come to pass. Today I must be an annoying little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 14, 2014
A dVerse Look At What's Ahead At Your Nook!
Have you seen a great dVerse movie so far this year? No! Why? With so many great ones near. Paranormal Activity: The Strange Ones was so good it would give you the runs. Okay, don't believe me. I'll let pick others to come at your sea.
The Hobbit - quest for even more money,
Will come when it isn't sunny.
Robocop - remade, recycled and redone.
Wait! They all mean the same thing when spun.
Expendables 3 - we aren't too old for this shit.
Thanks to stunt doubles a little bit.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - childhood raped.
Bay needs to be strung up and duct taped.
Horrible Bosses 2 - get studios bosses rich.
That was the whole pitch.
Night at the Museum 3 - Ben is still here.
Corny, but had to be said I fear.
Amazing Spiderman 2 - Marvel, screw you.
Rights are staying at our zoo.
The Lego Movie - together again.
It must suck to be three part men.
Transformer 4 - blow shit up more!
Plus giant robots galore.
22 Jump Street - Old farts in school.
But we still get to act cool.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
How many things can happen to a planet with no grapes?
Muppets Most Wanted - Spoiler, the are puppets.
Did I just ruin the Muppets?
300: Rise of the empire.
Prequels are which we aspire.
Godzilla - how many times is this?
Fights something that can hiss.
Interstellar - screw Batman.
Not a Ben Affleck fan?
Sin City - A Dollar to Kill For.
Sorry, still won't hit big at your shore.
X-Men - Screw the piss poor third one.
That works under my sun.
Captain America - no there is no Iron Man.
He's off getting a much needed tan.
Adam Sandler "something or other" grosses 200 million.
Some Twilight rip off makes a zillion.
But don't stick up your fanny,
Tomorrow, tomorrow you will get Annie.
There we go, now you have plenty to look forward to at your show. The later ones should be fun and I'll give a few run. But I still think Bay should be strung up and butt sniffed by a pup. Then again he gets money in a huge mass. So I guess he gets to blow stuff up and annoy my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
The Hobbit - quest for even more money,
Will come when it isn't sunny.
Robocop - remade, recycled and redone.
Wait! They all mean the same thing when spun.
Expendables 3 - we aren't too old for this shit.
Thanks to stunt doubles a little bit.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - childhood raped.
Bay needs to be strung up and duct taped.
Horrible Bosses 2 - get studios bosses rich.
That was the whole pitch.
Night at the Museum 3 - Ben is still here.
Corny, but had to be said I fear.
Amazing Spiderman 2 - Marvel, screw you.
Rights are staying at our zoo.
The Lego Movie - together again.
It must suck to be three part men.
Transformer 4 - blow shit up more!
Plus giant robots galore.
22 Jump Street - Old farts in school.
But we still get to act cool.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
How many things can happen to a planet with no grapes?
Muppets Most Wanted - Spoiler, the are puppets.
Did I just ruin the Muppets?
300: Rise of the empire.
Prequels are which we aspire.
Godzilla - how many times is this?
Fights something that can hiss.
Interstellar - screw Batman.
Not a Ben Affleck fan?
Sin City - A Dollar to Kill For.
Sorry, still won't hit big at your shore.
X-Men - Screw the piss poor third one.
That works under my sun.
Captain America - no there is no Iron Man.
He's off getting a much needed tan.
Adam Sandler "something or other" grosses 200 million.
Some Twilight rip off makes a zillion.
But don't stick up your fanny,
Tomorrow, tomorrow you will get Annie.
There we go, now you have plenty to look forward to at your show. The later ones should be fun and I'll give a few run. But I still think Bay should be strung up and butt sniffed by a pup. Then again he gets money in a huge mass. So I guess he gets to blow stuff up and annoy my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 13, 2014
I'm So Slick At Helping You Pick!
Speaking of travel today, travel to the ninja wannabe's bay. There is a guest post from the cat. How about that.
Many may be thinking of changing their station and wondering about their next vacation. While never fear if you are lost. The cat will help you at no cost. Aren't I nice? Great spots at no price.
Vacation in a rock.A door that can lock.So as you rock and roll,No one will bother your umm stroll.
Visit the dead.Paris may turn you red.But you'll turn white,When you see this sight.
Play hop scotch the adult way.Jump from island to island across the bay.Get those gluts in shape.Yes, you can wear a cape.
Umm a blue thing in a rock.To it you should flock.Why should you go there to dock?Because, it's a blue thing in a rock.
Sleep on the plane.Forget any train.Can be the pilot too.Look at you.
A big big pointy rock.Climb it and hang your sock.You claim the pointy rock.Your friend you will shock.
Visit and get tingly all over.You can even bring rover.They don't discriminate,When the probe is your fate.
Battle this plastic monster thing.Sing a song like a ding a ling.Drunk and spunk,It's a slam dunk.
See, get drunk with glee.But in the wine they could pee.That would not be nice.Better off paying full price.
Or you could go lame,Grab some guy or dame,Then rest here.Boring, to my little rhyming rear.
Now don't you want to hire the cat to get you away from your mat? You could see a great big pointy rock or even have an alien probe and gawk. A once in a life time thing. Just give the cat a ring. He will fly you there freight class. Damn, I'm such a helpful little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Many may be thinking of changing their station and wondering about their next vacation. While never fear if you are lost. The cat will help you at no cost. Aren't I nice? Great spots at no price.
Vacation in a rock.A door that can lock.So as you rock and roll,No one will bother your umm stroll.
Visit the dead.Paris may turn you red.But you'll turn white,When you see this sight.
Play hop scotch the adult way.Jump from island to island across the bay.Get those gluts in shape.Yes, you can wear a cape.
Umm a blue thing in a rock.To it you should flock.Why should you go there to dock?Because, it's a blue thing in a rock.
Sleep on the plane.Forget any train.Can be the pilot too.Look at you.
A big big pointy rock.Climb it and hang your sock.You claim the pointy rock.Your friend you will shock.
Visit and get tingly all over.You can even bring rover.They don't discriminate,When the probe is your fate.
Battle this plastic monster thing.Sing a song like a ding a ling.Drunk and spunk,It's a slam dunk.
See, get drunk with glee.But in the wine they could pee.That would not be nice.Better off paying full price.
Or you could go lame,Grab some guy or dame,Then rest here.Boring, to my little rhyming rear.
Now don't you want to hire the cat to get you away from your mat? You could see a great big pointy rock or even have an alien probe and gawk. A once in a life time thing. Just give the cat a ring. He will fly you there freight class. Damn, I'm such a helpful little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 12, 2014
Number One As Rip Off Week Is Done!
We can't neglect Hank any longer. His hate is growing stronger. He was not number one. Instead he was number seven to be done. That just would not do. Hank says very mean things when he gets number two.
Waffles for the win!
Stupid kid, I'll do him in.
Alex got number one!
I'll wedgie the ninja and he'll be done.
Rosey squeaked in to first place.
I'll throw pie in her face.
Truedessa finally got number one!
I'll sink her ship and run.
Brian snuck in after years.
I'll leave him in tears.
The Silver Fox was first.
His bubble I will burst.
John beat Hank today.
I will make that bald guy pay.
R is on top.
His two words will flop.
Manzanita scored number one.
I'll give her worms and she'll run.
Betsy actually got up early.
I'll steal her coffee and make her squirrelly.
Mary snuck in to first place.
I'll spray her with mace.
Terry decided to fight.
Watch out, I bite.
Keith failed again.
I don't have to stab him with my pen.
Folklore is on top.
I'll poison her squirrel then she'll flop.
To anyone else who goes for my place,
I will put a frown on your face.
You will regret the day,
You took my number one away.
So watch your back,
My vengeance won't lack.
I'll go on the attack.
You may get a whack.
What? This smile?
It is really vile.
You shall see.
Number one is reserved for only me.
Wow, Hank takes his spot seriously I guess. With him you may not want to mess. Pies and wedgies could be in store. Better watch Hank at my shore. You take his top spot he will sass. Or it could just be the imagination of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Waffles for the win!
Stupid kid, I'll do him in.
Alex got number one!
I'll wedgie the ninja and he'll be done.
Rosey squeaked in to first place.
I'll throw pie in her face.
Truedessa finally got number one!
I'll sink her ship and run.
Brian snuck in after years.
I'll leave him in tears.
The Silver Fox was first.
His bubble I will burst.
John beat Hank today.
I will make that bald guy pay.
R is on top.
His two words will flop.
Manzanita scored number one.
I'll give her worms and she'll run.
Betsy actually got up early.
I'll steal her coffee and make her squirrelly.
Mary snuck in to first place.
I'll spray her with mace.
Terry decided to fight.
Watch out, I bite.
Keith failed again.
I don't have to stab him with my pen.
Folklore is on top.
I'll poison her squirrel then she'll flop.
To anyone else who goes for my place,
I will put a frown on your face.
You will regret the day,
You took my number one away.
So watch your back,
My vengeance won't lack.
I'll go on the attack.
You may get a whack.
What? This smile?
It is really vile.
You shall see.
Number one is reserved for only me.
Wow, Hank takes his spot seriously I guess. With him you may not want to mess. Pies and wedgies could be in store. Better watch Hank at my shore. You take his top spot he will sass. Or it could just be the imagination of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 11, 2014
Great Post At My Coast!
Today we rip off the best commentator ever. He/she/it is oh so clever. Been around a good long while, took a break, then came back writing comments by the pile. I think you can guess who when done at our zoo.
Aliens blow up the coast.
Great Post!
In radiation people are dosed.
Great Post!
Casper isn't really a ghost.
Great Post!
I'm not really a rhyming host.
Great Post!
You smell like burnt toast.
Great Post!
Porn leaves you engrossed.
Great Post!
Two word disorder has been diagnosed.
Great Post!
Bet you aren't riposte.
Great Post!
Rabbits are faster than most.
Great Post!
I'm gonna sit here and boast.
Great Post!
I've got nothing at my coast.
Great Post!
I'll give you a toast.
Great Post!
I want to be a ghost.
Great Post!
Do I have to keep rhyming post?
Great Post!
Cheating was diagnosed.
Great Post!
So two words at most?
Great Post!
You must be engrossed.
Great Post!
Dumb as a post?
Great Post!
I am cheating too much at my coast.
Great Post!
Persistent like heart burn from toast.
Great Post!
Geez, R needs to add another word at the end. Only so many things that rhyme with post I can send. So any bets on what R is? He or She or some other biz? Maybe R will get a delight and three words will take flight. At least R isn't crass like my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Aliens blow up the coast.
Great Post!
In radiation people are dosed.
Great Post!
Casper isn't really a ghost.
Great Post!
I'm not really a rhyming host.
Great Post!
You smell like burnt toast.
Great Post!
Porn leaves you engrossed.
Great Post!
Two word disorder has been diagnosed.
Great Post!
Bet you aren't riposte.
Great Post!
Rabbits are faster than most.
Great Post!
I'm gonna sit here and boast.
Great Post!
I've got nothing at my coast.
Great Post!
I'll give you a toast.
Great Post!
I want to be a ghost.
Great Post!
Do I have to keep rhyming post?
Great Post!
Cheating was diagnosed.
Great Post!
So two words at most?
Great Post!
You must be engrossed.
Great Post!
Dumb as a post?
Great Post!
I am cheating too much at my coast.
Great Post!
Persistent like heart burn from toast.
Great Post!
Geez, R needs to add another word at the end. Only so many things that rhyme with post I can send. So any bets on what R is? He or She or some other biz? Maybe R will get a delight and three words will take flight. At least R isn't crass like my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 10, 2014
A Little Whine From The Feline!
You know the cat has to mock one eye. It is so easy to do under my sky. That cyclops eye just asks for it. It makes all who view it have a fit. So lets see what happens today as the cat rips off one eye's bay.
Serenity is my favorite word.
Actually, I flip that the bird.
Actually, I am not sure on that.
Actually, I blame the cat.
The nefarious cat is on my ass.
Actually, he used my grass.
Actually, I stepped in it.
Actually, I got more than a bit.
I'll exacerbate it as I whine.
Actually, I hate the feline.
Actually, I may not.
Actually, he can rot.
Diametrically opposed has me confused.
Actually, I feel abused.
Actually, I'm amused.
Actually, I'm infused.
Abomination, I am not.
Actually, I like that a lot.
Actually, I guess I could be.
Actually, I have a flea.
No one will discombobulate me.
Actually, we shall see.
Actually, they should get the cat.
Actually, I have a great hat.
Articulate more on it.
Actually, I did that a bit.
Actually, I whine fine.
Actually, I swing from a vine.
I am lollygagging about.
Actually, I twist and shout.
Actually, I fall on my bum.
Actually, I go willy nilly and them some.
The intricate details I will spill.
Actually, you'll get your fill.
Actually, I need a pill.
Actually, time to pay a bill.
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Actually, cat I still blame you.
Actually, this damn one eye.
Actually, I need to go whine and cry.
Actually, I am now done. Actually, that was fun. Actually, I have annoyed a few. Actually, old one eye must not have a clue. Actually, I do not really know. Actually, I made this up at my show. Actually, now this has come to pass from my ever so actual little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Serenity is my favorite word.
Actually, I flip that the bird.
Actually, I am not sure on that.
Actually, I blame the cat.
The nefarious cat is on my ass.
Actually, he used my grass.
Actually, I stepped in it.
Actually, I got more than a bit.
I'll exacerbate it as I whine.
Actually, I hate the feline.
Actually, I may not.
Actually, he can rot.
Diametrically opposed has me confused.
Actually, I feel abused.
Actually, I'm amused.
Actually, I'm infused.
Abomination, I am not.
Actually, I like that a lot.
Actually, I guess I could be.
Actually, I have a flea.
No one will discombobulate me.
Actually, we shall see.
Actually, they should get the cat.
Actually, I have a great hat.
Articulate more on it.
Actually, I did that a bit.
Actually, I whine fine.
Actually, I swing from a vine.
I am lollygagging about.
Actually, I twist and shout.
Actually, I fall on my bum.
Actually, I go willy nilly and them some.
The intricate details I will spill.
Actually, you'll get your fill.
Actually, I need a pill.
Actually, time to pay a bill.
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Actually, cat I still blame you.
Actually, this damn one eye.
Actually, I need to go whine and cry.
Actually, I am now done. Actually, that was fun. Actually, I have annoyed a few. Actually, old one eye must not have a clue. Actually, I do not really know. Actually, I made this up at my show. Actually, now this has come to pass from my ever so actual little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 9, 2014
I Tried But I Could Not Change The Tide!
The cat went to rip off Theresa today, trying to give a prize at his bay. But Theresa was greedy and would not share. She snapped it up for herself at her lair.
Come one, Come all
To my prize hall.
Here you could win,
Coins for your bin.
Just enter here,
Give a cheer,
Follow this,
Don't you miss.
Follow that.
Trust the cat.
I tried it.
Yep, a bit.
It was fun.
Away they run.
Taking it home.
Beats a comb.
No compensation was given.
I'm still livin.
So it must be great.
Such a fate.
You humans will bask.
People will stop and ask,
What is that smell?
It's an easy sell.
Damn it, Theresa is greedy.
She won't help the needy.
Taking it all for herself.
Bet she hangs it on a shelf.
Maybe she'll frame it,
Thinking it is a hit?
I bet she will.
Seems she likes a thrill.
Oh what a prize.
It attracts flies.
They are fun to chase.
Might get on your shoe lace.
But she ruined it.
She did have a fit.
That was fun to watch.
Nope, it wasn't scotch.
See, look at her go? She stepped in dog you know. I was giving it away to all of you, then she scooped it up at her zoo. She really stepped in it this time. A smelly Halloween Nazi is a crime. So I have no prize, unless you want dead flies? So greedy she even hogs crap. I bet she'd steal your nap. A rip off crap. Ever thought that would take a lap? Never trust that lass. You have been warned by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Come one, Come all
To my prize hall.
Here you could win,
Coins for your bin.
Just enter here,
Give a cheer,
Follow this,
Don't you miss.
Follow that.
Trust the cat.
I tried it.
Yep, a bit.
It was fun.
Away they run.
Taking it home.
Beats a comb.
No compensation was given.
I'm still livin.
So it must be great.
Such a fate.
You humans will bask.
People will stop and ask,
What is that smell?
It's an easy sell.
Damn it, Theresa is greedy.
She won't help the needy.
Taking it all for herself.
Bet she hangs it on a shelf.
Maybe she'll frame it,
Thinking it is a hit?
I bet she will.
Seems she likes a thrill.
Oh what a prize.
It attracts flies.
They are fun to chase.
Might get on your shoe lace.
But she ruined it.
She did have a fit.
That was fun to watch.
Nope, it wasn't scotch.
See, look at her go? She stepped in dog you know. I was giving it away to all of you, then she scooped it up at her zoo. She really stepped in it this time. A smelly Halloween Nazi is a crime. So I have no prize, unless you want dead flies? So greedy she even hogs crap. I bet she'd steal your nap. A rip off crap. Ever thought that would take a lap? Never trust that lass. You have been warned by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 8, 2014
A Wannabe For Me?
Today at my bay it's a ninja wannabe rip off on display. He has been so secretive to all. Not showing you the next great book at his hall. Well nothing can stop the cat. I find everything out at my mat.
Cover Reveal, It's A Big Deal
See! Such a liar that ninja wannabe. Said it was only a trilogy and instead made it a quadrilogy. I hear it starts off as the others were all a dream, some kind of slip stream. Then ahead it goes full steam. Then they think it wasn't a dream. They are being tricked. That makes all ticked. Then they think it is a dream. Then they get hit with a death beam. Then it isn't a dream. Damn, this is more confusing than that movie Brazil at my stream. So your guess is as good as mine. Damn, ninja wannabe confusing the feline.Elsewhere in blogland life is grand:
Betsy is showing cat pictures galore.
Brian is gawking at every shore.
Truedessa is writing about love.
Rosey is giving away things like a baseball glove.
Terry is giving a worm shout.
Manzanita is sure to pout.
Halloween Nazi is still upset,
She can't off this poor pet.
Penny is still eating crap.
Old one eye sure can flap.
R is saying two words.
The tabbies still hate burds.
Basically everything is different yet the same.
Grammar Nazi I blame.
Trying to keep all in line.
Pffft, not this feline.
Triva Time, In Rhyme!
#1 Name the two beers in Take This Job and Shove It at your pit.
#2 What's the name of the green superhero rabbit that has a toad fighting habit?
#3 Where were they off to in The Dream Team, don't say dream.
#4 "Don't f*** with the lords of hell" was said in for the win?
#5 Scat Man played ever so groovy while a guys shoes were on fire in which movie?
Review At My Zoo
It sucks the biggest bag of litter ever. Nothing about it is clever. Go beat your head against the wall. It will be much more fun at your hall.SPECIAL NOTE: This was a rip off I decided to float, meaning the above book is FAKE! Just in case you do a double take.
Expect a ninja wannabe rip off for insecure day? How does it relate at my bay? Many seem to be insecure about ripping things off trying to re-invent the wheel as they scoff. Not gonna happen at any sea. Always will be a comparison out there of some other book tree. Make your idea yours and that is that. As long as you are not some blatant copy cat. Like maybe sorta the above from the cat. Hey, the ninja wannabe does not rhyme at his mat.
So, do you like the fake cover I had made? Do you think it is a dream that will fade? Do you know the answers at your zoo? Do you like my review? Are you tired of questions yet? Do you want more from this pet? Did you say you passed gas? Stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
January 7, 2014
A dVerse Rip Off Today With Three On Display!
So for dVerse here and there, Truedessa writes little tales with Pat and the cat at her lair. They are fun and very well done. So the cat ripped her off today but not in the usual way. For a tale has come to life as Grumpy Goo and Captain Red Shoes cause them strife.
There was a man,Who had a tan.He was absurd.With his yummy bird.
I wanted to eat it.Every little bit.So we fired away,In some sort of bay.
I made Pat go and fetch the thing.He grabbed it by the wing.Then swung on back.I needed my snack.
See, yum!That bird was dumb.It tasted like chicken though.But then, oh know!
She came on the ship.She had a cement hip.She sunk us into the sea.How rude of she.
She even killed Pat.I had to stop the dingbat.A murderous streak.She needed to go up the creek.
She waited the treasure,It brought her pleasure,All to herself.What a greedy elf.
But the shine brought Pat back.A woman he did not want to attack.But then she looked ill,And fit the bill.
She was a blue guy in disguise.Ticking the cat off was not wise.I kicked him in the giant litterbox.He sure caused bitter shocks.
The pirates all ran away.Captain Red Shoes was in dismay.He had fallen for a blue guy.I think he started to cry.
Click here for the real story. It isn't so gory.
Well that may not be how it really goes, but another book is here to pose. Sorry Truedessa, it has no rose. Now they go where the wind blows. And now book 25 has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
There was a man,Who had a tan.He was absurd.With his yummy bird.
I wanted to eat it.Every little bit.So we fired away,In some sort of bay.
I made Pat go and fetch the thing.He grabbed it by the wing.Then swung on back.I needed my snack.
See, yum!That bird was dumb.It tasted like chicken though.But then, oh know!
She came on the ship.She had a cement hip.She sunk us into the sea.How rude of she.
She even killed Pat.I had to stop the dingbat.A murderous streak.She needed to go up the creek.
She waited the treasure,It brought her pleasure,All to herself.What a greedy elf.
But the shine brought Pat back.A woman he did not want to attack.But then she looked ill,And fit the bill.
She was a blue guy in disguise.Ticking the cat off was not wise.I kicked him in the giant litterbox.He sure caused bitter shocks.
The pirates all ran away.Captain Red Shoes was in dismay.He had fallen for a blue guy.I think he started to cry.
Click here for the real story. It isn't so gory.Well that may not be how it really goes, but another book is here to pose. Sorry Truedessa, it has no rose. Now they go where the wind blows. And now book 25 has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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