A dVerse Look At What's Ahead At Your Nook!

Have you seen a great dVerse movie so far this year? No! Why? With so many great ones near. Paranormal Activity: The Strange Ones was so good it would give you the runs. Okay, don't believe me. I'll let pick others to come at your sea.

The Hobbit - quest for even more money,
Will come when it isn't sunny.
Robocop - remade, recycled and redone.
Wait! They all mean the same thing when spun.

Expendables 3 - we aren't too old for this shit.
Thanks to stunt doubles a little bit.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - childhood raped.
Bay needs to be strung up and duct taped.

Horrible Bosses 2 - get studios bosses rich.
That was the whole pitch.
Night at the Museum 3 - Ben is still here.
Corny, but had to be said I fear.

Amazing Spiderman 2 - Marvel, screw you.
Rights are staying at our zoo.
The Lego Movie - together again.
It must suck to be three part men.

Transformer 4 - blow shit up more!
Plus giant robots galore.
22 Jump Street - Old farts in school.
But we still get to act cool.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
How many things can happen to a planet with no grapes?
Muppets Most Wanted - Spoiler, the are puppets.
Did I just ruin the Muppets?

300: Rise of the empire.
Prequels are which we aspire.
Godzilla - how many times is this?
Fights something that can hiss.

Interstellar - screw Batman.
Not a Ben Affleck fan?
Sin City - A Dollar to Kill For.
Sorry, still won't hit big at your shore.

X-Men - Screw the piss poor third one.
That works under my sun.
Captain America - no there is no Iron Man.
He's off getting a much needed tan.

Adam Sandler "something or other" grosses 200 million.
Some Twilight rip off makes a zillion.
But don't stick up your fanny,
Tomorrow, tomorrow you will get Annie.

There we go, now you have plenty to look forward to at your show. The later ones should be fun and I'll give a few run. But I still think Bay should be strung up and butt sniffed by a pup. Then again he gets money in a huge mass. So I guess he gets to blow stuff up and annoy my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.